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Hatchet (2006)

Hatchet is a typical slasher film, only it’s not retarded and boring. It’s entertaining in a ridiculous manner and has a ton of recognizable faces such as Tony Todd and Robert Englund to name a few. It also aces the … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, boobs, breasts, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Friday the 13th, Harmony, Hatchet, Hatchet review, horror film, Jason Voorhees, Joleigh Fioravanti, Kane Hodder, Mercedes McNab, nude, Nudity, Robert Englund, slasher film, spoiler, Tony Todd, Victor Crowley
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The Warrior’s Way (2010): Ninjas vs. Cowboys vs. Jang Dong-gun!

This movie’s real title? Ninjas vs. Cowboys vs. Jang Dong-gun! And I wholeheartedly approve! The Warrior’s Way completely took me by surprise! I was expecting a rather serious martial arts film showing off a lot of traditional stuntwork and martial … Continue reading
Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010)

Even though The Thirst is the third film in The Lost Boys series, many fans consider it to be the first true sequel to the original film. It brought back all the things we loved about the first one: The … Continue reading
George A. Romero’s Survival of the Dead (2009)

Survival of the Dead, if nothing else, gives the perfect solution on how to tell identical twins apart: Make one of them into a zombie! Now we know, and knowing is half the battle! George Romero has brought to life … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, horror, Independent, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, CGI, Dawn of the Dead, George Romero, gore, gory, headshot, horror, Independent, mailmen, movie, Rocket Llama, Survival of the Dead, zombie
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Legion (2010): Embrace the Awfulness

I would like for someone to answer me one question: How in the world did Legion manage to snatch up so many known actors? Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, Charles S. Dutton, Tyrese Gibson, and Kate Walsh? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged action, Adrianne, Adrianne Palecki, Adrianne Palicki, Angel, Angels and Demons, Angels!, Apocalypse, Avatar, Bible, bloody violence, Charles S. Dutton, Demons, Dennis Quaid, Doug Jones, Evil Grandma, Gabriel, God, James Camer, James Cameron's Avatar, Jon Tenney, Kate Walsh, Kevin Durand, language, Legion, Lucas Black, Michael, Michael Jackson, Paul Bettany, Peter Schink, R-rated, Scott Stewart, Screen Gems, Sony, Transformers, Tyrese Gibson
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District 9 (2009) Spoiler Free!

Mmmmm, CAT FOOD! Wouldn’t you just love a big can of cat food? If your answer is yes, then you have a weird taste in food and you might be an alien. Watch District 9 and you’ll know what I’m talking about. I think I’m safe in assuming I’m not an alien. I haven’t gotten down on all fours and knocked my cat out of the way so that I can eat her food, yet.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, PG-13, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged action, Aliens, bloody violence, cat food, David James, discriminate, District 9, explosion, Neill Blomkamp, pervasive language, Peter Jackson, R-rated, sci-fi, science fiction, Scorpion King 2, Sharlto Copley, Sony Pictures, South Africa, spoiler, Terri Tatchell
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