Action Flick Chick | February 26, 2009

You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands.
Category: 3.5 kabooms, R-rated, action, horror, movie, science fiction, video game |
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Tags: Apocalypse, boobs, breast, Colin Salmon, Eric Mabius, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, head shots, Heike Makatsch, James Purefoy, Joseph May, language, Marisol Nichols, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, nipple, nude, Nudity, Paul Anderson, Paul W.S. Anderson, pubic hair, R-rated, Resident Evil, sexuality, Sony Pictures, undead, vagina, Valentine’s Day, video games, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
Action Flick Chick | February 19, 2009

We do get to see a little softer side of this heroine, Ripley, who’s not just a hard core killing machine like The Bride. Ripley grows fond of a little girl and vows to protect her. Awww, isn’t that sweet. Save it for Oprah!
Category: * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, science fiction |
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Tags: 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Aliens, Bill Paxton, Carrie Henn, Dan O'Bannon, David Giler, Gale Anne Hurd, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, James Cameron, Lance Henriksen, language, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, R-rated, Ronald Shusett, sci-fi, Sigourney Weaver, thrill, violence, Walter Hill, William Hope
Action Flick Chick | February 11, 2009

Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.
I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
Category: * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, R-rated, action, movie |
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Tags: bloody violence, Chia Hui Liu, Chicks who don't want flowers, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, gore, Kill Bill, Kill Bill: Volume 1, language, Lucy Liu, Michael Jai White, Michael Madsen, Miramax, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, some sexual content, The Bride, Uma Thurman, Valentine’s Day, Vivica A. Fox
Action Flick Chick | January 30, 2009

AND NOW! THE SPECIAL EVENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ACTION FLICK CHICK’S NEW SERIES “CHICKS WHO DON’T WANT FLOWERS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!” To celebrate this repugnant holiday, I’m gonna review movies about chicks who kick so much ass, they don’t even need guys at all.
Category: Valentine's Day, announcement |
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Tags: Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, Valentine's Day
Action Flick Chick | January 30, 2009

She’s a motorcycle riding, leather wearing, gun slinging tomb raider in the movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Croft is an independent woman who can take care of her own problems by using two guns and plain old fashioned ass kicking. Boys, tuck away your junk because Croft doesn’t mess around. She plays for keeps.
Category: * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, PG-13, action, movie, video game |
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Tags: action violence, Angelina Jolie, Daniel Craig, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, Iain Glen, John Zinman, Jon Voight, Laeta Kalogridis, Lara Croft, Leslie Phillips, Mark Collie, Michael Colleary, Mike Werb, mystery, Nudity, Paramount Pictures, Partial Nudity, Patrick Massett, PG-13, Red Dwarf, sensuality, Simon West, Tomb Raider, video games