Being Human 3-9: Tonight’s Dinner is Fresh Flesh

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Syfy’s Being Human trio are embroiled in a doo-doo storm of disaster! The last episode left our sexy roommates in a bad place: Aidan got injected with the vamp flu, Sally’s appetite for fresh flesh grows stronger as her body decomposes, and Josh was scratched by a werewolf (Liam) again. In “Of Mice and Wolfmen” they deal with this trio of supernatural problems the way that only attractive twenty-somethings can. I guess it’s just not easy growing up anywhere.

Nora meets a veteran wolf, Pete, after her wolf’s night out. He’s a friendly, hippy werewolf who is at peace with himself and the Earth. After taking Nora’s polite offer literally, he barges in on Nora and the gang at home, bringing with him one big-ass pot of chili. It’s a good thing, too, because chili is just what everyone wants when there’s someone vomiting themselves to death upstairs. Anyway, Josh, Pete, and Nora hang out, become buddies, and he teaches them how to meditate in order to better understand their wolves. Josh tries to reach out to his, but can’t connect to it because of how much work he’s put into suppressing it over the years. On that note, isn’t it awful damn fast for him to get turned back into a werewolf? He just got over that crap and it was interesting seeing him as the non-supernatural member of the gang. If this re-wolfening does stick, I, for one, will be upset.

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Sally’s body decays even further, so much so that she jabs her toothbrush through her cheek while brushing. After panicking a bit about the hole in her cheek, she gets the munchies again, and ends up catching a mouse and gobbling it up. After she’s done with her disgusting dinner she notices that the hole in her cheek is gone. It seems there’s a learning curve to everything on this show, even being a zombie. She confesses her mouse-chowing to Nick, and he confesses that he’s been doing the same thing. All seems fine until Sally visits the pet store and finds herself hungrily staring down the guinea pigs, kittens, puppies, and even a little kid. She recognizes that eating small animals will only lead her to hunger for humans and, given that she’s had not one, but two chances at being alive, decides to forego eating fresh flesh at all. She’d rather decompose and die again than harm someone else, which is the decent and sensible thing to do, something you’d never see out of, say, the cast of self-centered bloodsuckers on The Vampire Diaries.

One thing she didn’t seem to consider yet, however, is that she’s already sold her soul. How’s she going to get out of this mess? No matter what happens, I like where this has led us. Being Human season three has been about the roommates being cute and active, and a constant downpour of supernatural misery making their lives complicated. Sally’s fear that small flesh will lead to big flesh is proved deadly accurate by episode’s end- Nick becomes so overwhelmed with hunger that he leaps at Zoe. Nooo! She’s too cool to get picked off so soon.

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Speaking of dying, Aidan was injected with the vamp flu so he stays in bed, mostly unconscious and dying, while Josh and Nora eat chili downstairs. The next morning they find he’s made a spontaneous and miraculous recovery! Through the process of elimination, they determine that werewolf blood is the cure. He drank from Josh a week ago, and then Erin the Teen wolf a few days ago. He decides to tell Blake his discovery in exchange that she won’t touch Kenny, Nora, or Josh. Umm, what about friendly wolf Pete? In the end, Blake leads a group of vampires as they attack and kill one of Liam’s henchmen. Could this be the start of a vampire-werewolf war? Josh and Nora can thank Aidan for that.

 

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The Walking Dead 3-13: Sock on the Doorknob

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Rick (Andrew Lincoln) is ready to negotiate… Dirty Harry style.

There are only three episodes left in season three of The Walking Dead after last night’s “Arrow On the Doorpost.” War is brewing between Woodbury and Rick’s Rebels, and the dam will be bursting soon enough. If you check The Walking Dead’s track record regarding its season finales, you’ll know that one of the main characters is going to die, and that scares the poopy-pants right off of me. I don’t want any of Rick’s Rebels to die! Not even Beth, Carol, or Merle… well, okay. Maybe Merle.

But, before we get to the recap, let’s check in with Dale.

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Dale, you all right, man? Haven’t seen you in a few days.

