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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

Posted on December 18, 2008 by Action Flick Chick

…sk you something. What sets off the metal detector first? The lead in your ass or the s**t in your brain?” Now that is a classy burn. I wish I was McClane’s friend. Best Explosion: After the scuffle from the best kill happens, another guy comes out to try to kill McClane. This time it is McClane’s turn to get kicked to the edge of the wing. The only difference between McClane and Major Grant is that McClane has brains. He opens the fuel tank to le… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Bonnie Bedelia, Bruce Willis, Christmas, Dennis Franz, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Doug Richardson, gore, John Leguizamo, John McClane, R-rated, Renny Harlin, Robert Patrick, Steven E. de Souza, thriller, violence, Walter Wager | 2 Comments

The Walking Dead 3-7: Brought to You by KFC!

Posted on November 26, 2012 by Action Flick Chick

…y freaking alive. Rick and Carl decide to name the child Judith instead of Ass-Kicker, though I’m partial to the latter. Hershel patches up Michonne’s leg and the rescue squad takes off. Carol, Carl, Judith, Herschel, and Beth stay behind. The Rescuers walk through the woods and scrap with a few zombies. Michonne keeps to the back of the melee, sizing up these new people as potential foes or allies. Eventually, though, the number of walkers become… Continue reading →

Posted in action, horror, Recap, The Walking Dead, TV | Tagged #teamglaggie, #TeamPrison, AMC's The Walking Dead, Andrea, Dale, fight, Glaggie, Glen, Governor, interrogation, Jason Statham, Maggie, Merle, Merle Dixon, Michandrea, Michonne, rape, sexual assault, Team Blonde and Dreadly, Team Glaggie, Thanksgiving turkey, The Dale Face, The Governor, The Transporter, The Walking Dead, The Walking Dead recap, The Walking Dead TV series, topless, torture, town doctor, TV-MA, undead patient, violence, walker, walkers, Woodbury, zombies | 1 Comment

Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

…t of 5 Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, holiday, movie, PG-13, Valentine's Day | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Aeon Flux, Arch-Ministry, brief nudity, butt, Cameron Bright, Chick who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day, Digger Mesch, flowers, hemoglophages, Ida Martin, Kieran O'Rorke, Kurt Wimmer, language, Milla Jovovich, Nick Chinlund, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Resident Evil, Ryan Martin, sci-fi, Screen Gems, Sebastien Andrieu, Steven Calcote, Ultraviolet, Ultravioleta, Valentine's Day, Vampires, violence, Violet, violets, William Fichtner David Collier | 7 Comments

Fall 2011 Television Lineup! What are you Looking Forward to?

Posted on September 13, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

…erson of Interest premiers Thursday, September 22 at 9/8c. Another highly anticipated fall series is Charlie’s Angels (ABC). A reboot of the 1976 series, Minka Kelly, Annie Ngasi Ilonzeh, and Rachael Taylor bring to life the kick ass crime fighter women. They make kicking ass in high heels look easy starting Thursday, September 22 at 8/7c. This list is just a sampling of the new shows starting this fall so set your DVRs and snuggle into your favor… Continue reading →

Posted in TV | Tagged ABC, Action Flick Chick, Alcatraz, Annie Ngasi Ilonzeh, Buffy, Bunny, CBS, Charlie's Angels, CW, fall television lineup, Fox, Hurley, J.J. Abrams, Jason O'Mara, Jim Caviziel, Jonathan Nolan, Jorge Garcia, Lost, Michael Emerson, Minka Kelly, NBC, networks, Person of Interest, Rachael Taylor, Ringer, Sarah Jones, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stephen Lang, Steven Spielberg, Terra Nova, The Playboy Club | 2 Comments

Interview: Amber Hale, Supermodel (Zuda Competitor)

Posted on May 13, 2009 by Llama Mama

…ruining the whole comic, but I can’t. But I can say we’ll find out who the assassins are and why they’re after her. Lewis: Amber is one of Black Halo’s essential characters. She represents all of us who don’t understand ourselves and who are searching for that missing element to explain our existence. We’ll see Amber’s “abilities” come out more. Although she’s not artificial in the sense of cyborgs with mechanical parts that enhance their physical… Continue reading →

Posted in interviews | Tagged Amber Hale, Black Halo Entertainment, Daren Strange, DC Comics, Intergalactic Law: Grey Squad, interview, John Dallaire, Lewis Walker, Lisa Fary, Reign, Supermodel, Zuda | 4 Comments

Best Superheroine Movie? Round 1

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Llama Mama

…hows in history. Milla Jovovich (Ultraviolet) Russell Allen: I love a good ass kicking female heroine in movies…just not alot of good ones made. Resident Evil and Ultraviolet, Catwoman (the remake…not Michelle Pfiffer’s version), Watchmen are all decent and have a butt load of butt kicking. J. Seth Barnard: I would vote Return of the King with Eowyn…she was the real victor in that movie. Markus Hunt: Underworld for me. MmmmmmKate Beckinsale Sara E… Continue reading →

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Priest (2011): Repent Least You Be Eaten by a Vampire!

Posted on May 19, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

…which takes the punch out of an action movie. Oh, and Maggie Q only got to kick ass in approximately one scene. Overall, I enjoyed Priest (mostly because of Bettany); however, it did waste the talent of its stars, the sexy Maggie Q and the even sexier Paul Bettany, and for me, that is a huge sin. I guess Priest should ask itself for forgiveness. Time Until Initial Action Starts: ~ 1 minute Baddies: Vampires and Karl Urban! Best Kill: Priest fights… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, 3-D, action, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction | Tagged 3-D, action, adventure, Cam Gigandet, cost extra, cross shurikens, explosion, horror, Karl Urban, kill, Lily Collins, Maggie Q, Paul Bettany, PG-13, Priest, Priest 3D, shurikens, Vampires | 3 Comments