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The Commune (2009)

The Commune is so disturbing you just can’t stop thinking about it. The Commune is a flick written, directed, and produced by Elizabeth Fies. Continue reading

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The Boondock Saints (1999)

Have you ever wondered what the Green Goblin would look like as a woman? Nope, me either, but The Boondock Saints just throws it in your face like a monkey flinging poo at you. You’re just making cute noises at the monkey and then you’ve got poop in your face. You’re just watching a movie than then you’ve got Willem Defoe in drag kissing a man! Continue reading

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Way to Run, Olivia Munn!

Olivia Munn (co-host of Attack of the Show who wears a Wonder Woman costume well) is a hot topic for many reasons, including shooting a Playboy shoot while refusing to get naked. She stuck to her guns about not getting into her birthday suit. I mean, her birthday’s not for another couple of weeks, so it’s only logical to save it for the big occasion. Continue reading

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Watchmen (2009)

Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation. Continue reading

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Recon Mission: The Bank Job (2008)

In lieu of a “proper review” as she put it, fellow action flick-loving chick Susana from Arterial Spray scripted what she imagined must have been the filmmakers’ pitch for The Bank Job. We got such a kick out of this that we thought we’d encourage you to check it out. Continue reading

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3-D from 3 She’s: Three Out of Three Genre Girls Agree.

While they vary in what they say, one thing is clear: Three out of three genre girls agree that My Bloody Valentine 3-D is bloody fun to see. Continue reading

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My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! It is a little bit early but who says I can’t celebrate my love for myself on more than one day. Anyway, My Bloody Valentine 3D is the perfect movie to take your shy, squeamish boy, or girl to see on Valentine’s Day. Continue reading

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Reindeer Games (2000)

And so the Christmas season is upon us. Well, it’s been upon us for about 2 months now, but I refuse to engage in Christmas activities before Thanksgiving. Come on people! Continue reading

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