The Dale Face

I got him this time, Shane. I got a rope trap set up with some bait to catch that raccoon. I tell ya, he’s gonna regret the day he messed with Dale Horvath.

The Shane Face

That’s your last name?

The Dale Face

What? Yeah, it’s Horvath.

The Shane Face

That’s a weird name, man.

The Dale Face

Oh, hush and help me watch the trap.

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(Four hours pass)

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Shane, wake up! We must’ve fallen asleep.

The Shane Face

Huh?

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(Unintelligible raccoon noises)

The Dale Face Peekaboo OR sneaking up on Hatty the Racoon

Run, Shane! He got into my fruit roll-ups and he’s brought friends!

Thanks, Dale. Now onward, to the recap!

In “Arrow on the Doorpost,” Rick and The Governor meet, sniff each other’s butts and size each other up, all while The Gov lies through his teeth. Andrea was kind enough to set up the peace negotiations, and gets a thank you in the form of being completely ignored, talked over, and kicked out by the two men. The Gov- the man she believes in so whole- heartedly, just kicked her out on her ass like she was a one dollar hooker. After the constant stream of lies and abuse from him, it finally starts to set in with Andre that The Gov may not be such a great guy, and she confides in Hershel with, ““I don’t know what I’m doing here.” What? Could this be? Could she have FINALLY realized she belongs with Rick’s Rebels because Gv is a douche!?! Nope, not yet at least. She may have considered making a change, but in the end she leaves with The Gov to go back to Woodbury. Again.

The negotiations of the peace treaty get just as much accomplished as you’d expect from something organized by Andrea. Rick tries to cooperate, suggesting they divide up the land and no one crosses the borders. The Gov counters that the only thing he’s looking for is unconditional surrender. In the end, The Gov offers to let Rick’s Rebels live at the prison, unbothered if he hands over Michonne. They decide to give it two days before making a decision and return to their homes. He’s lying, of course, but the man’s a master liar. He could BS his way into a midgets only circus group.

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The Governor (David Morrissey) stares down Rick.

The whole time these two are talking the entire audience is probably screaming at Rick not to believe The Gov, and to but a bullet in his head. When the groups reach their respective homes, The Gov immediately orders that all of Rick’s Rebels be killed on sight, except for Michonne, who is to be brought in alive so he can torture the bajeezus out of her. Rick tells his group that The Gov wants a war and doesn’t even mention the Michonne part. Yay! This may lead you to believe that he was wearing goggles to deflect The Governor’s crap-flinging, but then he goes and tells Hershel the real deal in hopes that the wise man can talk him out of accepting it. No, Rick! Don’t be a fool!

In other news, Maggie and Glenn make up and do it! We see the beginning of a bromance form between Hershel and Milton, Daryl shows off his badassness and bonds with The Governor’s head lackey, and Merle stirs up trouble.

 

Likes:

  • The Gov and Rick don’t even pretend to listen to Andrea.
  • Rick telling his rebels that The Gov wants a war instead of telling them about giving up Michonne.
  • Daryl showing off his bow and knife skills against the zombies.
  • Maggie and Glenn bumping goodies

Dislikes:

  • Rick considering turning over Michonne.
  • Things have been a little to talking-oriented lately on TWD. Let’s mix it up with some violence next week, shall we?

Last week’s recap.

 

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New Look at STARZ’s Original Show: Da Vinci’s Demons

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In April, STARZ channel will be releasing Da Vinci’s Demons, a brand new show in reimagining the story of 25-year-old Leonardo da Vinci. Da Vinci was a brilliant man, often said to be years ahead of his time. He was an inventor, considered one of the greatest artists in history, mathematician, and the list goes on. David S. Goyer, co-writer of Dark Knight Trilogy and writer of Man of Steel, also created and wrote this series, so odds are we’re looking at a quality piece. Moreover, amazing composer Bear McCreary (The Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), has signed on to compose the score for the series, which is fantastic news if you’re a fan of his work, like me. Remarkable writer, composer, and main character- I’m on this train like a hobo skipping town. More from the press release:

Tom Riley (“Monroe,” I Want Candy), brings Leonard da Vinci to life in “Da Vinci’s Demons,” a historical fantasy following the ‘untold’ story of the world’s greatest genius during his turbulent youth in Renaissance Florence. Brilliant and passionate, the twenty-five year old Leonardo da Vinci is an artist, inventor, swordsman, lover, dreamer and idealist. As a free thinker, with intellect and talents that are almost superhuman, he struggles to live within the confines of his own reality and time. He begins to not only see the future, but invent it.

