Category Archives: 3-D

Conan the Barbarian (2011)

I know there are a lot of die hard original Conan fans out there, but I am not one of them. I love watching Arnold Schwarzenegger in an action film just as much as the next person, but I wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)! Is There More Than Meets the Eye?

My love for the Autobots grows deeper every day; however, my love for the Transformers films has thinned with each film that comes out. The third installment, Dark of the Moon, was better than the second one, but by how … Continue reading

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Green Lantern (2011): Give It Money So DC Will Make a Better Sequel!

Superheroes: We cover our cheekbones so no one will recognize us! I think Green Lantern is the first film to acknowledge just how silly it is that just because a superhero has a tiny mask on, no one they know … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon will welcome a new piece of eye candy with Carly Miller, played by the Victoria’s Secret model Huntington-Whiteley, so say goodbye, Megan Fox and hellooooo Rosie! Carly, Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), and the Autobots race … Continue reading

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Priest (2011): Repent Least You Be Eaten by a Vampire!

Having to pay extra just to watch a film in 3D really lights my ass on fire! I hate it! Why should I have to pay 2 or more extra dollars for a pair of glasses that I have 50 … Continue reading

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Thor (2011): Will You Be Thunderstruck?

Thor is one film where I will complain that the lead guy did not spend enough time with his shirt off! I usually don’t fawn over the handsome men in films (unless it’s 300 or Jason Statham), but holy pepperoni … Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Are you ready!?! From the Lionsgate Films press release: “I live. I love. I slay…I am content.” – Conan The Barbarian The most legendary Barbarian of all time is back this Summer. Having thrived and evolved for eight consecutive decades … Continue reading

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The Green Hornet (2011): Watch It Lest You Be Stung!

Seth Rogen used to be a chubby little roly poly sort of man, but now he’s the Green Hornet! He’s all slim and looking good in his little green pimp suit. Good job, Rogen! The Green Hornet is based on … Continue reading

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