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Double Impact- Twice the Van Damme, Twice the Knots!
JCVD is so pompous the only costar worthy of his time is himself! JCVD plays twins in the action film, but the real scene stealer is the huge knot on JCVD’s forehead. He must’ve hurt himself pretty bad at some … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms
Tagged action movie, Double Impact, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Muscles from Brussels, twins, Van Damme
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Classic Film Review: The Magnificent Seven (1960)!
You know how oftentimes men won’t communicate with their words, and instead will just give a look, or a nod, or a hand gesture, and the other man just ‘gets’ it. That’s what I call “manspeak” and The Magnificent Seven … Continue reading
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
YEEHAW! Tired of the cliché horror movies where a group of college kids go on a trip to party in the woods and get picked off one by one by a group of evil rednecks? Then Tucker and Dale vs. … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, horror, Independent, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Alan Tudyk, hillbilly, horror, Independent, Jesse Moss, Joseph allen Sutherland, Katrina Bowden, rednecks, suicidal college kids, Sundance Film Festival, Three's Company, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Tyler Labine
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Review: Immortals (2011)!
Would being immortal be a blessing or a curse? This is where I would usually say watch Immortals to find out, but no character in the film is actually immortal, so I guess you’ll have to speculate and imagine an … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Empirus Bow, Henry Cavill, immortality, Immortals, King Hyperion, Luke Evans, Mickey Rourke, nihilism, theism, Theseus, Titans, Zeus
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The Three Musketeers (2011)
I’ve got one thing to say about The Three Musketeers: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The Three Musketeers is about four musketeers, Athos (Matthew Macfayden), Porthos (Ray Stevenson), Aramis (Luke Evans), and newbie D’Artagnon (Logan Lerman) on a mission to “save France.” Really, their … Continue reading
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
The classic game of Where’s Waldo continues with the third installment of Paranormal Activity 3. This time we are taken back to the year 1988 when Kristi (Sprague Grayden) and Katie (Katie Featherston), the stars from the first two films, … Continue reading
The Thing (1982) vs. The Thing (2011)
I had the pleasure of going in to watch the newest The Thing (2011) without knowing a single thing about it or the original. Then I went home right away and watched the 1982 version. Since the films are titled … Continue reading
Review: Bail Enforcers (2011)!
Often when a wrestler is in a movie, they’re usually the worst actor in the film. However, that is not the case with Bail Enforcers. WWE’s Trish Stratus was one of the best actors in the film, and she was … Continue reading