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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic

Posted on August 19, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence | 12 Comments

Which Movie Would Drive Alien Invaders Back Home?

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Which movie do you send to alien invaders to show them why they shouldn’t attack Earth? While I’m on the road, check out these answers people gave me on Facebook and twitter: Russ Penning: Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook, social networks, twitter | Tagged Alone in the Dark, An Inconvenient Truth, Bowling for Columbine, Cloverfield, Con Air, Critters, Dawn of the Dead, District 9, Hannah Montana, Home Alone, ID4, Independence Day, Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer Effect, Kindergarten Cop, Kodan Empire, Legend, Monsters vs. Aliens, Napoleon Dynamite, reality television, reality TV, Rosie O'Donnell, Simon Sez, Super Size Me, talk show, The Invisible Thread, The Last Starfighter, The View, Transformers, Uwe Boll, War of the Worlds | 3 Comments

Kneel Before Pod: Action Chicks and Arnold Flicks!

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill co-hosts Kneel Before Pod episode 60 with hosts Ryan Heavilin and Carl Watkins to discuss favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger films. Direct Download: Right Click and Save We start talking about Arnold 35 minutes into the podcast. Warning: In case … Continue reading →

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The Truth About Arnold!

Posted on October 8, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

This is the end of Arnold Fest 2009! One more clip that explains the secret behind what makes Arnold so good.

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Posted in action, comedy, Video Channels | Tagged Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, College Humor, collegehumor.com, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Edward Furlong, Eliza Dushku, fatawesome.com, FBI, film making, Jamie Leigh Curtis, Jingle All the Way, Kindergarten Cop, movie magic, naked, nude, Nudity, Predator, scam, stunt, T2, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The 8th Day, time machine, Top Secret, Total Recall, True Lies | 7 Comments

Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half

Posted on October 6, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus | Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland | 3 Comments

Best of Action Flick Chick, Part 1: The Reviews

Posted on September 10, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

To be continued: Best of Action Flick Chick, Pt 2: Whatever Else She Darn Well Pleases GI Joe (2009) So, these people who have mad skills are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around … Continue reading →

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