The series also stars Laura Haddock (The Inbetweeners Movie, “Honest,” Captain America: The First Avenger) who plays the celebrated beauty with obscure motives, Lucrezia Donati, Elliot Cowan (“Marchlands,” “The Fixer,” “Lost in Austen”) who plays the shrewd de factor ruler of Florence, Lorenzo Medici, Lara Pulver (“True Blood,” “Sherlock,” “Robin Hood”), who plays his wife Clarice Orsini and Blake Ritson (RocknRolla, Titus, “World Without End”) as Pope Sixtus’ (played by James Faulkner) ruthless bastard son, Count Riario.

Here’s a new in-depth look at the series with interviews from the cast and creators. Da Vinci’s Demons premieres on STARZ Friday, April 12 at 10pm ET/PT

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SXSW 2013: Evil Dead Sequel Already in Progress?

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SXSW opened last week to a hugely popular start with the world premiere of Sony’s Evil Dead.  After the screening, co-writer and director, Fede Alvarez, stated: “We already started writing Evil Dead 2.” They must be pretty confident with their product seeing how the first one hasn’t hit theaters yet. Bruce Campbell, star of the original Evil Dead trilogy and now producer of the remake, was at the screening as well to explain why he wasn’t in the film: “I wasn’t in this for a really good reason, and I probably won’t be in the others for a really good reason… We wanted these to be completely separate. I hope one day you can go to a movie theater and watch the first three, and then the second three, and enjoy them all.”

2013’s Evil Dead sees a new, female main character portrayed by Jane Levy. Shiloh Fernandez, Jessica Lucas (Cult), Lou Taylor Pucci, and Elizabeth Blackmore make up the rest of the tortured cast. I’m super excited to hear that this new Evil Dead sticks primarily to practical effects rather than CGI.-it just makes the gore feel more real when it is real. Imagine that! I wonder if the new cast went home every day after shooting covered in as much crap as Bruce Campbell did when he filmed the originals!

Campbell gave his blessing for the remake at Fan Days Convention in Dallas several months back. Evil Dead swallows your soul in theaters April 5, 2013.

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Who Should Play the New, Younger Lara Croft?

Tomb-Raider-lara-croft-tomb-raider-the-movies-1232176_1280_960Crystal Dynamics’ revamped Tomb Raider has hit the streets and the reviews have been flying high with praise. The fifth installment in the series has the player in control of a younger Lara Croft, showing us the journey of how she became the heroine seen in the previous games/films. Naturally, with such high praise from everyone, a film reboot looks to be on the horizon. Variety reports Darrell Gallagher, head of Crystal Dynamics, is working with GK Films to create a new Tomb Raider film. There might just be some hope that this reboot won’t suck since the game makers are working closely with the film makers:

They are working from this new take that we’ve given them… It’s a good partnership. We’re seeing the challenges through the same lens. It was important for both of us to have a cohesive version of the franchise… We didn’t want to see a film version that was a continuation of the old Tomb Raider films.

More often video game companies will sell the rights of their game to be made into a movie and then be done with it, but Crystal Dynamics is going to stick around to try to produce a movie worthy of the character. But who will play this new, younger Lara Croft, originally portrayed by Angelina Jolie? An unknown would work well, bringing a completely new face in to represent Lara Croft; but, if they were to go with a known actress, my top picks are as follows:


Jennifer Lawrence

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Jennifer Lawrence is a great actor, recently winning an Academy Award for her performance in Silver Linings Playbook. We already know she can pull off the dark hair and the physical part of being a heroine as seen in The Hunger Games. Plus, she just seems like a cool person, so all in all I think she’d pull off Lara Croft without a hitch.


