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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!
Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alison Lohman, Amber Valletta, boobs, breasts, Brian Taylor, Brit twins, Castle, Crank, cupcake, Dexter, explosion, Gamer, Gerard Butler, Halo, Jade and Nikita Ramsey, Jade Ramsey, John Leguizamo, Kable, kill, Kyra Sedgwick, language, Lionsgate, Logan Lerman, Logan Lernman, Ludacris, Mark Neveldine, Michael C. Hall, Nikita and Jade Ramsey, Nikita Ramsey, nude, Nudity, Psych, sexual content, Simon, spoiler, strong brutal violence, tea bagging, teabag, Terry Crews, twins, video game, videogame
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Sorority Row (2009) Spoiler Free/Galore
When someone says, “I just got tested, it’s cool,” you might want to rethink the activities you are about to engage in. However, when you’re in a sorority house on Sorority Row, nothing matters and all logical thinking goes out the bloody window. So take that into consideration, and if you throw logic out the window before you watch Sorority Row, it will turn out to be a really good movie.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Audrina Patridge, bikini, bloody violence, boobs, breasts, Briana Evigan, Brianna Evigan, Carrie Fisher, Final Girl, Gamer, Ham in a bikini, horror, Jamie Chung, Josh Stolberg, Julian Morris, language, Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman, nude, Nudity, Pete Goldfinger, R-rated, Rumer Willis, sex, Sex Scene, slasher, some sexuality, Sorority, Sorority Row, spoiler, Stewart Hendler, Summit Entertainment, The Hills, tire iron
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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, barbarian, Ben Davidson, boobs, breasts, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Crom, Dino De Laurentiis, graphic sexual content, Hercules in New York, horses, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Max Von Sydow, Nudity, Oliver Stone, orgy, R-rated, Robert E. Howard, Sandahl Bergman, Sex Scene, sex scenes, swordplay, Universal Pictures
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Olivia Munn Wants You: Are You Man Enough to Wear the Brass Bikini? The Deadline Approaches!
Hopeful fan filmmakers have been pitching ideas at olivia.atom.com this month, and we’ve been asked to point out that the deadline is upon you. After noon Pacific this Thursday, September 3, you will no longer have your only hope of getting a $5,000 Atom.com production budget with Olivia as a member of your cast. So, come on! You’ve got ideas. Hurl one Olivia’s way! Maybe she’ll wear the gold bikini for you – or let you wear it for her. Continue reading
Posted in announcement, science fiction
Tagged action, AOTS, Atom.com, Attack of the Show!, bikini, boobs, contest, G4TV, geek, Jabba the Hut, money, nerd, Olivia Munn, Operation Olivia, Playboy, Princess Leia, prize, Return of the Jedi, science fiction, scifi, sex, sex line, Star Wars, Vera VanGuard, video
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Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoilers Galore!)
Wow! You know what I think? I think it would really suck to be a Myers. It just seems like you don’t stand a chance. You are either killed really young by your younger brother/child, or stalked for years and go crazy from seeing the horrifying murders that your brother intended to be you. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, R-rated
Tagged action, boobs, Brad Dourif, breast, breasts, brutal bloody violence, Chris Hardwick, crude sexual content, Daniel Roebuck, Danielle Harris, Dayton Callie, Deborah, Debra Hill, Dimension Films, Dr. Loomis, Ezra Buzzington, female nudity, Final Girl, graphic images, Halloween, Halloween 2, Halloween II, horror, Jeffrey Daniel Phillips, John Carpenter, language, Laurie Strode, Malcolm McDowell, Mark Christopher Lawrence, Michael Myers, nude, Nudity, R-rated, Rick Rosenthal, Rob Zombie, Samuel Loomis, Scout Taylor-Compton, sex, sex scenes, Sheri Moon Zombie, spoiler, Spoilers, The Devil’s Rejects, Tyler Mane, virgin, We had it in House of 1000 Corpses, Web Soup
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Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoiler Free!)
Wow! You know what I think? I think it would really suck to be a Myers. It just seems like you don’t stand a chance. You are either killed really young by your younger brother/child, or stalked for years and go crazy from seeing the horrifying murders that your brother intended to be you. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, boobs, Brad Dourif, breasts, Chris Hardwick, Danielle Harris, Deborah, Debra Hill, Dr. Loomis, Final Girl, Halloween, horror, John Carpenter, kill, Laurie Strode, Malcolm McDowell, Michael Myers, nude, Nudity, Rick Rosenthal, Rob Zombie, Samuel Loomis, Scout Taylor-Compton, sex scenes, Sheri Moon Zombie, slasher, spoiler, spoiler free, Spoilers, The Devil’s Rejects, virgin, We had it in House of 1000 Corpses, Web Soup
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Rob Zombie’s Halloween II Trailer (Movie Chicks on Action, er, Horror Flicks)
Site: Action Flick Chick Post: Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoilers Galore!) by Action Flick Chick: “Beware of the spoilers! I’m warning you now. I’m going to spoil this whole movie. If you don’t want everything spoiled, you can read … Continue reading
Posted in horror, movie, R-rated, YouTube
Tagged action, boobs, Brad Dourif, breasts, Chris Hardwick, Danielle Harris, Deborah, Debra Hill, Dr. Loomis, Final Girl, Halloween, horror, John Carpenter, kill, Laurie Strode, Malcolm McDowell, Michael Myers, nude, Nudity, Rick Rosenthal, Rob Zombie, Samuel Loomis, Scout Taylor-Compton, sex scenes, Sheri Moon Zombie, slasher, spoiler, Spoilers, The Devil’s Rejects, trailers, virgin, We had it in House of 1000 Corpses, Web Soup
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