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Category Archives: chick flick
Jennifer’s Body (2009): The Not-So-Pretty Side of Megan Fox
All those years of being on a diet to keep her precious little figure have caught up with Megan Fox. In Jennifer’s Body she forgets about carbs and calories and just eats whatever boy she wants to. She doesn’t bother doing it in a clean or ladylike fashion either, she gets down and dirty in the blood and guts of her prey. I know, it sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, it kinda wasn’t.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, band, BFF, bisexual, bloody violence, brief drug use, cannibalism, Catwoman, comedy, coming attractions, critics, Diablo Cody, feminism, feminist, Filmforce Girl, girl on girl kiss, gore, high school, horror, J.K. Simmons, Jennifer's Body, Jennifer’s Body, Johnny Simmons, Karen Gilmore, Karyn Kusama, kiss, language, lesbian, Low Shoulder, Megan Fox, Needy Amanda Seyfried, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, R-rated, Reel Artsy, review, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, swim, topless
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Movie Match: Demolition Man Vs. She’s the Man
I want to know who the real man is. Is it the Demolition Man, or is it A-Man-da Bynes? Who will come out on top? Could Amanda Bynes possibly hold a candle to Wesley Snipes or Sylvester Stallone? Let’s look … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, 3.5 kabooms, action, chick flick, comedy, PG-13, R-rated
Tagged Alex Breckenridge, Amanda Bynes, Andy Fickman, Beetlejuice, Benjamin Bratt, Channing Tatum, Daniel Waters, David Cross, Demolition Man, Dennis Leary, DreamWorks SKG, Ewan Leslie, Glenn Shadix, Hairspray, Jack Black, Jack Leslie, Julie Hagerty, Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Laura Ramsey, Marco Brambilla, Nigel Hawthorne, Peter M. Lenkov, PG-13, R-rated, Rob Schneider, Robert Hoffman, Robert Reneau, Sandra Bullock, She's the Man, Sylvester Stallone, Versus, Vinnie Jones, Warner Bros. Pictures, Wesley Snipes, William Shakespeare
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Sex and the City (2008) – Worst Action Ever
Am I the only girl who doesn’t see men as worthless individuals and only good for one thing? This movie sure seems to think so. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged bikini, boobs, breast, butt, Candace Bushnell, Chris Noth, Cynthia Nixon, female nudity, Foot Face, graphic nudity, HBO, Ho, Ho-ho, Hoe, Hoebag, Hooker, Jennifer Hudson, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Lynn Cohen, male nudity, Michael Patrick King, New Line Cinema, Officer T.J. Hooker, R-rated, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City, strong language, strong sexual content, Whore
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