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Category Archives: 4 kabooms
Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door
As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, holiday, movie, PG-13, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Aeon Flux, Arch-Ministry, brief nudity, butt, Cameron Bright, Chick who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day, Digger Mesch, flowers, hemoglophages, Ida Martin, Kieran O'Rorke, Kurt Wimmer, language, Milla Jovovich, Nick Chinlund, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Resident Evil, Ryan Martin, sci-fi, Screen Gems, Sebastien Andrieu, Steven Calcote, Ultraviolet, Ultravioleta, Valentine's Day, Vampires, violence, Violet, violets, William Fichtner David Collier
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True Lies (1994): Triple Best!
You know True Lies is going to be awesome when the start of the film is Arnold in a tuxedo being asked to see his invitation, to which Arnold responds “Sure, here’s my invitation,” and blows something up. Take note movie makers, that is how you start a flick!
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Ahnold, AIM-9 Sidewinder, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Art Malik, AV-8B Harrier, Bill Paxton, breasts, Charles Zidi, Charlton Heston, Claude Zidi, dance, Didier Kaminka, Eliza Dushku, Florida Keys, Grant Heslov, horse, James Bond, James Cameron, Jamie Lee Curtis, La Totale, Lightstorm Entertainment, Miou-Miou, Nudity, Omega Sector, Partial Nudity, pole dance, R-rated, remake, sexy dance, Simon Michaël, spoiler, spy, Stephanie Austin, strip-tease, terrorism, terrorists, Thierry Lhermitte, Tia Carrere, Tom Arnold, True Lies, truth serum, violence
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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!
Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alison Lohman, Amber Valletta, boobs, breasts, Brian Taylor, Brit twins, Castle, Crank, cupcake, Dexter, explosion, Gamer, Gerard Butler, Halo, Jade and Nikita Ramsey, Jade Ramsey, John Leguizamo, Kable, kill, Kyra Sedgwick, language, Lionsgate, Logan Lerman, Logan Lernman, Ludacris, Mark Neveldine, Michael C. Hall, Nikita and Jade Ramsey, Nikita Ramsey, nude, Nudity, Psych, sexual content, Simon, spoiler, strong brutal violence, tea bagging, teabag, Terry Crews, twins, video game, videogame
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Feast (2005): Project Greenlight’s Fearsome Finale
Feast goes all out showing you everything that other movies would never do. There are surprises around every corner. Just when you think the rules of an action movie apply, they kill off someone you thought was absolutely safe. And I loved it for this very reason. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action movies, Balthazar Getty, Ben Affleck, Chris Moore, Clu Gulager, comedy, Dimension Films, drug content, Eric Dane, Feast, gore, Harvey Weinstein, Henry Rollins, Hero, horror, Jason Mewes, Jay and Silent Bob, Jenny Wade, John Gulager, Josh Zuckerman, Judah Friedlander, Krista Allen, language, Marcus Dunstan, Matt Damon, monster, Navi Rawat, Patrick Melton, penis, Project Greenlight, R-rated, sexuality, violence, Wes Craven
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Everyone knows why T2 is awesome, and everyone should know what happens in T2. If you don’t, shame on you. Watch it now! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged action adventure, action films, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carolco Pictures, cyborgs, Earl Boen, Edward Furlong, James Cameron, Joe Morton, language, Linda Hamilton, R-rated, Robert Patrick, science fiction, scifi, T-1000, T-800, T2, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, violence, William Wisher Jr
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Wanted (2008) Bullets, Rat Bombs, and Angelina Jolie
GENRE(S): Action | Suspense/Thriller WRITTEN BY: J.G. Jones (comic book series), Mark Millar (comic book series) Michael Brandt (story & screenplay) Derek Haas (story & screenplay) Chris Morgan (screenplay) DIRECTED BY: Timur Bekmambetov RELEASE DATE: DVD: December 2, 2008 Theatrical: … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged * Comics *, action, Angelina Jolie, Assassin, assassins, Bend Bullets, Chris Morgan, Common, Derek Haas, Guns, J. G. Jones, James McAvoy, Mark Millar, Michael Brandt, Morgan Freeman, Partial Nudity, R-rated, sexuality, strong bloody violence, suspense, Terence Stamp, Thomas Kretschmann, thriller, Timur Bekmambetov, Universal Studios, Wanted
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
She’s a motorcycle riding, leather wearing, gun slinging tomb raider in the movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Croft is an independent woman who can take care of her own problems by using two guns and plain old fashioned ass kicking. Boys, tuck away your junk because Croft doesn’t mess around. She plays for keeps. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, video game
Tagged action violence, Angelina Jolie, Daniel Craig, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, Iain Glen, John Zinman, Jon Voight, Laeta Kalogridis, Lara Croft, Leslie Phillips, Mark Collie, Michael Colleary, Mike Werb, mystery, Nudity, Paramount Pictures, Partial Nudity, Patrick Massett, PG-13, Red Dwarf, sensuality, Simon West, Tomb Raider, video games
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