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The Classic Sci-Fi Action Movie (well, half an action movie): Aliens (1986)

We do get to see a little softer side of this heroine, Ripley, who’s not just a hard core killing machine like The Bride. Ripley grows fond of a little girl and vows to protect her. Awww, isn’t that sweet. Save it for Oprah! Continue reading

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Recon Mission: The Bank Job (2008)

In lieu of a “proper review” as she put it, fellow action flick-loving chick Susana from Arterial Spray scripted what she imagined must have been the filmmakers’ pitch for The Bank Job. We got such a kick out of this that we thought we’d encourage you to check it out. Continue reading

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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)

Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.

I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
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Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008)

I HAVE BEEN TRICKED! IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL YOU WILL BE TRICKED TOO. Here I was thinking Hellboy II was an action movie, and probably a pretty good one at that, but what I got instead was a movie filled with plot and a foofy schmoofy love story. Continue reading

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Reindeer Games (2000)

And so the Christmas season is upon us. Well, it’s been upon us for about 2 months now, but I refuse to engage in Christmas activities before Thanksgiving. Come on people! Continue reading

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The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008) – Now with Boobs!

Lost Boys: The Tribe is basically The Lost Boys: Now With Boobs! Lost Boys I and II are so similar that you should rewind Lost Boys and watch it again instead of watching the second one. Continue reading

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Quarantine (2008)

I didn’t know what to expect and I think because of that, it was a very tense and scary movie to watch. I say that because I have heard that the trailers give away some key plot points of the movie that kind of ruins it for you. So beware of the trailers! Continue reading

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Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Nothing says good old fashioned scary zombie movie like having two hot women kick some zombie . . . Continue reading

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