Resident Evil (2002)

Action Flick Chick | February 26, 2009

Milla Jovovich

You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands.

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The Classic Sci-Fi Action Movie (well, half an action movie): Aliens (1986)

Action Flick Chick | February 19, 2009

We do get to see a little softer side of this heroine, Ripley, who’s not just a hard core killing machine like The Bride. Ripley grows fond of a little girl and vows to protect her. Awww, isn’t that sweet. Save it for Oprah!

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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)

Action Flick Chick | February 11, 2009

Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.

I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.

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New Series: Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day

Action Flick Chick | January 30, 2009

AND NOW! THE SPECIAL EVENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ACTION FLICK CHICK’S NEW SERIES “CHICKS WHO DON’T WANT FLOWERS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!” To celebrate this repugnant holiday, I’m gonna review movies about chicks who kick so much ass, they don’t even need guys at all.

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Action Flick Chick | January 30, 2009

She’s a motorcycle riding, leather wearing, gun slinging tomb raider in the movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Croft is an independent woman who can take care of her own problems by using two guns and plain old fashioned ass kicking. Boys, tuck away your junk because Croft doesn’t mess around. She plays for keeps.

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