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2013’s Promising Action Movies Part 1!

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…mising an action extravaganza if the writers and directors do it it right- Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, Dwayne Johnson, Adrianne Palicki, and Ray Park. Go Joe! *Summary: The G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. Stay tuned and don’t touch that dial– part 2 of 2013’s action movie preview will be back after these shorts messa… Continue reading

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Any Movie Can Be Improved by Adding…

…hoto: bacon. RocketLlama: MUPPETS!! scooterchicken: Explosions…duh. Oh…and Bruce Willis. sherryandluke: a little mystery at the end Siwelkire: Boobs. SizzlerKistler: ME: a fun-loving music number that doesn’t take itself seriously. swiv: Any movie can be improved by adding a plotline thehulkster: Me! TheMike31: Thomas Jane. Kurt Russell if it’s the ’80s/early ’90s. theroseinbloom: @nerdlunch @actionchick or any (or all) of the following: Harrison… Continue reading

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Every Zombie Movie Ever Made

…ead Glenn McQuaid 2010 I Walked with a Zombie Adam Marcus 2010 L.A. Zombie Bruce LaBruce 2010 Living Dead Girl Éric Tessier 2010 Night of the Living Dead: Origins 3D Zebediah de Soto 2010 Night of the Living Dorks Michael Showalter 2010 Nightmare and Dreamscapes Ryuhei Kitamura 2010 Post Mortem, America 2021 Cameron Scott 2010 Resident Evil: Afterlife Paul W.S. Anderson 2010 Unrated: The Movie Andreas Schnaas/Timo Rose 2010 Versus Ryûhei Kitamura… Continue reading

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Which Avenger Stole the Show?

…! Alan Sizzler Kistler: You. Alex Langley: Everyone was so, so awesome but Bruce Banner/Hulk surprised me with just how freaking awesome he was. Alfred Alfie Norris: Hulk Alvertis Williams: Everyone is saying that this is the first time they got the hulk right, in the Incredible Hulk movie….he was perfect. Travis Langley This one did things with the Hulk that The Incredible Hulk just didn’t have the opportunity to do. No comedic sucker punch befor… Continue reading

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The Expendables 2: This Time It’s Better!

…first film. In fact, the audience will be super thrilled to see Stallone, Willis, Schwarzenegger, and Chuck Mother-Freaking Norris battling baddies together. Awesome doesn’t begin to describe it. Liam Hemsworth’s superior acting skills made him kind of stick out from the rest of the cast…in a good way. Whereas most of the other characters were two-dimensional paragons of manliness, Hemsworth’s character had some depth to him, and he portrayed the… Continue reading

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Review: Red 2 (2013)

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…t a good movie. For starters, there’s a whole lot of focus on Frank (Bruce Willis) and Sarah’s (Mary-Louise Parker) relationship… too much focus. There are a few cute, funny moments to come out of their sitcom-style relationship woes, but not enough to warrant so much time being spent on them. Red was about “old” people kicking younger, snarky people’s ass just to show they still have it- and that’s awesome. But Red 2 tries to be an action-rom-com… Continue reading

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Expendables 3 Gains an Archeologist, Loses a New York Cop

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…big announcements yesterday regarding the casting of Expendables 3. Bruce Willis will not be rejoining the all-star cast this time around; however, Harrison Ford has agreed to help fill the gap. That’s right, we’ve lost McClane, but we’ve gained a scruffy-looking nerf-herder. Even though it’d be great to have Willis return, I’m not too torn up about it considering he had smaller parts in the first two films. Plus, other new faces have been added… Continue reading

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Sin City (2005)

…to me. It was about a serial killer who rapes and kills young girls. Bruce Willis is the hero in this part. He saves a little girl, Nancy from the claws of this serial killer by shooting off this guys ear, hand, and junk (balls). Willis called the murderers junk his “other weapon.” Finally, the right punishment for rapists. Too harsh? Unfortunately, the story goes on because the killer doesn’t die. You can watch the rest of the flick to find out w… Continue reading

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