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2013’s Promising Action Movies Part 1!
…mising an action extravaganza if the writers and directors do it it right- Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, Dwayne Johnson, Adrianne Palicki, and Ray Park. Go Joe! *Summary: The G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. Stay tuned and don’t touch that dial– part 2 of 2013’s action movie preview will be back after these shorts messa… Continue reading
Posted in action, Coming Attractions
Tagged 2013 preview, A good day to die hard, action chick, Action Flick Chick, action movies, Adrianne Palicki, Bruce Willis, Bullet to the Head, Channing Tatum, Christian Slater, Die Hard, Dwayne Johnson, Gemma Arterton, GI Joe: Retaliation, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, Jai Courtney, Jason Momoa, Jeremy Renner, Prince of Persia, Ray Park, Spartacus, Sylvester Stallone, The Last Stand
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Any Movie Can Be Improved by Adding…
…hoto: bacon. RocketLlama: MUPPETS!! scooterchicken: Explosions…duh. Oh…and Bruce Willis. sherryandluke: a little mystery at the end Siwelkire: Boobs. SizzlerKistler: ME: a fun-loving music number that doesn’t take itself seriously. swiv: Any movie can be improved by adding a plotline thehulkster: Me! TheMike31: Thomas Jane. Kurt Russell if it’s the ’80s/early ’90s. theroseinbloom: @nerdlunch @actionchick or any (or all) of the following: Harrison… Continue reading
Posted in Facebook, movie, social networks, twitter
Tagged #ff, 3-D, 3D, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, bacon, Bill Murray, bitch, Boobies, boobs, breasts, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Willis, Carl Weathers, Celtic, chicks, Christopher Eccleston, Chuck Norris, Cindy Morgan, Clive Owen, cookies, cupcake, cyborg, Cylons, Cynthia Rothrock, Danny Trejo, David Tennant, Emily Mortimer, explosions, Facebook, Felicia Day, fourth wall, Gigli, gratuitous sex and violence, Halloween, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Hit-Girl, hot chicks, I have a very long list. Chiwetel Ejiofor, Ishtar, Jack Nance, James Horner, Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Cusack, Katrina Hill, Kevin Bacon, Kick-Ass, Klingons, Kurt Russell, Mel Gibson, monkey, more cowbell, Morgan Freeman, MST3K, Nathan Fillion, Nazi, Nazi zombies, Ninja, ninjas, Nudity, Patricia Clarkson, pirates, RED, Scream, Second Amendment, sex, sex and violence, Shaffer cheese, Space, Steven Seagal, suspense, talent, Thin Red Line, Thomas Jane, Tim Thomerson, Tom Jane, twitter, unicorns, vaginas, violence, Wilhelm, zombies
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Which Avenger Stole the Show?
…! Alan Sizzler Kistler: You. Alex Langley: Everyone was so, so awesome but Bruce Banner/Hulk surprised me with just how freaking awesome he was. Alfred Alfie Norris: Hulk Alvertis Williams: Everyone is saying that this is the first time they got the hulk right, in the Incredible Hulk movie….he was perfect. Travis Langley This one did things with the Hulk that The Incredible Hulk just didn’t have the opportunity to do. No comedic sucker punch befor… Continue reading
Posted in Facebook, superhero, twitter
Tagged Agent Coulson, Black Widow, Bruce Banner, Captain America, Chris Hemsworth, hawkeye, Hulk, Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Joss Whedon, Maria Hill, Mark Ruffalo, Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, SHIELD, Steve Rogers, The Avengers, Thor, Tony Stark
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The Expendables 2: This Time It’s Better!
…first film. In fact, the audience will be super thrilled to see Stallone, Willis, Schwarzenegger, and Chuck Mother-Freaking Norris battling baddies together. Awesome doesn’t begin to describe it. Liam Hemsworth’s superior acting skills made him kind of stick out from the rest of the cast…in a good way. Whereas most of the other characters were two-dimensional paragons of manliness, Hemsworth’s character had some depth to him, and he portrayed the… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action chick, action film, Action Flick Chick, Andgelina Jolie, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Dolph Lundgren, Donnie Yen, Expendables 2, Expendables 3, female expendables, Jackie Chan, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Liam Hemsworth, Michael Jai White, Michelle Rodriquez, Milla Jovovich, movie, Nan Yu, Randy Couture, sequel, Slyvester Stallone, Terry Crews, The Rock, Tony Jaa, Vin Diesel, Wesley Snipes
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Review: Red 2 (2013)
…t a good movie. For starters, there’s a whole lot of focus on Frank (Bruce Willis) and Sarah’s (Mary-Louise Parker) relationship… too much focus. There are a few cute, funny moments to come out of their sitcom-style relationship woes, but not enough to warrant so much time being spent on them. Red was about “old” people kicking younger, snarky people’s ass just to show they still have it- and that’s awesome. But Red 2 tries to be an action-rom-com… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, Bruce Willis, Byung-hun Lee, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, movie, Red 2, review
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Expendables 3 Gains an Archeologist, Loses a New York Cop
…big announcements yesterday regarding the casting of Expendables 3. Bruce Willis will not be rejoining the all-star cast this time around; however, Harrison Ford has agreed to help fill the gap. That’s right, we’ve lost McClane, but we’ve gained a scruffy-looking nerf-herder. Even though it’d be great to have Willis return, I’m not too torn up about it considering he had smaller parts in the first two films. Plus, other new faces have been added… Continue reading
Posted in action, movie, News
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Bruce Willis, casting news, Expendables 3, Harrison Ford, Jackie Chan, Milla Jovovich, movie, Nicolas Cage, Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes
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Sin City (2005)
…to me. It was about a serial killer who rapes and kills young girls. Bruce Willis is the hero in this part. He saves a little girl, Nancy from the claws of this serial killer by shooting off this guys ear, hand, and junk (balls). Willis called the murderers junk his “other weapon.” Finally, the right punishment for rapists. Too harsh? Unfortunately, the story goes on because the killer doesn’t die. You can watch the rest of the flick to find out w… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged * Comics *, action, Benicio Del Toro, boobs, breasts, Brittany Murphy, Bruce Willis, butt, Carla Gugino, Crime, Dimension Films, drama, Elijah Wood, female nudity, Frank Miller, gore, Jaime King, Jessica Alba, Josh Hartnett, mercenaries, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael Madsen, Mickey Rourke, nude, Nudity, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, Robert Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, sexual content, Sin City, strippers, strong stylized violence, suspense, thriller
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