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Category Archives: holiday
Coming Attraction: Sucker Punch!
Ladies and gents make sure you bring a bag with you into the theater because everyone is going to need something to hide their boners after Sucker Punch! It is all about the girls in this film, and I am … Continue reading
Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: D.E.B.S. (2004)
D.E.B.S. is full to the brim of women that don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day! This is the plot description for D.E.B.S. as found on Netflix: Encrypted within the SAT is a secret test that measures a girl’s potential for … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, comedy, movie, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Clare Kramer, D.E.B.S., DEBS, Devon Aoki, Jill Ritchie, Jordana Brewster, Lucinda Reynolds, Lucy Diamond, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Meagan Good, romantic comedy, Sara Foster, SAT
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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day!
Another year has passed, and February is upon us again…which means Valentine’s Day will soon be here, and the television is being bombarded with commercials about buying your special lady flowers, jewelry, and candy. While all that crap is a … Continue reading
Action Archive Christmas Edition Volume 2: Jolliest Bunch This Side of the Nuthouse
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988): Butter, Dunder, & Blixem? It’s that time of year again! A time when everyone is in the holiday spirit and full of love and willing to give to the less fortunate…but mostly give to the people … Continue reading
Posted in Archives, Christmas, holiday
Tagged A Very Zombie Holiday, Black Christmas, Christmas, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Ernest Saves Christmas, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Home Alone, How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse During the Holidays, It's a Wonderful Life, Mogwai, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Reindeer Games, Santa Claus, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Team Unicorn, The Filmgirl Force, The Long Kiss Goodnight, video, White Christmas
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Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door
As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, holiday, movie, PG-13, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Aeon Flux, Arch-Ministry, brief nudity, butt, Cameron Bright, Chick who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day, Digger Mesch, flowers, hemoglophages, Ida Martin, Kieran O'Rorke, Kurt Wimmer, language, Milla Jovovich, Nick Chinlund, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Resident Evil, Ryan Martin, sci-fi, Screen Gems, Sebastien Andrieu, Steven Calcote, Ultraviolet, Ultravioleta, Valentine's Day, Vampires, violence, Violet, violets, William Fichtner David Collier
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Carrie (1976)
Another chick who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is Carrie White. This telekinetic young girl will protect herself and exact revenge on anyone who messes with her. Well, she might actually want some flowers and a maybe a kind … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, family, horror, movie, Valentine's Day
Tagged Amy Irving, Betty Buckley, boobs, breasts, Brian De Palma, butt, Carrie, Carrie White, Chicks who don't want flowers, frontal nudity, graphic violence, horror, John Travolta, language, Lawrence D. Cohen, Nancy Allen, Nudity, pig blood, Piper Laurie, Prom, psychokinesis, psychokinetic PK, R-rated, Redbank Films, shower, shower scene, Sissy Spacek, Stephen King, telekinesis, telekinetic, The Greatest American Hero, TK, Valentine's Day, William Katt
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Screen Team Show Looks at Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief – What Kind of Thief Would You Be?
Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill and her new teammates, the Screen Team led by FilmBadgers Angie and Chad, discuss that movie with the excessively long title – Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. What do you think our … Continue reading
Posted in chick flick, family, fantasy, Valentine's Day, YouTube
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Catwoman (2004)
What better way to start off the best series, “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day,” than with the worst movie, Catwoman! Catwoman has earned herself a spot in my series because she is a kick ass female, despite … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, superhero, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, actress, Alex Borstein, anti-hero, anti-heroine, Associated Press, Awful films, Batman, Batman Begins, Benjamin Bratt, Bob Kane, Byron Mann, casting, casting news, cat lady, cat-burglar, Catwoman, Dark Knight, DC Comics, Frances Conroy, Halle Berry, Halley Berry, Hero, IMDB, jewel thief, John D. Brancato, John Rogers, Lambert Wilson, Michael Ferris, Michael Massee, Michael Uston, news, PG-13, Pitof, prequel, Razzies, Selina Kyle, sequel, Sharon Stone, speculation, spin-off, spinoff, Sun, superhero, superheroine, supervillain, supervillainess, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Sun, Theresa Rebeck, thieft, villain, villainess, Warner Bros. Pictures
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