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Cyborg (1989): Lots of Questions, Not Much Cyborg
One of Jean-Claude Van Damme’s earliest films, Cyborg features splits, kicks, and staring contests. A little known skill of Van Damme’s, he sometimes challenges the enemy to a staring contest, and sometimes he stares off into the void as if … Continue reading
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Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Albert Pyun, Bill Paxton, Cannon film, cyborg, Cyborg ending, Cyborg review, Cyborg spoilers, Dayle Haddon, Deborah Richter, Fender, Gibson, Jean Claude Van Damme, movie, R-rated, Spider-Man, Van Damme splits, Vincent Klyn, violence
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Review: 2 Guns (2013)
You know what they say, two guns are better than one…unless you have no ammunition. In the case of 2 Guns, two leading men are definitely better than one. Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg join forces to bring audiences an … Continue reading
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Tagged 2 Guns, action, Action Flick Chick, Bill Paxton, Denzel Washington, Edward James Olmos, James Marsden, Mark Wahlberg, movie
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Haywire Starring Gina Carano (Guest Chick Review)
She’s been pushed too far! Things are gonna get all Haywire in here! Revenge is a bitch and so is Gina Carano! Haywire tells the story of Mallory Kane (Gina Carano), a freelancing operative who works on contract when the … Continue reading
Who’s the #1 Ass-Kicking Movie Heroine? With Haywire Giveaway!
HAYWIRE opens nationwide January 20. SYNOPSIS: This dynamic action-thriller directed by Oscar® winner Steven Soderbergh (Contagion) boasts a talented cast that includes Channing Tatum (GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra), Ewan McGregor (The Ghost Writer), Michael Fassbender (X-Men: First Class), … Continue reading
Coming Attraction: Haywire (2012)!
By the look of the trailer for Haywire, the plot seems to be Gina Carono kicks everyone’s butt. The end! However, further research will tell you that there is a little bit of plot to go along with the ass … Continue reading
True Lies (1994): Triple Best!
You know True Lies is going to be awesome when the start of the film is Arnold in a tuxedo being asked to see his invitation, to which Arnold responds “Sure, here’s my invitation,” and blows something up. Take note movie makers, that is how you start a flick!
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Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Ahnold, AIM-9 Sidewinder, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Art Malik, AV-8B Harrier, Bill Paxton, breasts, Charles Zidi, Charlton Heston, Claude Zidi, dance, Didier Kaminka, Eliza Dushku, Florida Keys, Grant Heslov, horse, James Bond, James Cameron, Jamie Lee Curtis, La Totale, Lightstorm Entertainment, Miou-Miou, Nudity, Omega Sector, Partial Nudity, pole dance, R-rated, remake, sexy dance, Simon Michaël, spoiler, spy, Stephanie Austin, strip-tease, terrorism, terrorists, Thierry Lhermitte, Tia Carrere, Tom Arnold, True Lies, truth serum, violence
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The Classic Sci-Fi Action Movie (well, half an action movie): Aliens (1986)
We do get to see a little softer side of this heroine, Ripley, who’s not just a hard core killing machine like The Bride. Ripley grows fond of a little girl and vows to protect her. Awww, isn’t that sweet. Save it for Oprah! Continue reading
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Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Aliens, Bill Paxton, Carrie Henn, Dan O'Bannon, David Giler, Gale Anne Hurd, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, James Cameron, Lance Henriksen, language, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, R-rated, Ronald Shusett, sci-fi, Sigourney Weaver, thrill, violence, Walter Hill, William Hope
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