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The Classic Sci-Fi Action Movie (well, half an action movie): Aliens (1986)
We do get to see a little softer side of this heroine, Ripley, who’s not just a hard core killing machine like The Bride. Ripley grows fond of a little girl and vows to protect her. Awww, isn’t that sweet. Save it for Oprah! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, science fiction
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Aliens, Bill Paxton, Carrie Henn, Dan O'Bannon, David Giler, Gale Anne Hurd, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, James Cameron, Lance Henriksen, language, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, R-rated, Ronald Shusett, sci-fi, Sigourney Weaver, thrill, violence, Walter Hill, William Hope
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Recon Mission: The Bank Job (2008)
In lieu of a “proper review” as she put it, fellow action flick-loving chick Susana from Arterial Spray scripted what she imagined must have been the filmmakers’ pitch for The Bank Job. We got such a kick out of this that we thought we’d encourage you to check it out. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged Alki David, Bank Job, boobs, breasts, Daniel Mays, Dick Clement, female nudity, Ian La Frenais, James Faulkner, Jason Statham, language, Michael Jibson, Mosaic Media Group, nipples, Nudity, R-rated, Recon Mission, Richard Lintern, Roger Donaldson, Saffron Burrows, sexual content, Stephen Campbell Moore, suspense, thriller, violence
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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)
Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.
I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged bloody violence, Chia Hui Liu, Chicks who don't want flowers, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, gore, Kill Bill, Kill Bill: Volume 1, language, Lucy Liu, Michael Jai White, Michael Madsen, Miramax, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, some sexual content, The Bride, Uma Thurman, Valentine’s Day, Vivica A. Fox
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
She’s a motorcycle riding, leather wearing, gun slinging tomb raider in the movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Croft is an independent woman who can take care of her own problems by using two guns and plain old fashioned ass kicking. Boys, tuck away your junk because Croft doesn’t mess around. She plays for keeps. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, video game
Tagged action violence, Angelina Jolie, Daniel Craig, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, Iain Glen, John Zinman, Jon Voight, Laeta Kalogridis, Lara Croft, Leslie Phillips, Mark Collie, Michael Colleary, Mike Werb, mystery, Nudity, Paramount Pictures, Partial Nudity, Patrick Massett, PG-13, Red Dwarf, sensuality, Simon West, Tomb Raider, video games
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3-D from 3 She’s: Three Out of Three Genre Girls Agree.
While they vary in what they say, one thing is clear: Three out of three genre girls agree that My Bloody Valentine 3-D is bloody fun to see. Continue reading
Posted in 3-D, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 3-D nudity, 3D, Betsey Rue, boobs, breasts, chimichanga, dorsal nudity, Edi Gathegi, frontal nudity, holiday, Jamie King, Jensen Ackles Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Kevin Tighe, Megan Boone, Miner, My Bloody Valentine, nude, Nudity, Patrick Lussier, Sex Scene, slasher, Tom Atkins, Valentine’s Day, Zane Smith
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My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! It is a little bit early but who says I can’t celebrate my love for myself on more than one day. Anyway, My Bloody Valentine 3D is the perfect movie to take your shy, squeamish boy, or girl to see on Valentine’s Day. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, holiday, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 3-D nudity, 3D, Betsey Rue, boobs, breasts, chimichanga, dorsal nudity, Edi Gathegi, frontal nudity, holiday, Jamie King, Jensen Ackles Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Kevin Tighe, Megan Boone, Miner, My Bloody Valentine, nude, Nudity, Patrick Lussier, Sex Scene, slasher, Tom Atkins, Valentine's Day, Zane Smith
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Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008)
I HAVE BEEN TRICKED! IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL YOU WILL BE TRICKED TOO. Here I was thinking Hellboy II was an action movie, and probably a pretty good one at that, but what I got instead was a movie filled with plot and a foofy schmoofy love story. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, superhero
Tagged * Comics *, action, Anna Walton, Brian Steele, comedy, Dark Horse Comics, Doug Jones, Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy, Hellboy 2, Hellboy II, John Hurt, language, Luke Goss, Mike Mignola, PG-13, Ron Perlman, science fiction, scifi, Selma Blair, Seth MacFarlane, superhero, The Golden Army, violence
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
I do have one beef. Indy climbed into a lead refrigerator, and ended up surviving the nuclear bomb. Really? Is that possible? I am going to be really mad when I try to survive a nuclear bomb that way and it doesn’t work. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, YouTube
Tagged action adventure, Cate Blanchett, David Koepp, George Lucas, Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Jeff Nathanson, Jim Broadbent, John Hurt, Karen Allen, Luci Romberg, Nuked the Fridge, Paramount Pictures, PG-13, Philip Kaufman, Ray Winstone, scary images, Shia LaBeouf, Steven Spielberg, violence
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