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Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness
…nice little impromptu vacation. When Salt hit the scene in 2010, having a kickass female lead was relatively rare. Thankfully, we live in the enlightened future… where it’s still relatively rare. This Action Chick craves more representation! I love seeing the fellas smack the baddies around, too, but hot damn is it refreshing to see an awesomely-skilled, super-smart heroine kicking ass and taking names. “Don’t make me extinguish your ass.” Salt (… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Angelina Jolie, CIA, Daniel Olbrychski, Evelyn Salt, explosion, female ass kicker, kills, Liev Schreiber, Russia, Russian spy, Salt, Ted Winter, White House
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Chick Hits Winter 2009-2010
…rier (Dawn of the Dead, Decoys, HypaSpace) 4. Stuntman David Leitch (Ninja Assassin) pt. 2 5. Yancy Butler (Witchblade, Wolvesbayne, Kick-Ass) 6. Single Shot Interviews: Worst Superpower, Celebrity Takes (Adam Baldwin, Carrot Top, Stan Lee, etc.) 7. 30 Days of Night 2: Dark Days Begins Shooting Today (Author Steve Niles) 8. Natsukashi Podcast: Hank Carlson, Dennis Murphy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) 9. Stuntman David Leitch (Matrix, 300, Wolverine,… Continue reading
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Which Iconic Film Characters Should Fight Zombies?
…Carl from Sling Blade aproclivity: Hey, Sling Blade’s Karl would actually kick some ass. BookWyrm69: LOL @ Sling Blade’s Carl… Yeah, he moves as slowly as most undead, but he is persistent! USS_Stalwart: Data from Star Trek (@actionchick) fight zombies sockmonkeyluv: L7! That band could kick some serious ass, zombie or not! KeithAllGamer: Ellen Ripley vs zombies: “Get away from her you zombie bitches!” Of course Ripley’s response to a zombie outb… Continue reading
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Tagged 50 First Dates, A Christmas Story, Action Flick Chick, Aeryn Sun, Agatha Christie, Agent Smith, Aliens, Archie Bunker, Ash Williams, Axel Foley, Baby, Batman, Battle Royale, Big Trouble in Little China, Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, brains, Bruce Lee, Buddy Ebsen, Buster Keaton, Captain Kirk, Captain Spaulding, Carl, chianti, Chico, Child's Play, Clint Eastwood, clown, Conan, Cracked, Cracked.com, Curly, Dalton, Danger Girl, Data, Deadites, Deep Rising, Derek Zoolander, Die Hard, Die Harder, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Harry, Doc Brown, Doctor Who, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Drew Barrymore, Duke Wayne, Dumbo, Dutch, Edward Scissorhands, El Mariachi, Ellen Ripley, Enter the Dragon, Etienne Navarre, Evil Dead, Facebook, Falling Down, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, fava beans, Fight Club, Finnegan, Flash Gordon, Foster Brooks, Frank Martin, George Burns, George Gobel, Golden Girls, Groucho, Groucho Marx, Han Solo, Harpo, Harpo Marx, Harry Callahan, Harry Potter, Harvey Korman, Hercule Poirot, Home Alone, Indian Jones, Indiana Jones, Indy, Iron Giant, Jack Benny, Jack Burton, Jack Carter, Jack Sparrow, Jackie Chan, James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jed Clampett, Jimmy Stewart, John Crichton, John McClane, John Wayne, Jules Winnfield, Justin Bieber, Kevin McAllister, Kill Bill, L7, Lord Vader, Luci Romberg, Luke Skywalker, Machete, Mad Max, Man with No Name, Marvel Zombies, Marx Brothers, Mel Gibson, Michael Douglas, Mickey Mouse, Milton Berle, Miss Daisy, Miss Marple, Moses, Napoleon Dynamite, Narrator, Neo, Peacekeeper Wars, Pedro, Peter Billingsley, Pink Raygun, Predator, Professor Van Helsing, Pulp Fiction, Rambo, Red Skelton, Richard Simmons, Ripley, Rochester, Rocky Balboa, Rooster Cogbugn, Sling Blade, Snake Plisskin, Sophia Petrillo, Spicoli, Stallone, Star Trek, Star Wars, T-1000, T-101, Taxi Driver, Tenth Doctor, Terminator, Terry Crews, The Bride, The Good The Bad The Ugly, The Matrix, The Punisher, The Walking Dead, Three Stooges, Tim Conway, Totoro, Travis Bickle, Turn Undead, twitter, Tyler Durden, Van Helsing, White zombie, William Wallace, Wong Fei Hung, zombie, zombie apocalypse, Zombie Manor, Zombie Wranglers, Zombieland, zombies
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Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) – With Wrong Turn 4 Bonus Plot
…nger’s twin, there are only a few left – the hero guy (Steve Buscemi), the kick-ass chick (Action Flick Chick), and a couple of other guys who are just going to die anyway. They all meet up with Montgomery and explain what has happened…and then they go on the hunt. In the end, you have two women (me and Montgomery) kicking the asses of mutant cannibals in order to rescue their friend the hero guy (Buscemi). But wait, there’s a twist! The real Thre… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Accused at Seventeen, action, Action Flick Chick, beheading, boobs, Borislav lliev, cannibal, cannibal hillbillies, dandruff, Dead Cert, Declan O'Brien, Declan O’Brien, defenestration, double tap, explosion, horror, immortality, interviews, Janet Montgomery, Left for Dead, musicals, Nudity, Rock Monster, Skins, spoiler, Steve Buscemi, superpower, survival horror, Tamer Hassan, The Fugitive, The Rapture, Three Finger, Tom Frederic, Wrong Turn, Wrong Turn 3, Wrong Turn 4, Wrong Turn 5
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – Who Wins?
