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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Hatchet II (2010)
…ck, and that’s why she is one of the ladies of my series “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day!” She would enjoy Crowley’s head on the mantle or the hatchet she used to kill him in a frame to hang over her bed. Or maybe just some time to mourn her dead brother and father…nah. Action Chicks don’t have time to mourn! Time Until Action Starts: ~ instantly Baddies: Victor Crowley Best Line: “If he can feel pain, he can die.” Yep, and if i… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Adam Green, Candyman, Chicks who don't want flowers, Danielle Harris, decapitate, gore, Hatchet, Hatchet II, horror, Kane Hodder, kill, Marybeth, Rileah Vanderbilt, Spoilers, Tamara Feldman, The Candyman, Tony Todd, Valentine's Day, Victor Crowley
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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
…uld love a new axe, stake, or jar of Holy water rather than get little old flowers for Valentine’s Day (even though I’m sure she would find a way to use flowers as a weapon). One of the things that makes Buffy such a fantastic heroine is because she didn’t want to be a heroine, but she took on the responsibility despite that. Buffy goes from being a superficial cheerleader to a hardened, resourceful warrior who had to make all kinds of sucky sacri… Continue reading
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Tagged Action Flick Chick, axe, Buffy motion comic, Buffy movie, Buffy television series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, Dennis Murphey, Hank Carlson, jar of holy water, Jeff Shuter, Joss Whedon, Kristy Swanson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, stake, Valentine's Day, Vampires
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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: 3rd Rock from the Sun
…doesn’t let anyone push her around. Sally isn’t the kind of gal who would want flowers for Valentine’s Day. She might just try to eat them, and then get angry with you when she figures out it’s not food. She would enjoy a night stick for beating asses and an encyclopedia of common expressions and their meanings so she could identify joy as what she is feeling as she beats people up. 3rd Rock from the Sun is a great show starring a strong, take ch… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, TV, Valentine's Day
Tagged 3rd Rock From the Sun, Action Flick Chick, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, comedy, Dick Solomon, French Stewart, Harry Solomon, John Lithgow, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Kristen Johnston, Netflix, Sally Solomon, television, Tommy Solomon
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Miss USA Alyssa Campanella Wins Crown, Forfeits Geekhood
…YOU’RE NOT HOT! YOU’RE A GEEK!” chronicgeek: I was excluded from so much I don’t want to exclude others, but me being a geek in 80′ & 90’s meant lots of being beat up, amy_geek: @tragedyman What annoys me is that if it were a Mister USA contest, no one would probably question “geek cred.” LordComet: @HumerusOnline @ActionChick AC will pwn that beauty queen something fierce and she will do it epicly 🙂 aboynamedart: @amy_geek I think he’d be under a… Continue reading
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Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, Alyssa Campanella, attractivness, bandwagon, beauty, beauty content, beauty pageant, booth babes, Camelot, Chris Brown, cosplay, Creationism, Dragon Age, evolution, Felicia Day, Games of Thrones, geek, geek culture, Geek Girls, geekgirl, geekgirls, hot nerds, Jill Pantozzi, Katrina Hill, Miss USA, nerd girl, Nerdy Bird, nude, Nudity, pageant, Red Lantern, sex, sexy geek, Star Wars, swimsuit, swimsuit competition, The Tudors
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Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door
…are of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Ultraviolet is similar to Aeon Flux and Resident Evil. It is about a highly contagious virus that gets out into the real world (sound familiar yet?) and turns people into vampire-like creatures called hemoglophages. Of c… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, holiday, movie, PG-13, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Aeon Flux, Arch-Ministry, brief nudity, butt, Cameron Bright, Chick who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day, Digger Mesch, flowers, hemoglophages, Ida Martin, Kieran O'Rorke, Kurt Wimmer, language, Milla Jovovich, Nick Chinlund, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Resident Evil, Ryan Martin, sci-fi, Screen Gems, Sebastien Andrieu, Steven Calcote, Ultraviolet, Ultravioleta, Valentine's Day, Vampires, violence, Violet, violets, William Fichtner David Collier
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Interview pt. 1: Shelf Life’s Tara Platt & Yuri Lowenthal
…guests; can you talk a bit about who they’ll be playing? Y– Phil Morris- I don’t want to give too much away on either side but Phil is basically playing our big bad in the season finale. T– He was so much fun to work with. Y– Such a giving guy. And… the only problem we had with Aaron was that he was so fucking funny that ya know, we just kept laughing the entire time we were shooting. How can we describe Aaron’s character? T– I don’t want to give… Continue reading
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