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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): A Bonkers B-Movie Bonanza

Posted on August 5, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Hard Ticket to Hawaii: So ridiculous and awful that it’s hilarious and awesome! Continue reading →

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Pale Rider (1985) with old timey manspeak translations

Posted on July 22, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

“3 hots and a cot is the least I owe you.”

Pale Rider (1985), starring Clint Eastwood, comes chock full of old-timey sayings like the one above. The old-timey manspeak is so thick, in fact, you might want to bring a dictionary, or settle in and be ready for the ear puzzle of trying to translate what the hell these old-timey prospectors and gunslingers are talking about. Continue reading →

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American Outlaws (2001) Review – A Little Too Much Kick

Posted on July 8, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Cowboys, robberies, and an incredibly historically inaccurate look at the life of Jesse James is what American Outlaws is all about. Colin Farrell plays the infamous Jesse James, a man known for his poor bank etiquette. Ali Larter plays his wonderful cousin who then becomes his wife, a fact that they kind of breeze over in the film. Continue reading →

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The Specialist (1994) review: Isn’t That Special

Posted on June 24, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

If you want to see a good action film, or even a mediocre action film, then don’t watch The Specialist. There are a few good things about this flick, like when the end credits start rolling. Continue reading →

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Taken (2009) Don’t Cross Liam Neeson

Posted on June 17, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

I’m taking a brief reprieve from my “Chicks Who Don’t Need Flowers” series to review the new action movie Taken. Never has the expression “Don’t talk to strangers” ever been as true as it is in Taken. Continue reading →

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Crank: High Voltage (2009)- Upping the Voltage and Craziness of the Original

Posted on June 10, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Would you like to see a movie where the plot doesn’t matter and is filled with non-stop action and boobs? Well, now you can! For a limited time only you can see Crank: High Voltage in theatres. But wait… that’s not all, folks! Continue reading →