…of its amazing cast of action stars, but with break out off beat hits like KICK ASS people are starting to venture out into different genres and liking the unconventional, so maybe Scott Pilgrim! Adam Joel Sampson: Kick-Ass was a break out off beat hit? Not in the Box Office… Jason Knize: ^ Kick-Ass opened at #1 with 19 million, went on to gross 48 million domestically from a budget of 28 million. And a sequel is planned. While not Avatar numbers… Continue reading
Posted in action, Facebook, superhero, twitter
Tagged 7 evil exes, Aaron Aguilera, action, adventure, Alison Pill, Amin Joseph, Angel Batista, Anna Kendrick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Aubrey Plaza, Avatar, Ben Lewis, Bill Hader, box office, Brandon Routh, Brie Larson, Brittany Murphy, Bruce Willis, Bryan Lee O'Malley, Charisma Carpenter, Chris Evans, Clifton Collins Jr, Comeau, comedy, comic books, coming attractions, Crash, Danny Trejo, Dave Callaham, David Zaya, Dirty Dozen, Dolph Lundgren, Edgar Wright Michael Bacall, Ellen Wong, Emily Kassie, Envy Adams, Eric Roberts, Erik Knudsen, Expendables 2, fantasy, Gary Daniels, Gideon Gordon Graves, Giselle Itie, Grindhouse, Ingrid Haas, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jet Li, Johnny Simmons, Julie Powers, Kerr Hewitt, Kick-Ass, Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall, Kieran Culkin, Kim Pine, Knives Chau, Kristina Pesic, Liam Hemsworth, Lucas Lee, Machete, Mae Whitmn, Mark Webber, Marko Head, Marko’s Corner, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, mercenaries, Michael Cera, Mickey Rourke, military, Millennium Films, Nelson Franklin, Oni Press, Other Scott, PG-13, pirates, Planet Hollywood, poster, preview, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, Rambo, Ramona Flowers, Randy Couture, Robert Rodriguez, romance, Ross Francis, Roxy Richter, Satya Bhabha Matthew Patel, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite Sadness, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together, Scott Pilgrim versus the Universe, Scott Pilgrim versus the World, Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour, Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life, seven evil exes, Shrek, Somewherein Vegas, Stacey Pilgrim, Stephen Stills, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sylvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Dirty Dozen, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, The Other Guys, Thomas Jane, Todd Ingram, trailer, trailers, Van Damme, Wallace Wells, war, Winifred Hailey, Young Neil, YouTube
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Chick Hits 2009 – Read!
…katie featherstone nude; 16. attack of the show 1000th episode; 17. ninja assassin; 18. kim poirier sex scene; 19. chick pics; 20. 30 days of night 2. Longest search phrase to draw numerous hits: “see you’re assuming i won’t shoot your sorry ass and everyone knows when you make an assumption you make an ass outta you and umption.” You start a “rumor” : * “Action Flick Chick is really Felicia Day.” 😉 – from back before the Chick showed you her fac… Continue reading
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
…an take care of her own problems by using two guns and plain old fashioned ass kicking. Boys, tuck away your junk because Croft doesn’t mess around. She plays for keeps. Croft opens the movie kicking a robot’s butt and it doesn’t stop there. She discovers an ancient clock that links to an ancient story; and, with the clock she can find an ancient triangle that will give her the power to control time and bring back her father. It’s all very ancient… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, video game
Tagged action violence, Angelina Jolie, Daniel Craig, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, Iain Glen, John Zinman, Jon Voight, Laeta Kalogridis, Lara Croft, Leslie Phillips, Mark Collie, Michael Colleary, Mike Werb, mystery, Nudity, Paramount Pictures, Partial Nudity, Patrick Massett, PG-13, Red Dwarf, sensuality, Simon West, Tomb Raider, video games
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AFC Classic: The Losers Neither Wins Nor Loses
…ne to catch if you’re looking for a movie to watch and you’ve already seen Kick Ass. Beware Spoilers Below! Time Until Action Starts: ~ 4 ½ minutes. Baddies: Max! Best Line: Nothing stood out as a particularly great line. There is a line that I like a lot with my own finishing touches. Clay is talking about Max and says, “Man’s got a voice right? If a man’s got a voice, he’s got a throat. If man’s got a throat, then…” Here Clay, let me help you fi… Continue reading