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Category Archives: Valentine’s Day
Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door
As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, holiday, movie, PG-13, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Aeon Flux, Arch-Ministry, brief nudity, butt, Cameron Bright, Chick who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day, Digger Mesch, flowers, hemoglophages, Ida Martin, Kieran O'Rorke, Kurt Wimmer, language, Milla Jovovich, Nick Chinlund, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Resident Evil, Ryan Martin, sci-fi, Screen Gems, Sebastien Andrieu, Steven Calcote, Ultraviolet, Ultravioleta, Valentine's Day, Vampires, violence, Violet, violets, William Fichtner David Collier
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Carrie (1976)
Another chick who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is Carrie White. This telekinetic young girl will protect herself and exact revenge on anyone who messes with her. Well, she might actually want some flowers and a maybe a kind … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, family, horror, movie, Valentine's Day
Tagged Amy Irving, Betty Buckley, boobs, breasts, Brian De Palma, butt, Carrie, Carrie White, Chicks who don't want flowers, frontal nudity, graphic violence, horror, John Travolta, language, Lawrence D. Cohen, Nancy Allen, Nudity, pig blood, Piper Laurie, Prom, psychokinesis, psychokinetic PK, R-rated, Redbank Films, shower, shower scene, Sissy Spacek, Stephen King, telekinesis, telekinetic, The Greatest American Hero, TK, Valentine's Day, William Katt
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Screen Team Show Looks at Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief – What Kind of Thief Would You Be?
Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill and her new teammates, the Screen Team led by FilmBadgers Angie and Chad, discuss that movie with the excessively long title – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. What do you think our … Continue reading
Posted in chick flick, family, fantasy, Valentine's Day, YouTube
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Catwoman (2004)
What better way to start off the best series, “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day,” than with the worst movie, Catwoman! Catwoman has earned herself a spot in my series because she is a kick ass female, despite … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, superhero, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, actress, Alex Borstein, anti-hero, anti-heroine, Associated Press, Awful films, Batman, Batman Begins, Benjamin Bratt, Bob Kane, Byron Mann, casting, casting news, cat lady, cat-burglar, Catwoman, Dark Knight, DC Comics, Frances Conroy, Halle Berry, Halley Berry, Hero, IMDB, jewel thief, John D. Brancato, John Rogers, Lambert Wilson, Michael Ferris, Michael Massee, Michael Uston, news, PG-13, Pitof, prequel, Razzies, Selina Kyle, sequel, Sharon Stone, speculation, spin-off, spinoff, Sun, superhero, superheroine, supervillain, supervillainess, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Sun, Theresa Rebeck, thieft, villain, villainess, Warner Bros. Pictures
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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day!
It’s back and better than ever!! It’s February which means it is time to celebrate my love for myself again by watching kick ass women. Last year was the beginning of my series “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s … Continue reading
New Series: Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day
AND NOW! THE SPECIAL EVENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ACTION FLICK CHICK’S NEW SERIES “CHICKS WHO DON’T WANT FLOWERS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!” To celebrate this repugnant holiday, I’m gonna review movies about chicks who kick so much ass, they don’t even need guys at all. Continue reading
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Tagged Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, Valentine's Day
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