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Taken (2009) Don’t Cross Liam Neeson

I’m taking a brief reprieve from my “Chicks Who Don’t Need Flowers” series to review the new action movie Taken. Never has the expression “Don’t talk to strangers” ever been as true as it is in Taken. Continue reading

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Crank (2006): Including the Manliest Kill Ever!?

Crank is a very exciting, very, very, non-realistic, out of this world crazy movie, and it is tons of fun to watch. Continue reading

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Piranha 3-D (2010) – Boobs vs. Boom

Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving: That Time of Year When Evil Turkeys Scare the Stuffing Out of You

There aren’t a lot of Thanksgiving action movies. Frankly, a discussion with some fellow film lovers turned up a grand total of none. Several people mentioned the comedy Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, but that’s no action movie. Addams Family Values at … Continue reading

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Red Heat (1988): Do You Know Miranda?

You know how people will sometimes swear on things to try and make a point that they’re telling the truth? Usually, the ultimate thing to swear on would be on your mamma’s life or something like that. When someone is bringing their mamma into the picture they usually mean business. However, Red Heat has opened my eyes to a new, and I think more serious swear. Continue reading

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