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Category Archives: Versus
The Thing (1982) vs. The Thing (2011)
I had the pleasure of going in to watch the newest The Thing (2011) without knowing a single thing about it or the original. Then I went home right away and watched the 1982 version. Since the films are titled … Continue reading
All Request December: White Christmas (1954) vs. Black Christmas (1974)
Christmas time is upon us and I have lined up a very special holiday match up for everyone. In the red corner we’ve got the more experienced fighter, the classic Christmas film film, White Christma!. In the blue corner we’ve got the Beast from the East, the Italian Stallion, the one, the only, Black Christmas! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, 0.5 kabooms, Christmas, family, holiday, horror, movie, Versus
Tagged Bing Crosby, Black Christmas, boxing, carolers, Christmas, Danny Kaye, film, holiday, holidays, Hollywood Walk of Fame, Italian Stallion, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder, match up, Mother Nature, movie, musical, Olivia Hussey, Olivia Hussy, Rosemary Clooney, Santa Claus, snow, snowstorm, soldiers, unicorn, Vera-Ellen, Walk of Fame, White Christmas, World War II
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Bird vs. Nerd! Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Singing! Dancing! Squabbling! With André Meadows, a.k.a. Black Nerd of BlackNerdComedy.com and the Reelz Channel film review program Movie Mob. Black Nerd and I have teamed up…or rather gone head to head in a review of Super Mario Bros. Find out who will win … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, family, Versus, Video Channels, video game, YouTube
Tagged alternate history, alternate universe, Andre Meadows, Andrea Powell, Angelica, Annabel Jankel, Bertha, Big Bertha, Bird vs. Nerd, Black Nerd, Black Nerd Comedy, BlackNerd, Bob Hoskins, Bowser, boxing, boxing poster, Brooklyn Girl, Dana Kaminski, Daniella, Dennis Hopper, Desiree Marie Velez, dinosaurs, evolution, Fiona Shaw, Fisher Stevens, Francesca P. Roberts, Gianni Russo, Goomba, Goomba Dance, Iggy, John Leguizamo, Katrina Hill, King Koopa, Koopa, Lance Henriksen, Lena, Luigi Mario, Mario Bros., Mario Brothers, Mario Mario, Mojo Nixon, Movie Mob, Old Lady, plumbers, Princess Daisy, Reelz Channel, Richard Edson, Rocky Morton, Samantha Mathis, Scapelli, Screen Gems, Spike, Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Brothers, Sylvia Harman, The King, Toad, video game, videogame, Wii, Yoshi, YouTube
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Action Heroine versus Horror Heroine – What’s the Diff?
Notice that it’s horror heroine and not horror chick. A film can have a sorority’s worth of horror chicks, but only one horror chick gets to be the Final Girl, that heroine who outlasts all the rest. Our action heroine … Continue reading
Posted in action, horror, Versus
Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4, action, action chick, action heroine, Alice, Alien, Aliens, Anaconda, boobs, bra, breasts, Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, butt, coyness, Crawlspace, Death Proof, Ellen Ripley, escaped mental patients, Faith, Faith the Vampire Slayer, Final Girl, Firefly, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, From Dusk Till Dawn, geek, Ginger Snaps, gym, Halloween 2, Hattori Hanzo, Hero, horror, horror chick, horror heroine, J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Jill Valentine, Juliette Lewis, Kate Beckinsale, Kurt Russell, Linda Hamilton, Lisa Wilcox, machine gun, machine-gun leg, Milla Jovovich, Mr. Trick, nude, Nudity, Planet Terror, Reavers, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, Resident Evil Extinction, River Rams, Rob Zombie's Halloween 2, role model, Rosario Dawson, Rose, Rose McGowan, S.T.A.R.S., Sarah Connor, Scooby-Doo, screams, Selene, Serenity, sex, sex as a weapon, sexuality, Silent Hill, slasher movie, Stuntman Mike, survival horror, T-1000, T2, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Bride, The Cell, The Descent, tits, Tracie Thoms, twitter, Underworld, Vampires, video game, weapons, Zoe Bell, zombies
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Top Twilight Parodies – Buffy, Kevin, and Olivia vs Edward
Here are a couple of the most popular Twilight parody videos we’ve ever seen. The Buffy vs. Edward compilation was edited together from the first Twilight film, various episodes of the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and one scene … Continue reading
Posted in chick flick, comedy, Versus, YouTube
Tagged Allison Hannigan, Angst, AOTS, Attack of the Show!, Austin Texas, Bella Swan, blood, Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cedric Diggory, comedy, Edward Cullen, emo, Fantastic Fest, G4, G4TV, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, high school, humor, Jacob, Joss Whedon, Kevin Pereira, love story, New Moon, novel, Olivia Munn, parody, Robert Pattison, romance, Sarah Michelle Gellar, spoiler, Spoilers, spoof, Stephenie Meyer, The Bronze, The Twilight Saga, Twilight, Twilight: New Moon, undead, vampire, Werewolf, Willow, YouTube
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Big Match Coming Soon: Bird versus Nerd!
Don’t you just feel like you should be going to the old, nearly abandoned part of town to see these two fight?
Coming soon: Katrina “Action Flick Chick” Hill and Andre “Black Nerd” Meadows duke it out over the 1993 motion picture Super Mario Bros. Continue reading
Posted in announcement, TV, Versus
Tagged Andre Meadows, Attack of the Show!, BlackNerd, Bob Hoskins, boxing, boxing poster, Dennis Hopper, G4TV, Godzilla, John Leguizamo, Luigi, Luigi Mario, Mario, Mario Mario, Movie Mob, poster, Reelz Channel, Rosie the Riveter, Samanthis Mathis, Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Brothers, twitter, Versus, video games, Yoshi
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Zombies vs. Vampires – Round 1
TOPIC: ZOMBIES VS. VAMPIRES. Discuss any aspect. Here’s what people on twitter had to say about it, and the discussion’s not over. Talk about it either as a comment on this post or over on twitter, addressed to @actionchick with … Continue reading
Posted in announcement, comedy, horror, Versus
Tagged Angel, Anne Rice, AOTS, Attack of the Show!, Bella, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, contest, Count Dracula, Dawn of the Dead, Dracula, DVDs, Edward, emo, G4, G4TV, Gilligan's Island, Ginger, Hawthorne Heights, I Kissed a Zombie and I Liked It, Kevin Pereira, Linda Blair, Mary Ann, Olivia Munn, reproduction, Republican, Return of the Living Dead 3, RPG, sex, sex talk, sex toys, Shaun of The Dead, Spike, spoof, Twilight, twitter, undead, vampire killers, Vampireland, Vampires, Vampires vs. Zombies, World of Darkness, zombie baby, zombie killers, Zombieland, zombies, Zombies vs. Vampires
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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half
Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus
Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland
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