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Jennifer’s Body (2009): The Not-So-Pretty Side of Megan Fox
…escape. Then, Jennifer decides to go with the band (Low Shoulder) in their van. Needy is looking longingly after Jennifer, wishing it was her van Jennifer was climbing into when the bar behind her explodes and people on fire come running out of it and screaming. So romantic! Action Rating: 1 Megan Fox Spewing Black Crap Out of Her Mouth, out of 5 Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’… Continue reading
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Tagged 20th Century Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, band, BFF, bisexual, bloody violence, brief drug use, cannibalism, Catwoman, comedy, coming attractions, critics, Diablo Cody, feminism, feminist, Filmforce Girl, girl on girl kiss, gore, high school, horror, J.K. Simmons, Jennifer's Body, Jennifer’s Body, Johnny Simmons, Karen Gilmore, Karyn Kusama, kiss, language, lesbian, Low Shoulder, Megan Fox, Needy Amanda Seyfried, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, R-rated, Reel Artsy, review, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, swim, topless
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Wizard World Philly: Five Star Trek Captains Together For First Time
…HIA, May 21, 2012 – Patrick Stewart, known to millions of fans as “Captain Jean-Luc Picard” on the television series “Star Trek: The Next Generation,” and “Professor Charles Xavier” in the X-Men film series, will attend Wizard World Philadelphia Comic Con, Stewart and Wizard World, Inc. announced today. He joins William Shatner (“Captain Kirk”), Avery Brooks (“Captain Sisko”), Kate Mulgrew (“Captain Janeway”) and Scott Bakula (“Captain Archer”) as… Continue reading
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Best Assassin-Protagonist Movie? with Game of Death (2011) DVD Giveaway
…r Following me. My fav hitman movie is “The Professional” with Gary Oldman,Jean _?can’t remem, and Natalie Portman. · Wildride Robert Roy – wyldride: Remo Williams. · David Green – monstergreeneye: @ActionChick cant decide on best but top 5 assassins- Jules Winnfield, Leon, Anton Chiguth, Jason Bourne, and The Bride 😀 · tom roth – ryujinXV: @ActionChick Leon? · Amanda Almeida – Amanda_A85: Silence of the Lambs · Misha – m_buggie: @ActionChick woul… Continue reading
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Tagged Anton Chiguth, assassination, Barbara Bach, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Bourne Ultimatum, Charles Bronson, contest, freebie, Game of Death, Gary Oldman, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, giveaway, Grosse Point Blank, Helen Mirren, hit, hitman, hitwoman, James Bond, James McAvoy, Jason Bourne, John Wood, Jules Winnfield, Kill Bill, killer, La Femme Nikita, Leon, Lloyd Kaufman, Lone Wolf and Cub, Long Kiss Goodnight, murder, Natalie Portman, Ninja Assassin, Ogami Itto, Point of No Return, prize, Raizo, RED, remake, Remo Williams, Salman Khan, Silence of the Lambs, Smokin' Aces, Smoking Aces, Steven Pink, The Bide, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, The Bride, The Killer, The Mechanic, The Professional, The Specialist, The Spy Who Loved Me, Toxic Avenger, Troma, Wanted, Wesley Snipes
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Dallas Comic Con Adds Summer Glau to Already Amazing Lineup: Captain Picard, Q, Supergirl, Spike, the Terminatrix, Star Warriors, Batman and Robin, Stan “The Man” Lee!
…nger Games. Mr. Stewart is best known to sci-fi fans as Star Trek’s “Capt. Jean-Luc Picard” and “Professor Charles Xavier” in the X-Men movies and video games. Other media guests include actors Adam West and Burt Ward, aka “Batman” and “Robin” in the 1960s Batman TV series; actress Kristanna Loken from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines; John de Lancie, who starred in both Star Trek: The Next Generation and Stargate SG-1; and Dallas native Tim Tay… Continue reading
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Tagged Adam West, Arthur Sudyam, Bad Kids Go to Hell, Batman, Batman and Robin, Batman: The Animated Series, Ben Stevens, Boba Fett, Brainiac, Bruce Wayne, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Burt Ward, Captain, Chewbacca, Conan the Barbarian, Continuity Comics, Dallas Comic-Con, Darth Vader, Dave Prowse, DC Comics, DCC, Firefly, George Perez, Green Arrow, Jeremy Bulloch, Kevin Conroy, Len Wein, Mark Walters, Marvel Comics, Marvel Zombies, Neal Adams, Patrick Stewart, Peter Mayhew, Picard, Professor X, Q, Serenity, Smallville, Spike, Stan Lee, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Wars, Stargate SG-1, Summer Glau, Supergirl, Superman, Swamp Thing, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, The Hunger Games, Tim Taylor, Wolverine, Wonder Woman, X-men
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Dumbest Movie Death?
