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Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door

As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Continue reading

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True Lies (1994): Triple Best!

You know True Lies is going to be awesome when the start of the film is Arnold in a tuxedo being asked to see his invitation, to which Arnold responds “Sure, here’s my invitation,” and blows something up. Take note movie makers, that is how you start a flick!

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Total Recall (1990)

I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.

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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!

Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.

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Feast (2005): Project Greenlight’s Fearsome Finale

Feast goes all out showing you everything that other movies would never do. There are surprises around every corner. Just when you think the rules of an action movie apply, they kill off someone you thought was absolutely safe. And I loved it for this very reason. Continue reading

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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Everyone knows why T2 is awesome, and everyone should know what happens in T2. If you don’t, shame on you. Watch it now! Continue reading

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Wanted (2008) Bullets, Rat Bombs, and Angelina Jolie

GENRE(S): Action  |  Suspense/Thriller WRITTEN BY: J.G. Jones (comic book series), Mark Millar (comic book series) Michael Brandt (story & screenplay) Derek Haas (story & screenplay) Chris Morgan (screenplay) DIRECTED BY: Timur Bekmambetov RELEASE DATE: DVD: December 2, 2008 Theatrical: … Continue reading

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

She’s a motorcycle riding, leather wearing, gun slinging tomb raider in the movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Croft is an independent woman who can take care of her own problems by using two guns and plain old fashioned ass kicking. Boys, tuck away your junk because Croft doesn’t mess around. She plays for keeps. Continue reading

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