Category Archives: holiday

Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!

Posted on March 23, 2024 by Action Flick Chick

After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Amber Heard, Billy Burke, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, cult, Drive Angry, Drive Angry 3-D, explosion, gun fight, hell, Jonah King, Machete, Milton, Nicolas Cage, Piper, Sex Scene, The Accountant, Valentine's Day, William Fichtner | 6 Comments

Home Alone (1990)

Posted on December 23, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, Christmas, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated | Tagged Christmas, Daniel Stern, Home Alone, Joe Pesci, Macauly Culkin | 2 Comments

Red Dawn (1984): Avenging Before the Avengers Made It Cool

Posted on December 9, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Wow! Red Dawn is a MANLY MOVIE! A group of boys (and 2 girls) have to grow up super fast when their town is ambushed by another country. They have to hide in the woods, kill their own food, sleep in the wilderness, scrounging for supplies to survive. Continue reading →

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Trick ‘r Treat (2008) Review: All Treats, Some Tricks

Posted on October 28, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Halloween, that time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting/scary/revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because HALLOWEEN! Continue reading →

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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time

Posted on May 6, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Assassin, bloody violence, Brian Cox, Christmas, Craig Bierko, Crime, David Morse, Forge, Geena Davis, mild female nudity, mystery, Patrick Malahide, R-rated, Renny Harlin, Samuel L. Jackson, Shane Black, strong language, The Long Kiss Goodnight, thriller, Tom Amandes | 3 Comments

Dreaming of a Black Christmas (2019)

Posted on December 23, 2022 by Action Flick Chick

How many remakes does it take for a remake to take gold? Black Christmas is still trying to figure that out. There are now three different Black Christmas movies, the original dates back to 1974, the first remake in 2006, … Continue reading →

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The Bleakest of Black Christmas (2006)

Posted on December 16, 2022 by Action Flick Chick

Some people believe that birth order shapes a child’s personality growing up. Psychologist Alfred Adler studied this specifically, coming up with the “middle child syndrome,” explaining the middle born child is somewhat forgotten by the parents since their attention is … Continue reading →

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Violent Night (2022): Christmas Spirit Out the Anus!

Posted on December 9, 2022 by Action Flick Chick

Everyone has their own favorite holiday movie they put on around this time every year. These holiday movies are often linked to a person’s childhood and evoke warm and fuzzy feelings to get them in the holiday spirit. For some … Continue reading →

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