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Accident Man (2018): An Explosive Display of Stunts and Farts
…op hat- gone but certainly not forgotten. Despite Accident Man being about assassins-on-assassin combat, there is a surprising amount of non-action- and the less time we spend with Mike talking to other characters, the better. There is also one very… very odd addition to the film I really have to highlight. Near the very end of the film, a character gets decapitated… and then his decapitated body lets out an audible farting sound as it gushes bloo… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged Accident Man, Accident Man Cast, accident man netflix, Accident Man Trailer, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Amy Johnston, Brooke Johnston, Michael Jai White, movie, R-rated, Ray Park, Ray Stevenson, Ross O'Hennessy, Scott Adkins, violence
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Film Review: Colombiana (2011)
…s such as Colombiana. Colombiana stars Zoe Saldana as Cataleya, a hardcore assassin seeking revenge on the people who murdered her parents in front of her as a child. That one sentence sums it up completely. How many times has this story been used before? A LOT! But that’s okay with me as long as it has good action…but it didn’t. The action in Colombiana was very low key, making it feel very sparse. Cataleya does a lot of sneaking in and out of sm… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Beto Benites, Cataleya, Colombia, Colombiana, drama, explosion, Jordi Molla, Zoe Saldana
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5 Best Multiplayer Video Games to Play at a Party!
…ers. You can also dress the rabbids in a lot of recognizable costumes like Ninja Turtles and Altair from Assassin’s Creed. Every mini game starts with instructions on how to play so that everyone stands a chance to win whether you’ve been playing games since you were in diapers or just picked up a controller. 1. Rock Band This is a fantastic game to pull out at a party. Who wouldn’t want to be in a rock band? With Rock Band you can bang on a drum… Continue reading
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Tagged Action Flick Chick, Altair, Assassin's Creed, film, game, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kim Pine, Mario, Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Mario Party, mini game, multiplayer games, Ninja Turtles, party games, PS3, Puzzel Quest, Ramona Flowers, Rayman, Rayman Raving Rabbids 2, Rock Band, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Stephen Stills, video games, Wii, Xbox
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Daybreakers (2010)
…as some great action and tons of gore, but not an over the top amount like Ninja Assassin. Really, there is just enough balance between story telling and action and gore to keep you interested in both. Some of the action scenes got me so pumped that I would giggle and like a schoolgirl and throw popcorn at everyone in the theater. The bottom line is that if you enjoy vampire films, this is a good one to watch. Time until real action starts: ~ 11 m… Continue reading
Posted in 1.5 kabooms, horror
Tagged Allan Todd, Aolani Roy, Ben Siemer, blood, bloody violence, brief nudity, Callum McLean, Carl Rush, Chris Brown, Claudia Karvan, cure, Damien Garvey, Daybreakers, Ethan Hawke, extinction, Gabriella Di Labio, gore, Harriet Minto-Day, hematologist, hematology, Hummer, I Am Legend, Isabel Lucas, Jarrad Pon, Jay Laga'aia, Kirsten Cameron, language, Lionsgate, medicine, Michael Dorman, Michael Spierig, Ninja Assassin, Peter Spierig, Peter Welman, R-rated, Renai Caruso, Richard Matheson, Robert Neville, Sahaj Dumpleton, Sam Neil, Sam Neill, The Boondock Saints, Tiffany Lamb, Todd Levi, vampire, Victoria Williams, Vince Colosimo, Willem Dafoe, Willem Defoe, William Dafoe, Zoe White
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation Takes a Dookie on Duke
…e film… well, the fight scenes, and Dwayne Johnson’s rippling muscles. The ninja fight on the mountainside is especially fun, with unique choreography to match the unique fight setting. As Snake Eyes, Ray Park’s skill shines through (as they do in every role he has) and Byung-hun Lee’s Storm Shadow is equally impressive. Honestly, G.I. Joe: Retaliation’s cast is pretty strong- it’s the insultingly stupid plot, bad jokes, and strange story choices… Continue reading
