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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons
Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Amber Armstrong, Ashley Palmer, demon, demonic, Facebook, ghosts, Katie Featherston, language, Mark Friedrichs, Micah Sloat, Oren Peli, Paramount Pictures, Paranormal Activity, psychic, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Scooby-Doo, spoiler
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Amazing Spider-Man 2: Amazingly Irritating
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can! I know I used that line to open my review of The Amazing Spider-Man, but if the team making these flicks wants to dish out the same stuff we’ve already seen, so can … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, superhero
Tagged Amazing Spider-Man 2 Review, Boo, Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Okay, I am all about making peace with Martians and not fighting them or telling them how to run their planet. However, they apparently don’t follow the same guidelines regarding their interactions with Earth, because they came down to Earth and kidnapped Santa Claus in the film Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, Christmas, holiday
Tagged Alex Langley, Aliens, Christmas, Dropo, Glenville Mareth, John Call, Leonard Hicks, Mars, Martian Manhunter, Martians, MST3K, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Nicholas Webster, North Pole, Paul L. Jacobson, Pia Zadora, Santa, Santa Claus, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Scrooge, Vincent Beck, Voldar
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All Request December: White Christmas (1954) vs. Black Christmas (1974)
Christmas time is upon us and I have lined up a very special holiday match up for everyone. In the red corner we’ve got the more experienced fighter, the classic Christmas film film, White Christma!. In the blue corner we’ve got the Beast from the East, the Italian Stallion, the one, the only, Black Christmas! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, 0.5 kabooms, Christmas, family, holiday, horror, movie, Versus
Tagged Bing Crosby, Black Christmas, boxing, carolers, Christmas, Danny Kaye, film, holiday, holidays, Hollywood Walk of Fame, Italian Stallion, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder, match up, Mother Nature, movie, musical, Olivia Hussey, Olivia Hussy, Rosemary Clooney, Santa Claus, snow, snowstorm, soldiers, unicorn, Vera-Ellen, Walk of Fame, White Christmas, World War II
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Sex and the City (2008) – Worst Action Ever
Am I the only girl who doesn’t see men as worthless individuals and only good for one thing? This movie sure seems to think so. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged bikini, boobs, breast, butt, Candace Bushnell, Chris Noth, Cynthia Nixon, female nudity, Foot Face, graphic nudity, HBO, Ho, Ho-ho, Hoe, Hoebag, Hooker, Jennifer Hudson, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Lynn Cohen, male nudity, Michael Patrick King, New Line Cinema, Officer T.J. Hooker, R-rated, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City, strong language, strong sexual content, Whore
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