Summer Glau

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Summer Glau might technically be older than the young and innocent Lara Croft in the new video game, but her youthful look and bad ass attitude make her an excellent choice for the iconic character. She’s no stranger to kicking ass, having played a terminator in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and a highly trained killing machine in Serenity. But, can she do a British accent?


Emma Watson

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Speaking of accents, we’ve got a natural born-Brit, Emma Watson, with acting chops to spare and more than a little experience with portraying cross-media characters. She’s the right age, she’s beautiful, and she’s a hell of an actress, so all that would be needed is to dye her hair and let her loose.

Who else would be a good choice for this new, younger Lara Croft?

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Coming Attraction: Dead Man Down

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The director of the original The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo has teamed up with the its star, Noomi Rapace, to create Dead Man Down. In this new film we’ve got crime lords, hit men, and would-be victims looking for revenge. Dead Man Down looks as noir and moody as balls… okay, I’ll give it a chance.  It also shows that even with multiple (fake) scars on Rapace’s face, she’s still gorgeous. Also starring Colin Farrel and Terence Howard, Dead Man Down goes down in theaters March 8, so hopefully you can survive the wait.

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New Iron Man 3 Trailer- Iron Men?!?

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The new Iron Man 3 trailer will give you goosebumps! It looks like mass destruction is on the horizon and everyone’s life is in danger. Now that Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr) and Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) are in a relationship, his priorities are changing a bit. Sure, he’s still the billionaire genius playboy philanthropist we’ve come to know and love, but now he has to juggle saving the world with keeping those closest to him safe and sound.  The trailer is awesome in its own right, and leads to many exciting new questions: will Pepper Potts survive the dreaded expendable girlfriend position, or will she stay as useful and awesome as always? What’s the Mandarin’s deal? And who the hell are all those Iron Men? If the final shot of this trailer doesn’t get your blood pumping, you may as well be in an iron lung.  Iron Man 3 repulsor blasts into theaters May 3, 2013.

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Walking Dead Season 4: Less Crazy, More Character

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The Walking Dead Season 3 has been kicking an incredible amount of ass. Its ratings are through the roof, I’ve certainly enjoyed doing the recaps, and SNL is even getting in on the action by lampooning them in their usual style.

Over at Bloody Disgusting, we’ve learned that Season Four is going to feature a bit less of Crazy Rick, and a bit more character stuff.

Greg Nicotero discusses the increase of character moments, “I think there may be a wee bit less of the run and gun. And [we’ll] get a little more into some of our characters. The challenge with a show like this, when you have a big ensemble, is you don’t want any of the characters to get lost; it’s important that we know what Carol’s story is and that we know what Beth’s story is. And when you’re trying to service a lot of characters, it becomes challenging. Watching the first season of Walking Dead and seeing how grounded it was, that’s really important to all of us. Andy Lincoln and I spent a lot of time going through the scripts and making sure we feel that they’re grounded. Because that’s what keeps our audience coming back. The walkers and the gore and the action and stuff, that’s fun, that’s the popcorn part of it. But if you don’t have characters that people are invested in, you lose your audience. We have the best fans in the world. If you go to the site, you see the message boards and can find out what they like and what they don’t like. We look at that, so we know sort of what fans want and what we don’t. They’ve given us a lot of interesting ideas. We’re ultimately going to do something that’s entirely unique and ours, but the fans are going to be very happy. We get a lot of requests for zombie animals.

EP David Alpert added, jokingly, “I’m not going to rule out seeing a zombie polar bear in Season Four. Because you never know.

Zombie polar bear? I’m in. Maybe in Season Five we’ll finally find out what the hell the deal is with Walt. Oh, wait, wrong show. Or maybe we’ll see the return of a fan favorite Walking Dead character.

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Anybody got some peanut butter?

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