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Let Me In vs. Let the Right One In

Let the Right One In (2008) vs. Let Me In (2010) Neither one of these films has increased my trust of children. In fact, they’ve just reinforced my suspicions that children are evil and now I’m going to be running … Continue reading

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Bitch Slap (2009)

Never has a title been as accurate as this one! Bitch Slap is filled with three bitches slapping, punching, and making out. Sounds exciting right? Well, I think surprising might be a more befitting way for me to describe it, … Continue reading

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Kneel Before Pod: Action Chicks and Arnold Flicks!

Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill co-hosts Kneel Before Pod episode 60 with hosts Ryan Heavilin and Carl Watkins to discuss favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger films. Direct Download: Right Click and Save We start talking about Arnold 35 minutes into the podcast. Warning: In case … Continue reading

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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half

Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? Continue reading

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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)

Man! I love Predator. I love everything about it. It has a lot of action and it’s well paced, brutal and pulse poundingly suspenseful! You just know at the very beginning that everyone is going to get their balls chopped off, metaphorically speaking.

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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator Trivia!

Arnold turned down an offer to do a Predator sequel because he didn’t like the script. He decided to do Terminator 2: Judgment Day instead. Arnold once stated, “I took more abuse in Predator (1987) than I did in Conan … Continue reading

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Watchmen (2009)

Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation. Continue reading

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Resident Evil (2002)

You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands. Continue reading

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