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Taken (2009) Don’t Cross Liam Neeson
I’m taking a brief reprieve from my “Chicks Who Don’t Need Flowers” series to review the new action movie Taken. Never has the expression “Don’t talk to strangers” ever been as true as it is in Taken. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged 20th Century Fox, abduction, action, Albanian, American, and I will kill you, drug references, Drugs, Famke Janssen, France, French, Goran Kostic, I will find you, Katie Cassidy, kidnapping, language, Liam Neeson, Luc Besson, Maggie Grace, Paris, PG-13, Pierre Morel, prostitute, prostitution, Robert Mark Kamen, secret agent, sexual content, slave traffic, slavery, spy, suspense, Taken, thriller, violence
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Crank (2006): Including the Manliest Kill Ever!?
Crank is a very exciting, very, very, non-realistic, out of this world crazy movie, and it is tons of fun to watch. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Adrenaline, Amy Smart, boobs, breast, Brian Taylor, Carlos Sanz, drug use, Drugs, Dwight Yoakam, Edi Gathegi, Efren Ramirez, Jason Statham, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Lakeshore Entertainment, Mark Neveldine, Nudity, Partial Nudity, pervasive language, R-rated, Reno Wilson, Sex Scene, sexuality, suspense, thrill, violence
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Piranha 3-D (2010) – Boobs vs. Boom
Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 3-D, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 1.21 gigawatts, 3-D, 4-D, action, Adam Scott, Alexandre Aja, beach, bikini, Birds, bisexual, blood, Blue-footed booby, bombs, Bonnie Morgan, boob, Boobies, boobs, breasts, Brooklynn Prouix, butt, buttocks, Christopher Lloyd, Cody Longo, Devanny Pinn, Devra Korwin, Dimension Films, Dina Meyer, Drugs, Eli Roth, Elisabeth Shue, Elizabeth Shue, exhibitionism, exhibitionist, explosion, fish, flash, flashing, Genevieve Alexandra, Gianna Michaels, Girls Gone Wild, gore, Gregory Nicotero, Guns, gunshot, heterosexual, horror, indecent exposure, Jaws, Jerry O'Connell, Jessica Szohr, Joe Francis, Kelly Brook, kiss, kissing, Kym Stys, lake, lesbian, lewd, Mantra Films, movie, Nancy Walters, Nicole Randall, nude, Nudity, Paul Scheer, penis, piranha, Piranha 3-D, pole dancer, public nudity, Ricardo Chavira, Richard Dreyfuss, Richard Dreysuff, Riley Steele, sequel, sex, shark, spring break, Steven R. McQueen, summer, theater, thriller, topless, video, Ving Rhames, violence, voyeur, voyeurism, water, Weinstein Company, wet t-shirt
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Thanksgiving: That Time of Year When Evil Turkeys Scare the Stuffing Out of You
There aren’t a lot of Thanksgiving action movies. Frankly, a discussion with some fellow film lovers turned up a grand total of none. Several people mentioned the comedy Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, but that’s no action movie. Addams Family Values at … Continue reading
Posted in holiday, horror
Tagged Addams Family Values, Adrian Paul, Ari Lehman, bird, Blood Freak, Bobby Ray Akers Jr., cannibalism, Christmas, Dana Cullivan, Dead Harvest, Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Dracula, Drugs, Eli Roth, evil turkey, faux trailer, Friday the 13th, General Bastard, giblets, Grinhouse, Heather Hughes, Home Alone, Home Sweet Home, Jake Steinfeld, Jason Statham, Jason Voorhees, Jordan Downey, Lindsey Anderson, mutant, Nettie Peña, original Jason, Pilgrim, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Reindeer Games, Seance, Steve Hawkes, Suki Peters, summer camp, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving play, ThanksKilling, Thanxgiving, Thanxgiving: Dead Harvest, The Long Kiss Goodnight, turkey, Vinessa Shaw
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Red Heat (1988): Do You Know Miranda?
You know how people will sometimes swear on things to try and make a point that they’re telling the truth? Usually, the ultimate thing to swear on would be on your mamma’s life or something like that. When someone is bringing their mamma into the picture they usually mean business. However, Red Heat has opened my eyes to a new, and I think more serious swear. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 2009, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bennie E. Dobbins, boobs, breasts, Brent Jennings, Carolco Pictures, Chicago, drug lord, druglord, Drugs, Ed O'Ross, gang, gangster, Gina Gershon, Harry Kleiner, Iron Curtain, Ivan Danko, James Belushi, Jim Belushi, Jim Morrison, Kremlin, Laurence Fishburne, Miranda, Miranda Rights, Nudity, oath, Peter Boyle, Pruitt Taylor Vince, R-rated, Red Heat, revenge, Russia, Russian, Soviet, Soviet Union, swear, testicles, testimony, The Doors, Tristar Pictures, Troy Kennedy-Martin, Vienna, violence, Walter Hill
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