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The Classic Sci-Fi Action Movie (well, half an action movie): Aliens (1986)
We do get to see a little softer side of this heroine, Ripley, who’s not just a hard core killing machine like The Bride. Ripley grows fond of a little girl and vows to protect her. Awww, isn’t that sweet. Save it for Oprah! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, science fiction
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Aliens, Bill Paxton, Carrie Henn, Dan O'Bannon, David Giler, Gale Anne Hurd, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, James Cameron, Lance Henriksen, language, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, R-rated, Ronald Shusett, sci-fi, Sigourney Weaver, thrill, violence, Walter Hill, William Hope
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Recon Mission: The Bank Job (2008)
In lieu of a “proper review” as she put it, fellow action flick-loving chick Susana from Arterial Spray scripted what she imagined must have been the filmmakers’ pitch for The Bank Job. We got such a kick out of this that we thought we’d encourage you to check it out. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged Alki David, Bank Job, boobs, breasts, Daniel Mays, Dick Clement, female nudity, Ian La Frenais, James Faulkner, Jason Statham, language, Michael Jibson, Mosaic Media Group, nipples, Nudity, R-rated, Recon Mission, Richard Lintern, Roger Donaldson, Saffron Burrows, sexual content, Stephen Campbell Moore, suspense, thriller, violence
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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)
Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.
I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged bloody violence, Chia Hui Liu, Chicks who don't want flowers, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, gore, Kill Bill, Kill Bill: Volume 1, language, Lucy Liu, Michael Jai White, Michael Madsen, Miramax, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, some sexual content, The Bride, Uma Thurman, Valentine’s Day, Vivica A. Fox
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Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008)
I HAVE BEEN TRICKED! IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL YOU WILL BE TRICKED TOO. Here I was thinking Hellboy II was an action movie, and probably a pretty good one at that, but what I got instead was a movie filled with plot and a foofy schmoofy love story. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, superhero
Tagged * Comics *, action, Anna Walton, Brian Steele, comedy, Dark Horse Comics, Doug Jones, Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy, Hellboy 2, Hellboy II, John Hurt, language, Luke Goss, Mike Mignola, PG-13, Ron Perlman, science fiction, scifi, Selma Blair, Seth MacFarlane, superhero, The Golden Army, violence
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Reindeer Games (2000)
And so the Christmas season is upon us. Well, it’s been upon us for about 2 months now, but I refuse to engage in Christmas activities before Thanksgiving. Come on people! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, Christmas, movie, R-rated
Tagged Ashton Kutcher, Ben Affleck, boobs, breasts, butt, Charlize Theron, Christmas, Dimension Films, Donal Logue, Ehren Kruger, female nudity, Gary Sinise, John Frankenheimer, language, R-rated, Reindeer Games, Santa Claus, sexuality, strong violence, suspense, thriller
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The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008) – Now with Boobs!
Lost Boys: The Tribe is basically The Lost Boys: Now With Boobs! Lost Boys I and II are so similar that you should rewind Lost Boys and watch it again instead of watching the second one. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Angus Sutherland, Autumn Reeser, boobs, breast, comedy, Corey Feldman, gore, Hans Rodionoff, horror, James Jeremias, Janice Fischer, language, lost boys, Lost Boys 2, Lost Boys 2: The Tribe, Lost Boys: The Tribe, nude, Nudity, P.J. Pesce, R-rated, sexuality, some drug use, stake, Tad Hilgenbrink, The Lost Boys, The Lost Boys 2, The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe, thriller, vampire, Vampires, violence, Warner Premiere
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Quarantine (2008)
I didn’t know what to expect and I think because of that, it was a very tense and scary movie to watch. I say that because I have heard that the trailers give away some key plot points of the movie that kind of ruins it for you. So beware of the trailers! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Columbus Short, Dania Ramirez, disturbing content, Drew Dowdle, Greg Germann, horror, horror movie, Jaume Balagueró, Jay Hernandez, Jennifer Carpenter, John Erick Dowdle, Jonathon Schaech, language, Luis Berdejo, mystery, Paco Plaza, Quarantine, R-rated, Rade Sherbedgia, Sony Pictures, Steve Harris, suspense, terror, thriller, violent, zombie
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Nothing says good old fashioned scary zombie movie like having two hot women kick some zombie . . . Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged action, Alexander Witt, Alice, Apocalypse, boobs, breast, head shots, horror, horror movies, Jared Harris, language, Mike Epps, Milla Jovovich, nemeses, Nemesis, nipples, nude, Nudity, Oded Fehr, Paul W.S. Anderson, R-rated, Razaaq Adoti, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, S.T.A.R.S., sci-fi, science fiction, Sienna Guillory, Sony Pictures, Sophie Vavasseur, suspense, Thomas Kretschmann, thriller, Umbrella Corporation, undead, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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