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Tagged Action Flick Chick, Channing Tatum, D.J. Cotrona, Dwayne Johnson, G.I. Joe Retaliation, Hasbro, movie, Ray Park, review, Transformers
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What Is the Best Worst Movie? With Best Worst Movie (2009) Documentarian & Troll 2 (1990) Star Michael Paul Stephenson
…d the Duck #Bestworstmovie @VBal: Best worst movie I’ve ever seen….Thunder Ninja Kids: Hunt for Devil Boxer. Best line: Take this chicken…AND GET OUTTA HERE! @Carlo_ThChThr: Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, Orca: The Killer Whale, Highlander 2 AND He’s Just Not That Into You @SCSImatrix: Torque @shaneandrew82: Rabid Grannies was a bad yet entertaining movie. I think it’s on Netflix Instant Watch. @j_bark: Easy. Starship Troopers. @certaintragedy:… Continue reading
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Tagged Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, Battlefield Earth, Best Worst Movie, Black Emanuelle, Blank Man, Blankman, Cai yang nu bang zhu, Christina Reynolds, Claudio Fragasso, Conan O'Brien, Connie Young, Darren Ewin, David McConnell, Deborah Reed, Demon Hunter, Don Packard, Dr. Seuss, Emanuelle, Farmer Waits, Frankie Avalon, Gary Carlson, George Hardy, Glenn Gerner, Go Green, goblin, Goblins, Green Eggs and Ham, Hardbodies, He's Just Not That Into You, Highlander 2, Hobgoblins, I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle, I Know Who Killed Me, Jason Wright, Jean Hagen, Keanu Reeves, Lance C. Williams, Laura Gemser, Leprechaun, Lindsay Lohan, Margo Prey, Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, Michael Stephenson, Michele Abrams, Michelle Abrams, Mike Nelson, milk, molotov cocktail, MST3K, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Naked Gun, NBC, Netflix, Netflix Instant Watch, Night of the Demons, Nilbog, ninja nun, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, Orca: The Killer Whale, Panic, Patrick Swayze, Point Break, Rabid Grannies, Ray Milland, RiffTrax, Robert Ormsby, Rossella Drudi, Sam-I-Am, sequel, Showgirls, Snakes on a Plane, Starship Troopers, The Day After Tomorrow, The Devil's Gift, The Guy with Secret Kung Fu, The Tonight Show, The Tonight Show starring Conan O'Brien, Thunder Ninja Kids: Hunt for Devil Boxer, Torque, Troll, Troll 2, Walmart, Wood Tales Girl, Worst movie lines, Worst movie lines ever, Worst movie scenes ever
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The Walking Dead Season 3 Premiere! “Seed”
…chained zombie pets, kicking ass. Michonne dispatches some zombies with a ninja ruthlessness that would make Batman blush, then she and Andrea decide that they should leave town. Back at the prison, Lori is afraid her baby is dead, and that it’s going to zombify and attack her from within, also that both her husband and her son can’t stand her because of her being the indirect cause of Shane’s death. What’s this tingling sensation I’m feeling? Am… Continue reading
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Tagged AMC's The Walking Dead, Andrea, Betsy, Carl, Carol, Dale, Daryl, Daryl Dixon, Glen, Lori, Norman Reedus, Rick, Shane, The Dale Face, Walking Dead, Walking Dead episode guide, Walking dead episode recap, Walking Dead season 3, Walking Dead season 3 premiere, walking dead tv series, Walking dead tv show, zombies
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FORBES: Prove Your Geek Cred or Shut Up, Girls, Geek Cliques Don’t Want You Sitting at Their Table!
…ntion Experiences Differ for Women & Men? * Girls’ Guide to Comic-Con with Ninja Tricks So yeah,we’ve talked about this a time or two. Immediate thoughts on the topic itself: 1. Nobody is appropriate to to pick the test for true geekiness. 2. Don’t you have better things to do with your time than risk driving away newcomers? 3. Why girls? (Read the Forbes title.) Eventually @ActionChick and @Tara shared these thoughts: Tara Tiger Brown @tara: @A… Continue reading
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Tagged fake fangirls, fangirls, Felicia Day, Forbes, Geek Girls, geekgirls, posers, prejudice
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