Transformers: Dark of the Moon will welcome a new piece of eye candy with Carly Miller, played by the Victoria’s Secret model Huntington-Whiteley, so say goodbye, Megan Fox and hellooooo Rosie! Carly, Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), and the Autobots race against the Decepticons to find a Cybertronian spacecraft on the Moon and learn about its secrets. I hope to see more screen time for the transformers in this third installment and fewer dogs humping each other. Transformers: Dark of the Moon will roll out into theaters June 29, 2011!
This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!
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OOOh this looks soo bad ass!! I’m really hoping the robots get more screen time in this one!
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Just four words to express my hopes for the new transformers movie, “no giant robot balls”
After that second movie they only have up to go. Though Jetfire, there’s always Jetfire…but no voice listed for him. And Soundwave. But without that whole micro Macbeth thing going on with the Decepticons this not really as fun. Plus the design of the robots is so busy, and Bay’s direction so frenetic, the fights end up looking like they come out of an Andy Capp cartoon with a robot arm sticking out now and then. And the ‘two crows’ from the last one? Seriously? After being burned twice I’m going to need people to watch it and swear on their original Optimus Prime toy that this isn’t a giant ball of missed opportunity and down right embarrassing action. I’ve been upset since Jazz did the ‘rap pose’ that 40 year old white men do when they’re trying to imitate rappers after he introduced himself (and seriously, did you kill one of the main characters in a long shot with a voice over? Ratchet can’t fix Jazz, can’t fix Bumblebee’s voice box…did he lie on his resume? What can he do?)
I am perhaps taking this all too personally.
Meh. I must be the only person who disliked the first one enough to skip the second. I’ve no desire to see Transformers 3 regardless of who’s in it. I’d rather spend my money on Captain America or Harry Potter as I have to be choosy about what I drop $12 on when I get a night out. Reboot the series, I’ll see about coming back.
They could have made a brilliant update of the 1986 animated movie with awesome CGI and live action and instead…grist mill forgettable summer junk. I’ve nothing against Meghan Fox, but it’s not like it’s that tough to find pictures of pretty girls all over the place, so why would I drop money on something I know won’t be to my liking?
And giving Optimus Prime a mouth was stupid.
Walrus, you are hilarious. I am laughing so hard right now. Go follow me on Twitter and I’ll try to find my original toy to swear upon after watching it. 🙂
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