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Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!
After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Amber Heard, Billy Burke, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, cult, Drive Angry, Drive Angry 3-D, explosion, gun fight, hell, Jonah King, Machete, Milton, Nicolas Cage, Piper, Sex Scene, The Accountant, Valentine's Day, William Fichtner
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Coming Attraction: Machete Kills
The first Machete could best be described as gleefully over-the-top; its upcoming sequel, Machete Kills, looks like it’s going to go so far over the top that the top will look like nothing but a dot. This wild-ass flick’s wild-ass … Continue reading
Machete Kills Trailer Released!
Danny Trejo reprises his role as Machete, a machete-wielding bad ass, in Machete Kills . The first film was insanely fun and insanely bloody, and the sequel seems to, at the very least, bring a lot of recognizable cast members including … Continue reading
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Tagged coming attraction, Machete, Machete kills
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ActionFest 2011: Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)! They Picked on One Hobo too Many!
You know a movie is weird when the reel gets messed up and starts playing upside down and backwards, but everyone thinks it’s just part of the film! That’s exactly what happened at ActionFest during the first screening of Hobo … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, convention, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Actionfest, Brian Downey, crime boss, Drake, Everwood, exploitation film, gore, Gregory, Grindhouse, Hobo With a Shotgun, Hope Town, horror, Ivan, Machete, Molly Dunsworth, Nick Bateman, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Rocket Llama, Rutger Hauer, shotgun, Slick
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Ass-Kicking Action Flick Chicks of 2010! Plus YOUR 2010 Faves and 2011 Picks!
special by Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill for Newsarama: Twenty-five years ago, action movies were filled with extremely muscled good guys fighting extremely muscled bad guys in order to save their helpless wives, girlfriends, or daughters…and in some cases to save … Continue reading
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Chick Hits: 10-10’s Top Tens
More people visited ActionFlickChick.com in October than almost any month ever before. Only July, 2010, with all the San Diego Comic-Con coverage topped it. In October, we hit New York Comic Con where we interviewed creators and actors from The Walking Dead, Saw … Continue reading
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Coming Attraction: Tarantula (Danny Trejo, Erin Cummings)
Hot off Machete, Danny Trejo joins Erin Cummings (Bitch Slap, Spartacus: Blood & Sand) to star in the edgy indie thriller Tarantula. Tarantula tells the story of a mysterious female biker named Gabby (Cummings) who escapes from a satanic biker gang … Continue reading
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Tagged America Oliva, Bitch Slap, Danny Trejo, Erin Cummings, Julia Voth, Machete, Mutant X, nude, Nudity, Oley Sassone, Predators, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, sex, Sex Scene, Spartacus Blood & Sand, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, Tarantula, Two of a Kind Productions, vigilante, violence, Xena: Warrior Princess
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Which Iconic Film Characters Should Fight Zombies?
Cracked.com has posted some smart and interesting analyses of important issues related to your survival during the zombie apocalypse – like the scientific reasons why a zombie outbreak could occur, how a viral-based zombie outbreak would not spread too rapidly, and which … Continue reading
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