…tty dumb death. TMOverbeck: For dumbest movie deaths, I would’ve suggested Jean Grey in X2, until I found out the basis of the story. TMOverbeck: Actually, for dumbest movie deaths – the kid in the wheelchair in X2. They couldn’t get HIM out of there, of all people??? PopCulLibrn: ep 3 had a gazillion probs w it, the least of which was Padme’s death. Apocalypse2001: yes. Me. 😉 OSOSANTOS: padme&boba fett very stupid Apocalypse2001: actionchick http… Continue reading
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Armored DVD Release – Who Would YOU Rob?
…on’t know until then who answered first. Armored (2009) stars Matt Dillon, Jean Reno, Laurence Fishburne, Amaury Nolasco, Fred Ward, Milo Ventimiglia, and Skeet Ulrich; directed by Nimród Antal; written by James V. Simpson. The Winner! John V. Ferrigno wins the Armored DVD for these answers: 1- $42 Million dollars 2- I would rob Steve Jobs. Not only does he have crazy amounts of money, I’d probably get some cool, cutting edge gadgets! The big ques… Continue reading
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Tagged Amaury Nolasco, Andre Jamal Kinney, Armored, armored car, Columbus Short, contest, Dark Side, film fest, film festival, Fred Ward, Garry Guerrier, Glenn Taranto, heist, intense action violence, James V. Simpson, Jean Reno, Larry Fishburne, Laurence Fishburne, Lorna Raver, Matt Dillon, Milo Ventimiglia, Nick Jameson, Nimród Antal, PG-13, robbery, Robert Harvey, Screen Gems, Sith, Skeet Ulrich, Sony, South By Southwest, Star Wars, SXSW, The Heist, trailer, YouTube
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What Is the Best Worst Movie? With Best Worst Movie (2009) Documentarian & Troll 2 (1990) Star Michael Paul Stephenson
…ly bad. Definitely FUN BAD….early 1950s Nuclear Paranoia with Ray Milland, Jean Hagen and a young Frankie Avalon @atomiclemon: Hobgoblins. @jessc371: “Demon Hunter” Bad movie, but S.P.F. is some serious eye candy!! @BenOfAllTrades: Shoot em Up! @Mediatwin: 1986 sci-fi flick Lifeforce is really fun to mock with a bunch of friends. Tobe Hooper’s lowest point. @JimmyMiz: aaaand Silent Night Deadly Night 2 http://bit.ly/245wOI @daydawg: I have to get… Continue reading
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Tagged Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, Battlefield Earth, Best Worst Movie, Black Emanuelle, Blank Man, Blankman, Cai yang nu bang zhu, Christina Reynolds, Claudio Fragasso, Conan O'Brien, Connie Young, Darren Ewin, David McConnell, Deborah Reed, Demon Hunter, Don Packard, Dr. Seuss, Emanuelle, Farmer Waits, Frankie Avalon, Gary Carlson, George Hardy, Glenn Gerner, Go Green, goblin, Goblins, Green Eggs and Ham, Hardbodies, He's Just Not That Into You, Highlander 2, Hobgoblins, I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle, I Know Who Killed Me, Jason Wright, Jean Hagen, Keanu Reeves, Lance C. Williams, Laura Gemser, Leprechaun, Lindsay Lohan, Margo Prey, Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, Michael Stephenson, Michele Abrams, Michelle Abrams, Mike Nelson, milk, molotov cocktail, MST3K, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Naked Gun, NBC, Netflix, Netflix Instant Watch, Night of the Demons, Nilbog, ninja nun, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, Orca: The Killer Whale, Panic, Patrick Swayze, Point Break, Rabid Grannies, Ray Milland, RiffTrax, Robert Ormsby, Rossella Drudi, Sam-I-Am, sequel, Showgirls, Snakes on a Plane, Starship Troopers, The Day After Tomorrow, The Devil's Gift, The Guy with Secret Kung Fu, The Tonight Show, The Tonight Show starring Conan O'Brien, Thunder Ninja Kids: Hunt for Devil Boxer, Torque, Troll, Troll 2, Walmart, Wood Tales Girl, Worst movie lines, Worst movie lines ever, Worst movie scenes ever
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Armored (2009): 7th Place Not 7th Heaven
…s turn into enemies when the stakes get high.” Matt Dillon … Mike Cochrone Jean Reno … Quinn Laurence Fishburne … Baines Amaury Nolasco … Palmer Fred Ward … Duncan Ashcroft Milo Ventimiglia … Eckehart Skeet Ulrich … Dobbs Columbus Short … Ty Hackett Andre Jamal Kinney … Jimmy Hackett Andrew Fiscella … Dispatcher #1 Nick Jameson … Homeless Man Glenn Taranto … Joe the Cook Lorna Raver … Child Welfare Agent Garry Guerrier … Federal Guard Robert Harve… Continue reading
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