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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Hatchet II (2010)
It’s always exciting when a movie’s title screen is bloody and is accompanied by the sounds of a chainsaw ripping through flesh and people screaming! Hatchet II’s title screen starts off that way, and the rest of the film lives … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Adam Green, Candyman, Chicks who don't want flowers, Danielle Harris, decapitate, gore, Hatchet, Hatchet II, horror, Kane Hodder, kill, Marybeth, Rileah Vanderbilt, Spoilers, Tamara Feldman, The Candyman, Tony Todd, Valentine's Day, Victor Crowley
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Coming Attraction: Your Highness!
Natalie Portman is playing one tough warrior princess in Your Highness, which also stars James Franco and Danny McBride. Prince Fabious (Franco) goes on a mission to rescue his bride (Zooey Deschanel) who has been kidnapped. He is accompanied by … Continue reading
Posted in action, comedy, Coming Attractions, movie, Valentine's Day
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Chicks who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, comedy adventure, coming attraction, Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman, Prince Fabious, Thadeous, Valentine's Day, warrior princess, Your Highness, Zooey Deschanel
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Carrie (1976)
Another chick who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is Carrie White. This telekinetic young girl will protect herself and exact revenge on anyone who messes with her. Well, she might actually want some flowers and a maybe a kind … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, family, horror, movie, Valentine's Day
Tagged Amy Irving, Betty Buckley, boobs, breasts, Brian De Palma, butt, Carrie, Carrie White, Chicks who don't want flowers, frontal nudity, graphic violence, horror, John Travolta, language, Lawrence D. Cohen, Nancy Allen, Nudity, pig blood, Piper Laurie, Prom, psychokinesis, psychokinetic PK, R-rated, Redbank Films, shower, shower scene, Sissy Spacek, Stephen King, telekinesis, telekinetic, The Greatest American Hero, TK, Valentine's Day, William Katt
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The Matrix (1999)
Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) is being inducted into the “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day” club for her sheer, mind-blowing awesomeness. The Matrix opens with Trinity kicking a ton of cop ass and then escaping from Agent Smith. That’s … Continue reading
Posted in 3 kabooms, action, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged Agent Smith, Andy Wachowski, Badass chicks, Carrie-Anne Moss, Chicks who don't want flowers, Computer generated reality that enslaves us, Hugo Weaving, Joe Pantoliano, Keanu Reeves, language, Larry Wachowski, Laurence Fishburne, Morpheus, Neo, sci-fi, science fiction, The Matrix, Trinity, violence, virtual reality, VR, Warner Bros. Pictures
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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)
Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.
I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged bloody violence, Chia Hui Liu, Chicks who don't want flowers, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, gore, Kill Bill, Kill Bill: Volume 1, language, Lucy Liu, Michael Jai White, Michael Madsen, Miramax, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, some sexual content, The Bride, Uma Thurman, Valentine’s Day, Vivica A. Fox
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