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Dance of the Dead (2008) – Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking Red Bull

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Here’s a thought. If some random guy in a graveyard asks you to wheel his wheelbarrow somewhere while he does something else “real quick,” just say no; because, chances are, that wheelbarrow will contain zombified hands and heads. Or…just say yes! Then you have the next month’s worth of practical jokes all lined up! Sounds good! Where’s the nearest graveyard?

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Feast (2005): Project Greenlight’s Fearsome Finale

Feast goes all out showing you everything that other movies would never do. There are surprises around every corner. Just when you think the rules of an action movie apply, they kill off someone you thought was absolutely safe. And I loved it for this very reason. Continue reading

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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)

Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.

I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

It’s Christmas time again which means that John McClane is killing terrorists again. It must be an annual event now, a family tradition in the grandest sense. Continue reading

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Sin City (2005)

There was a lot of implied action: implied torture, implied kills. Forget that, I want to see the torture; I want to see the killing and decapitations, none of that panning away and letting your imagination take over. I watch TV, I don’t have an imagination. Continue reading

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The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008) – Now with Boobs!

Lost Boys: The Tribe is basically The Lost Boys: Now With Boobs! Lost Boys I and II are so similar that you should rewind Lost Boys and watch it again instead of watching the second one. Continue reading

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Dawn of the Dead (2004)

I am talking about the remake, the one from 2004. I mean, I love this movie so much I would marry it, and gladly have its zombie babies. Continue reading

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Rambo: First Blood Part 2

In the second installment of the Rambo movies, we actually get to see him kill some people…on purpose. Continue reading

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