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The Bleakest of Black Christmas (2006)

Some people believe that birth order shapes a child’s personality growing up. Psychologist Alfred Adler studied this specifically, coming up with the “middle child syndrome,” explaining the middle born child is somewhat forgotten by the parents since their attention is … Continue reading

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Violent Night (2022): Christmas Spirit Out the Anus!

Everyone has their own favorite holiday movie they put on around this time every year. These holiday movies are often linked to a person’s childhood and evoke warm and fuzzy feelings to get them in the holiday spirit. For some … Continue reading

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Black Christmas (1974): Ho, Ho, Ho-rror at the Sorority House

Looking for the next feel good holiday themed movie to put on at Christmas time? Well, keep looking. Buuuuut if you are looking for a real creepy-as-shit horror film, look no further! Black Christmas (1974) is the one you want. 

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Samaritan (2022): Good, But Not Great, Samaritan

I can’t resist a Sylvester Stallone film. Dude is 76 and still starring in action movies like he’s 30. In his 50 plus year career as an actor, he’s played more leading heroes than most actors could ever dream of, … Continue reading

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Slumber Party Massacre II (1987): The Film With 100 Different Interpretations?

Slumber Party Massacre II (SPM II): Fasten your seatbelts for one hell of a bumpy, mystifying journey that you may or may not enjoy! You will, however, come away from SPM II with…feelings. Those feelings might be confusion, hatred, amped … Continue reading

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Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Gerard Butler + Morgan Freeman + Aaron Eckhart= Die Hard set in the White House. Yes, please! With that kind of math, what else is there to say? Continue reading

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The Princess (2022): No Distressed Damsels Here

The “Damsel in Distress” trope is one of the oldest, and most annoying tropes to still exist. This is 2022, knock that shit off already. Yes, I do recognize that in order to really stick it to the protagonist, sometimes … Continue reading

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The Slumber Party Massacre (1982): RSVP to This Forgotten Slasher Classic

Let’s go back to the teenage years where slumber parties were bountiful and all the girls got naked in front of each other while changing clothes. What fun! Oh, those were the days…but did women always get naked in front … Continue reading

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