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Star Trek (2009) A Fistful of Phaser
…re to begin. The plot is goooood good good, it’s chock full of action, and Chris Pine plays up the funny side of Captain James T. Kirk which keeps you laughing throughout the movie. This one’s definitely a keeper. The cast of Star Trek is exceptionally great, too. Chris Pine plays the smart and witty James T. Kirk along side Zachary “Head Slicin’” Quinto as Spock. Apparently, Quinto and Pine were happy to co-star alongside each other because they… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged Alex Kurtzman, Anton Yelchin, Ben Cross, brief sexual content, Bruce Greenwood, Captain Kirk, Chris Pine, Eric Bana, Final Frontier, Gene Roddenberry, J.J. Abrams, James T. Kirk, John Cho, Karl Urban, Leonard Nimoy, Paramount, PG-13, Phaser, Phasers, Red shirt curse, Roberto Orci, sci-fi action and violence, Simon Pegg, Space, Spock, Star Trek, Time Travel, U.S.S. Enterprise, Winona Ryder, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Zoey Saldana
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Texas Frightmare Weekend Extends Film Festival April 28 – May 1 . . . Deep in the Heart!
…es abandoned on a ski resort chairlift. LONG PIGS Directors: Nathan Hynes, Chris Power Cast: Anthony Alviano, Paul Fowles, Nathan Hynes, Chris Power The film shows the results after two desperate young filmmakers stumble upon their ultimate subject, a 33 year old cannibalistic serial killer, who has agreed to let them document every aspect of his horrifically violent life-style. THE RETELLING Director: Emily Hagins Cast: Kristoffer Aaron Morgan, J… Continue reading
Posted in convention, horror
Tagged 2001 Maniacs, 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Adam Green, Alan Van Sprang, Alexandra Paul, Anchor Bay Entertainment, Athena Karkanis, Beastly, Bill Moseley, blood, Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet, cannibalism, cannibals, Carpenter, Cast: Richard Fitzpatrick, Charles Durning, Chris Power, Christa Campbell, Christine, convention, Danielle Harris, Dark Night of the Scarecrow, Derek Mears, Diary of the Dead, Doug Bradley, Easy-A, Emily Hagins, Emma Bell, fan convention, Frank De Felitta, Frank Sabatella, Frozen, George A. Romero, George Romero, Ghost House Pictures, gore, guts, Guts N' Glory Jamboree, Hearse and Shock Rod Show, Heather Allin, horror convention, Jascha Washington, Joe Francis, Joey Stewart, John Stockwell, Julian Sands, Justin Arnold, Kane Hodder, Keith Gordon, Kenneth Welsh, Kevin Ogilvie, Kevin Zegers, Lance Henriksen, Lane Smith, Larry Drake, Letters to Juliet, Lin Shaye, Lionsgate, Long Pigs, Loyd Cryer, Malcolm McDowell, maniacs, Marc Donato, Margot Kidder, monsters, Moxley Manor, murder, Nate Dushku, Nathan Hynes, nude, Nudity, Piranha 3-D, props, R-rated, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Robert F.Lyons, Rodrigo Gugino Shorts, Rue Morgue Magazine, Ryan Fleming, Samantha Facci, Samantha Jacobs, Scream Queens, Scream Queens 2, Screen Gems, Shawn Ashmore, Sid Haig, Sony, Spirit Camp, SQ2, Sundance Film Festival, Survival of the Dead, Sweatshop, Taker, Texas Frightmare Film Festival, Texas Frightmare Massacre, Texas Frightmare Weekend, The Book of Eli, The Final, The Retelling, Tim Sullivan, violence, Whitney Hoy, William Katt, zombie, Zombie Manor, Zombie Walk
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Pale Rider (1985) with old timey manspeak translations
…art looking up, a group of ruffians led by richie-rich a-hole Josh Lahood (Chris Penn) show up to take the land, an intention they make clear by bullying the settlers, tearing down their homes, and KILLING THEIR CUTE LITTLE PUPPY. Not cool, movie. Thankfully, we have our own John Wickian enacter of dog-vengeance with the arrival of Preacher (Clint Eastwood), a badass with a heart of gold… which may or may not be beating because dude may be a strai… Continue reading
Coming Attraction: The Raven (2012)
…When I think of a badass murder-mystery solver, my first thought goes to famed horror writer Edgar Allen Poe. Doesn’t yours? It doesn’t? Well, looks like someone else had the same idea as me and made a movie out of it. The Raven stars Luke Evans, Alice Eve, and John Cusack as Mr. Poe himself, and it flaps into theaters on March 9, 2012. Quoth the Action Chick, “Rambo four”… Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions
Tagged Alice Eve, Edgar Allen Poe, John Cusack, Luke Evans, The Raven
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The Three Musketeers (2011)
…sketeers, Athos (Matthew Macfayden), Porthos (Ray Stevenson), Aramis (Luke Evans), and newbie D’Artagnon (Logan Lerman) on a mission to “save France.” Really, their mission is to get the Queen of France’s diamonds back from the baddies who stole them, Milady (Milla Jovovich) and Buckingham (Orlando Bloom). If the Musketeers fail, then the King will think the Queen is having an affair, execute her, and chaos would ensue. Let me get the following ou… Continue reading