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The Karate Kid (2010)
No one beats up Will Smith’s kid and gets away with it as evidenced by The Karate Kid, where Jaden Smith kung fu’s a bully’s ass down a couple of notches. This film is a reboot of the 1984 movie … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, family, movie, PG-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Bully, China, Dre, family, jacket off, jacket on, Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, karate, kung fu, Kung fu kid, The Karate Kid, Will Smith
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Piranha 3-D (2010) – Boobs vs. Boom
Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 3-D, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 1.21 gigawatts, 3-D, 4-D, action, Adam Scott, Alexandre Aja, beach, bikini, Birds, bisexual, blood, Blue-footed booby, bombs, Bonnie Morgan, boob, Boobies, boobs, breasts, Brooklynn Prouix, butt, buttocks, Christopher Lloyd, Cody Longo, Devanny Pinn, Devra Korwin, Dimension Films, Dina Meyer, Drugs, Eli Roth, Elisabeth Shue, Elizabeth Shue, exhibitionism, exhibitionist, explosion, fish, flash, flashing, Genevieve Alexandra, Gianna Michaels, Girls Gone Wild, gore, Gregory Nicotero, Guns, gunshot, heterosexual, horror, indecent exposure, Jaws, Jerry O'Connell, Jessica Szohr, Joe Francis, Kelly Brook, kiss, kissing, Kym Stys, lake, lesbian, lewd, Mantra Films, movie, Nancy Walters, Nicole Randall, nude, Nudity, Paul Scheer, penis, piranha, Piranha 3-D, pole dancer, public nudity, Ricardo Chavira, Richard Dreyfuss, Richard Dreysuff, Riley Steele, sequel, sex, shark, spring break, Steven R. McQueen, summer, theater, thriller, topless, video, Ving Rhames, violence, voyeur, voyeurism, water, Weinstein Company, wet t-shirt
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The Last Airbender (2010): And the best thing about it was…
Hell yeah! I am super happy that I went to see The Last Airbender because I got to see a life size, pop up poster ad for The Expendables! There were at least 7 of those beautiful, ass-kicking men there … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, PG-rated
Tagged Aang, action, Avatar, fantasy, Fire Nation, Flying cow, M. Night Shyamalan, Noah Ringer, Northern Water Tribe, Princess, spoiler, Spoilers, spoilers galore, Stallone, Tai chi, The Expendables, The Last Airbender, waterbender
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Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) – Darker Dreams
1, 2, Freddy’s coming for you! Well, yes. We’ve known this since 1984 when the original came out. So what’s new? Not much. I don’t feel like any plot explanation is needed for this film so I’ll jump right in … Continue reading
James Cameron’s Avatar (2009)
So I finally went to see Avatar. Why do I have suddenly want to revisit FernGully? Hmm, that’s weird and completely unrelated I’m sure. Anyway, the plot of Avatar is… you know what? Just watch the trailer. Continue reading
Posted in 1 kaboom, 3-D, action, Christmas, fantasy, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged 3-D, action, Avatar, explosion, FernGully, James Cameron, Michelle Rodriguez, Na'vi, Pandora, romance, Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Smurfs, Zoe Saldana
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) with Mogwai Science Facts
All Request December! Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) Okay, so Gremlins was actually requested but it was a very long wait for the flick on Netflix and I love Gremlins 2: The New Batch, so I hope this will … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, Christmas, comedy
Tagged Bad Santa, Batman, Bugs Bunny, Charles S. Haas, Chris Columbus, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christopher Lee, Daffy Duck, Dracula, genetic engineering, Gizmo, Gremlin, Gremlins, Gremlins 2, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, horror, Howie Mandel, Hulk Hogan, Joe Dante, John Glover, John Wayne, Leonard Maltin, midnight, Mischief, Mogwai, musical number, PG-13, Phoebe Cates, Porky Pig, Rambo, red-haired twins from Terminator 2, redhead twins, Robert Beltran, Santa, Santa Claus, science fiction, Star Trek: Voyager, sunlight, Tony Randall, twins, vampire bat, Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Brothers, Zach Galligan
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Bird vs. Nerd! Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Singing! Dancing! Squabbling! With André Meadows, a.k.a. Black Nerd of BlackNerdComedy.com and the Reelz Channel film review program Movie Mob. Black Nerd and I have teamed up…or rather gone head to head in a review of Super Mario Bros. Find out who will win … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, family, Versus, Video Channels, video game, YouTube
Tagged alternate history, alternate universe, Andre Meadows, Andrea Powell, Angelica, Annabel Jankel, Bertha, Big Bertha, Bird vs. Nerd, Black Nerd, Black Nerd Comedy, BlackNerd, Bob Hoskins, Bowser, boxing, boxing poster, Brooklyn Girl, Dana Kaminski, Daniella, Dennis Hopper, Desiree Marie Velez, dinosaurs, evolution, Fiona Shaw, Fisher Stevens, Francesca P. Roberts, Gianni Russo, Goomba, Goomba Dance, Iggy, John Leguizamo, Katrina Hill, King Koopa, Koopa, Lance Henriksen, Lena, Luigi Mario, Mario Bros., Mario Brothers, Mario Mario, Mojo Nixon, Movie Mob, Old Lady, plumbers, Princess Daisy, Reelz Channel, Richard Edson, Rocky Morton, Samantha Mathis, Scapelli, Screen Gems, Spike, Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Brothers, Sylvia Harman, The King, Toad, video game, videogame, Wii, Yoshi, YouTube
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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half
Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus
Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland
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