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Watch Out Bad Guys! Here Comes The Expendables 2!
…g rumors floating about including that there’s a big chance of Jean-Claude Van Damme signing on this time as long as Steven Seagal is NOT in the film. Also, since Arnold Schwarzenegger’s political career came to an end, Stallone wants to get him for a bigger role. Oh, and it’s been reported that Bruce Willis may play a super villain role. Other potential Expendables 2 cast include Charlie Sheen, Hulk Hogan, Steven Seagal, Ryan Seacrest (What?), Mr… Continue reading
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Lessons from MST3K: Which Movies Are Great with Wisecracking Friends But Otherwise Not Worth Watching?
…ry Wallis: Sam Raimi films? Dawn Mead: The Room. Erin Lashley: Jean Claude Van Damme movies. Philip Guest: Lifeforce Tammy Stinnett: roadhouse lmao Brian Solomon: Gandhi Alex Langley: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (People) Ashley Hendrix: Manos: The Hands of Fate notmikestark: Rocky Horror is my fav for yelling at the screen! keithprime: Jeepers Creepers. Paulie_R: Starship Troopers. danport: Demolition Man thisguyoverhere: Vertical Limit kallisti_… Continue reading
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Slumber Party Massacre (2021): Is This Remake Worth Taking for a Spin?
…ing a slumber party interrupted by the new Driller Killer, Russ Thorn (Rob van Vuuren). Van Vuuren gives a good performance as the Driller Killer, embodying his entitled mania and incredible crazy eyes. New Driller Killer commits the same sin of all Driller Killers: he can’t seem to manage to defeat that pesky Final Girl, in this case, Trish (Schelaine Bennett). Trish knocks DK into the lake… but his body… is never found! DUM DUM DUM! Cut to prese… Continue reading
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Film Felonies: Movies So Bad, They’re JUST BAD
…ed in the new Ghost Rider Giovanni Funes @Ninjagaiden86: street Fighter. Van damme? Lol GUMMY @DAREALGUMMY: Transformers 1-3. Elektra. Hunter Lurie @hunterlurie: I was almost emotionally upset at how bad TERMINATOR SALVATION was J. David Clarke @Clarketacular: Cop Out… (shudder) it’s soooo bad J. David Clarke @Clarketacular: Ghost Rider 2 jamal hashburn @smashatomz: Uwe bol James Cornell @cornellartworks: Any Uwe Boll movie? Jason Fa… Continue reading
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – Who Wins?
…but I just realized that the only reason that they used Couture is because Van Damme turned down Stalone’s offer CaliCritic: If I could give a final opinion on this,I’d say it’d be a difference of a few million dollars between them. Too tough to call. TheDCD: Maybe Eat.Pray.Love will slay them both. NAH. mikekarv: Pilgrim will take the box office, Expendables will score DVD. Expect Expendables 2 in January straight to DVD. 🙂 Adam Poynter: Normally… Continue reading
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The McPherson Tape (1989) aka UFO Abduction: The First Found Footage Horror Film
…he infamous claim of being the first found footage horror film. In it, the Van Heese family gathered together to celebrate 5 year old Michelle’s (Laura Tomas) birthday on one fateful October day in 1983. Partaking in the festivities are Ma (Shirly McCalla), her three sons: Eric (Tommy Giavocchini), Jason (Patrick Kelley), and Michael (Dean Alioto, who wrote and directed the film), Jason’s girlfriend Renee (Stacey Shulman), Eric’s wife Jamie (Chris… Continue reading
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Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, alien abduction, Aliens, Christine Staples, Dean Alioto, first found footage horror film, found footage, horror, Laura Tomas, movie, Patrick Kelley, Stacey Shulman, The McPherson Tape, The McPherson Tape review, The McPherson Tape spoilers, Tommy Giavocchini, UFO Abduction
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