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Conan the Barbarian (2011)
I know there are a lot of die hard original Conan fans out there, but I am not one of them. I love watching Arnold Schwarzenegger in an action film just as much as the next person, but I wouldn’t … Continue reading →
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, action, movie, R-rated
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Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, explosion, Jason Momoa, Khalar Zym, kill, Rocket Llama, Ron Perlman, shirtless Jason Momoa, Stephen Lang
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Which Iconic Film Characters Should Fight Zombies?
Cracked.com has posted some smart and interesting analyses of important issues related to your survival during the zombie apocalypse – like the scientific reasons why a zombie outbreak could occur, how a viral-based zombie outbreak would not spread too rapidly, and which … Continue reading →
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Tagged 50 First Dates, A Christmas Story, Action Flick Chick, Aeryn Sun, Agatha Christie, Agent Smith, Aliens, Archie Bunker, Ash Williams, Axel Foley, Baby, Batman, Battle Royale, Big Trouble in Little China, Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, brains, Bruce Lee, Buddy Ebsen, Buster Keaton, Captain Kirk, Captain Spaulding, Carl, chianti, Chico, Child's Play, Clint Eastwood, clown, Conan, Cracked, Cracked.com, Curly, Dalton, Danger Girl, Data, Deadites, Deep Rising, Derek Zoolander, Die Hard, Die Harder, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Harry, Doc Brown, Doctor Who, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Drew Barrymore, Duke Wayne, Dumbo, Dutch, Edward Scissorhands, El Mariachi, Ellen Ripley, Enter the Dragon, Etienne Navarre, Evil Dead, Facebook, Falling Down, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, fava beans, Fight Club, Finnegan, Flash Gordon, Foster Brooks, Frank Martin, George Burns, George Gobel, Golden Girls, Groucho, Groucho Marx, Han Solo, Harpo, Harpo Marx, Harry Callahan, Harry Potter, Harvey Korman, Hercule Poirot, Home Alone, Indian Jones, Indiana Jones, Indy, Iron Giant, Jack Benny, Jack Burton, Jack Carter, Jack Sparrow, Jackie Chan, James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jed Clampett, Jimmy Stewart, John Crichton, John McClane, John Wayne, Jules Winnfield, Justin Bieber, Kevin McAllister, Kill Bill, L7, Lord Vader, Luci Romberg, Luke Skywalker, Machete, Mad Max, Man with No Name, Marvel Zombies, Marx Brothers, Mel Gibson, Michael Douglas, Mickey Mouse, Milton Berle, Miss Daisy, Miss Marple, Moses, Napoleon Dynamite, Narrator, Neo, Peacekeeper Wars, Pedro, Peter Billingsley, Pink Raygun, Predator, Professor Van Helsing, Pulp Fiction, Rambo, Red Skelton, Richard Simmons, Ripley, Rochester, Rocky Balboa, Rooster Cogbugn, Sling Blade, Snake Plisskin, Sophia Petrillo, Spicoli, Stallone, Star Trek, Star Wars, T-1000, T-101, Taxi Driver, Tenth Doctor, Terminator, Terry Crews, The Bride, The Good The Bad The Ugly, The Matrix, The Punisher, The Walking Dead, Three Stooges, Tim Conway, Totoro, Travis Bickle, Turn Undead, twitter, Tyler Durden, Van Helsing, White zombie, William Wallace, Wong Fei Hung, zombie, zombie apocalypse, Zombie Manor, Zombie Wranglers, Zombieland, zombies
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Arnold Fest 2009! What Could Have Been
Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie
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Tagged Animal, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Conan, Conan the Conqueror, Die Hard, Full Metal Jacket, Incredible Hulk, John McClane, Kull the Conqueror, Kyle Reese, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel Comics, Red Sonja, Stanley Kubrick, Terminator, The Running Man
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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
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Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, barbarian, Ben Davidson, boobs, breasts, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Crom, Dino De Laurentiis, graphic sexual content, Hercules in New York, horses, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Max Von Sydow, Nudity, Oliver Stone, orgy, R-rated, Robert E. Howard, Sandahl Bergman, Sex Scene, sex scenes, swordplay, Universal Pictures
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