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Arnold Fest 2009! Award Worthy Performances!
Arnold Schwarzenegger has had a great career and has received several awards for his awesome performances and has been nominated for many more.
Jennifer’s Body (2009): The Not-So-Pretty Side of Megan Fox
All those years of being on a diet to keep her precious little figure have caught up with Megan Fox. In Jennifer’s Body she forgets about carbs and calories and just eats whatever boy she wants to. She doesn’t bother doing it in a clean or ladylike fashion either, she gets down and dirty in the blood and guts of her prey. I know, it sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, it kinda wasn’t.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, band, BFF, bisexual, bloody violence, brief drug use, cannibalism, Catwoman, comedy, coming attractions, critics, Diablo Cody, feminism, feminist, Filmforce Girl, girl on girl kiss, gore, high school, horror, J.K. Simmons, Jennifer's Body, Jennifer’s Body, Johnny Simmons, Karen Gilmore, Karyn Kusama, kiss, language, lesbian, Low Shoulder, Megan Fox, Needy Amanda Seyfried, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, R-rated, Reel Artsy, review, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, swim, topless
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Arnold Fest 2009! What Could Have Been
Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie
Tagged Animal, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Conan, Conan the Conqueror, Die Hard, Full Metal Jacket, Incredible Hulk, John McClane, Kull the Conqueror, Kyle Reese, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel Comics, Red Sonja, Stanley Kubrick, Terminator, The Running Man
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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!
Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alison Lohman, Amber Valletta, boobs, breasts, Brian Taylor, Brit twins, Castle, Crank, cupcake, Dexter, explosion, Gamer, Gerard Butler, Halo, Jade and Nikita Ramsey, Jade Ramsey, John Leguizamo, Kable, kill, Kyra Sedgwick, language, Lionsgate, Logan Lerman, Logan Lernman, Ludacris, Mark Neveldine, Michael C. Hall, Nikita and Jade Ramsey, Nikita Ramsey, nude, Nudity, Psych, sexual content, Simon, spoiler, strong brutal violence, tea bagging, teabag, Terry Crews, twins, video game, videogame
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Sorority Row (2009) Spoiler Free/Galore
When someone says, “I just got tested, it’s cool,” you might want to rethink the activities you are about to engage in. However, when you’re in a sorority house on Sorority Row, nothing matters and all logical thinking goes out the bloody window. So take that into consideration, and if you throw logic out the window before you watch Sorority Row, it will turn out to be a really good movie.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Audrina Patridge, bikini, bloody violence, boobs, breasts, Briana Evigan, Brianna Evigan, Carrie Fisher, Final Girl, Gamer, Ham in a bikini, horror, Jamie Chung, Josh Stolberg, Julian Morris, language, Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman, nude, Nudity, Pete Goldfinger, R-rated, Rumer Willis, sex, Sex Scene, slasher, some sexuality, Sorority, Sorority Row, spoiler, Stewart Hendler, Summit Entertainment, The Hills, tire iron
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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, barbarian, Ben Davidson, boobs, breasts, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Crom, Dino De Laurentiis, graphic sexual content, Hercules in New York, horses, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Max Von Sydow, Nudity, Oliver Stone, orgy, R-rated, Robert E. Howard, Sandahl Bergman, Sex Scene, sex scenes, swordplay, Universal Pictures
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Facts about Conan the Barbarian!
When Arnold was being chased by the pack of wild dogs in Conan the Barbarian, the dogs actually jumped on him, making him fall off the rocks that he was climbing. He suffered a back injury and several other injuries from the fall.
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Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie, trivia
Tagged action movie, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Conan the Barbarian, John Milius, Mako, Sandahl Bergmann, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Thorgrim
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Hercules in New York (1970)
Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arthur Allan Seidelman, Aubrey Wisberg, comedy, demi-god, explosion, fantasy, Filmpartners, G-rated, Greek, Hercules, Hercules in New York, Mt. Olympus, New York, Predator, spoiler, Zeus
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