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Resident Evil (2002)

You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands. Continue reading

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Recon Mission: The Bank Job (2008)

In lieu of a “proper review” as she put it, fellow action flick-loving chick Susana from Arterial Spray scripted what she imagined must have been the filmmakers’ pitch for The Bank Job. We got such a kick out of this that we thought we’d encourage you to check it out. Continue reading

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3-D from 3 She’s: Three Out of Three Genre Girls Agree.

While they vary in what they say, one thing is clear: Three out of three genre girls agree that My Bloody Valentine 3-D is bloody fun to see. Continue reading

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My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! It is a little bit early but who says I can’t celebrate my love for myself on more than one day. Anyway, My Bloody Valentine 3D is the perfect movie to take your shy, squeamish boy, or girl to see on Valentine’s Day. Continue reading

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Reindeer Games (2000)

And so the Christmas season is upon us. Well, it’s been upon us for about 2 months now, but I refuse to engage in Christmas activities before Thanksgiving. Come on people! Continue reading

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Sex and the City (2008) – Worst Action Ever

Am I the only girl who doesn’t see men as worthless individuals and only good for one thing? This movie sure seems to think so. Continue reading

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Sin City (2005)

There was a lot of implied action: implied torture, implied kills. Forget that, I want to see the torture; I want to see the killing and decapitations, none of that panning away and letting your imagination take over. I watch TV, I don’t have an imagination. Continue reading

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The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008) – Now with Boobs!

Lost Boys: The Tribe is basically The Lost Boys: Now With Boobs! Lost Boys I and II are so similar that you should rewind Lost Boys and watch it again instead of watching the second one. Continue reading

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