Tag Archives: Nudity

Total Recall (1990)

I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.

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Jennifer’s Body (2009): The Not-So-Pretty Side of Megan Fox

All those years of being on a diet to keep her precious little figure have caught up with Megan Fox. In Jennifer’s Body she forgets about carbs and calories and just eats whatever boy she wants to. She doesn’t bother doing it in a clean or ladylike fashion either, she gets down and dirty in the blood and guts of her prey. I know, it sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, it kinda wasn’t.

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Caddyshack and TRON – But What About TRON Legacy? Interview: Actress Cindy Morgan

In 1982 the Walt Disney Company’s special effects masterpiece TRON, changed filmmaking and spawned books, comics, arcade games, video games, and finally a sequel, TRON Legacy, currently scheduled for release in December, 2010. Of the original film’s three lead performers, … Continue reading

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Kevin Pereira Can’t Read: What Is an “Action Chick Flick”?

“Either Kevin’s Teleprompter Read ‘Action Chick Flick’ Instead of ‘Action Flick Chick’ or AOTS Host Kevin Pereira Made a Simple Mistake the First Time He Mentioned the Action Flick Chick’” would have made for a post title that was both unwieldy and wishy-washy. … Continue reading

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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!

Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.

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Sorority Row (2009) Spoiler Free/Galore

When someone says, “I just got tested, it’s cool,” you might want to rethink the activities you are about to engage in. However, when you’re in a sorority house on Sorority Row, nothing matters and all logical thinking goes out the bloody window. So take that into consideration, and if you throw logic out the window before you watch Sorority Row, it will turn out to be a really good movie.

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Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.

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Best of Action Flick Chick, Part 2: Whatever Else She Darn Well Pleases

Now that the Action Flick Chick has covered Dallas Comic-Con for G4TV’s Attack of the Show!, let’s continue our look at some her best work so far: Stan Lee, Adam West, Lou Ferrigno, and others tell us what would be the worst superpower to have. The Chick interviews stuntman David Leitch, then stuntwomen La Faye Baker and Luci Romber. Find out what Olivia Munn and Playboy magazine have to do with her most frequently downloaded article. Revisit the Action Flick Chick’s only acting role so far – in her YouTube video “Run, Action Flick Chick, Run!” And learn what were last month’s top 10 most frequently viewed non-reviews. From Catwoman to Batman, from Boondock Saints to legions of lethal ladies, our Chick has been busy…and she shows no sign of slowing down. Continue reading

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