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Surrogates (2009): Die Hardly or How to Underuse Bruce Willis
Surrogates summary in 21 words:
This isn’t an action film or comedy. The plot is interesting in theory but poorly executed. It was okay, not great.
End of summary. Thank you, thank you.
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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action, Boris Kodjoe, Brett Weldele, Bruce Willis, drama, drug-related scene, graphic novel, I Robot, James Cromwell, James Francis Ginty, John D. Brancato, Jonathan Mostow, language, Michael Ferris, mystery, Radha Mitchell, Robert Venditti, robot, Rosamund Pike, sci-fi, science fiction, sexuality, spoiler, Surrogates, Touchstone Pictures, Ving Rhames, violence
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Jennifer’s Body (2009): The Not-So-Pretty Side of Megan Fox
All those years of being on a diet to keep her precious little figure have caught up with Megan Fox. In Jennifer’s Body she forgets about carbs and calories and just eats whatever boy she wants to. She doesn’t bother doing it in a clean or ladylike fashion either, she gets down and dirty in the blood and guts of her prey. I know, it sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, it kinda wasn’t.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, band, BFF, bisexual, bloody violence, brief drug use, cannibalism, Catwoman, comedy, coming attractions, critics, Diablo Cody, feminism, feminist, Filmforce Girl, girl on girl kiss, gore, high school, horror, J.K. Simmons, Jennifer's Body, Jennifer’s Body, Johnny Simmons, Karen Gilmore, Karyn Kusama, kiss, language, lesbian, Low Shoulder, Megan Fox, Needy Amanda Seyfried, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, R-rated, Reel Artsy, review, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, swim, topless
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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, barbarian, Ben Davidson, boobs, breasts, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Crom, Dino De Laurentiis, graphic sexual content, Hercules in New York, horses, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Max Von Sydow, Nudity, Oliver Stone, orgy, R-rated, Robert E. Howard, Sandahl Bergman, Sex Scene, sex scenes, swordplay, Universal Pictures
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Inglourious Basterds (2009): Bad Time to Be a Nazi
Nein, Nein, Nein! Quit the yackin’ and get to the action! Uggg. For a movie about Nazis and WWII, Inglourious Basterds sure didn’t have much action going on. There was an interesting story though.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, arson, Bear Jew, bombing, Brad Pitt, brief sexuality, Christoph Waltz, Cloris Leachman, Diane Kruger, Eli Roth, German, Hitler, Inglourious Basterds, Jew Hunter, Jewish American, Jews, language, Michael Fassbender, Mike Myers, Nazi, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, Rorschach, Samuel L. Jackson, scalping, spoiler, strong graphic violence, The Weinstein Company, Til Schweiger, violence, World War II, WWII
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My Name is Bruce (2008)
So a guy, Jeff (Taylor Sharpe), unknowingly releases Guan-di, a Chinese God of war, while hanging around in a cemetery. Why? Well, we all know the cemetery is the new mall, plenty of flowers to choose from and places to sit while hanging out and talking about how much you hate your parents. Anyway, so Jeff kidnaps Bruce Campbell to help save the country town of Gold Lick. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, comedy, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, B-movie, Bruce Campbell, comedy, Dark Horse Entertainment, Evil Dead, God, Guan-di, language, Mark Verheiden, parody, R-rated, spoof, Taylor Sharpe, Ted Raimi, violence
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992): The Real Cherry on Top of the Pile of Dead Vampires
Do you find yourself wishing that you could relive the early 90’s? Silly question, of course you do! That time period was just so awesome and Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the perfect 90’s movie. The clothes, the dialogue, the hair…every aspect reeks of early 90’s and it is just so much fun… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, comedy, horror
Tagged 20th Century Fox, Ben Affleck, Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, David Arquette, Donald Sutherland, Fran Rubel Kuzui, Hilary Swank, Hillary Swank, Joss Whedon, Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Paul Reubens, Peewee Herman, PG-13, Rutger Hauer, Stephen Root, Vampires, violence
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Reindeer Games (2000)
And so the Christmas season is upon us. Well, it’s been upon us for about 2 months now, but I refuse to engage in Christmas activities before Thanksgiving. Come on people! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, Christmas, movie, R-rated
Tagged Ashton Kutcher, Ben Affleck, boobs, breasts, butt, Charlize Theron, Christmas, Dimension Films, Donal Logue, Ehren Kruger, female nudity, Gary Sinise, John Frankenheimer, language, R-rated, Reindeer Games, Santa Claus, sexuality, strong violence, suspense, thriller
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The Lost Boys (1987)
Corey Haim’s character, Sam, is supposed to be a teenager in this movie. Well he gets scared and asks his mommy if he can sleep with her in her bed. OMG! You’re a teenager. How about you grow a pair and kill any vampires that come into your room. Freakin’ nursery school. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 1980s, 80's, adult language, Alex Winter, Barnard Hughes, Bill and Ted, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, comedy, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Dianne Wiest, Edward Herrmann, Eighties, Gilmore, horror, horror movies, James Jeremias, Janice Fischer, Jason Patric, Jeffrey Boam, Joel Schumacher, Kiefer Sutherland, lost boys, R-rated, spoiler, suspense, The Lost Boys, thriller, Vampires, violence, Warner Bros.
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