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- Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!
- Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping
- Summer Movies 2024: What Are We Looking Forward To (and NOT Looking Forward To)? You Weigh In!
- Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness
- Freelance (2023): This Film Shouldn’t Quit Its Day Job
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Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!
After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Amber Heard, Billy Burke, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, cult, Drive Angry, Drive Angry 3-D, explosion, gun fight, hell, Jonah King, Machete, Milton, Nicolas Cage, Piper, Sex Scene, The Accountant, Valentine's Day, William Fichtner
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Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping
When I heard about the Road House remake hitting the small screens, I was inspired to revisit the original cult classic to see how it strikes me now, decades after I first saw it. And, on rewatching it, what was the first thing I was struck by? Patrick Swayze’s buns. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Ben Gazzara, boobs, breasts, David Lee Henry, explosion, Kelly Lynch, Marshall Teague, nude, Nudity, Patrick Swayze, picnic, polar bear, R-rated, Rambo, Road House, Rowdy Herrington, Sam Elliott, sex, Silver Pictures, skinny dipping, skinnydipping, strong graphic violence, strong language, Sunshine Parker
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Summer Movies 2024: What Are We Looking Forward To (and NOT Looking Forward To)? You Weigh In!
The summer movie season is almost upon us! What are we excited about? What are we NOT excited about? You weigh in! Continue reading
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Tagged best movies 2024, best summer movies 2024, blockbuster, blockbuster movies, blockbuster movies 2024, blockbusters, Deadpool & Wolverine, Deadpool 3, Dune 2, Furiosa, Furiosa A Mad Max Saga, Ghostbusters 4, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, Movies, Road Hosue, Road House, Road House Jake Gyllenhaal, Road House Patrick Swayze, summer, summer movies, summer movies 2024, worst summer movies 2024
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Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness
If there is one thing you can learn from Salt is that Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) is a freakin’ kleptomaniac! How many outfits does one highly-skilled CIA operative need to steal? Don’t you have any morals?! Oh wait, Salt’s a highly skilled CIA operative- of course she doesn’t have morals. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Angelina Jolie, CIA, Daniel Olbrychski, Evelyn Salt, explosion, female ass kicker, kills, Liev Schreiber, Russia, Russian spy, Salt, Ted Winter, White House
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Freelance (2023): This Film Shouldn’t Quit Its Day Job
Freelance (2023) has the right ingredients for a good action comedy souffle. We’ve got John Cena and Allison Brie plusTaken director Pierre Morel. Morel can handle action, Brie can handle comedy, and Cena can handle both. But can this film handle the heat and rise to the challenge, or does it collapse in the oven? Continue reading
Posted in 1.5 kabooms, action, Actor
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Plane (2023) Review: Tony Goldwyn for President
My expectations for PLANE were higher than the snow on the tallest mountain, higher than the beams of sunshine tickling the Earth, higher than the people in the parking lot of a Phish concert. Continue reading
John Wick 4: Can an Action Movie Ever Have Too Much Action?
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action
Tagged Bill Skarsgard, Chad Stahelski, David Leitch, Donnie Yen, Ian McShane, John Wick, john wick 4, john wick 4 review, john wick chapter 4, john wick chapter 4 review, john wick review, John Wick Series, Keanu Reeves, Lance Reddick, Scott Adkins, the ballerina, the continental
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The Mechanic (2011) Review: Room-Temperature Action, Served at Moderate Speed
Tired of movies that are too good? Sick of movies that are too bad? Ready for something that’s right in the middle? Look no further, it’s The Mechanic! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Arthur Bishop, Assassin, Ben Foster, Cold Hearted, drinking, explosions, hit man, hitman, Jason Statham, kill, killing, mechanic, Paula Abdul, spoiler, Steve McKenna, The Mechanic, Tony Goldwyn
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