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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)
…gina Jokes Guy because pretty much everything he said was a joke about big vaginas, and I have to say that I loved, loved, loved the big vagina jokes! I was so sad that guy died first. I was looking forward to hearing how big the Predator’s vagina was but the Predator got overly worried about looking uncool and killed him before the VJG could come up with one. Now I guess we’ll never know about the Predator’s vagina. On a separate note, holy crap… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, vagina, violence
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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half
…e playing the game “who is my daddy and what does he do.” We find out that vagina kid’s dad is a “carnogologist and looks at vaginas all day long” Another mom says that the dad is a “real sex machine.” I just couldn’t appreciate this scene when I was younger, but I do now. It’s exceptionally funny stuff. Kids will say the darndest things. C ½ isn’t able to deliver this kind of humor with the kids. It’s mostly just the one kid, so he’s not saying c… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus
Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland
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Kill Boksoon (2023): The Korean John Wick?!?
…ensue, turning things upside down at M.K. Ent. Jeon Do-yeon oozes BVE (big vagina energy) in her role as Bok-soon. She has that perfect intimidating look, the takes-no-shit walk, and composure of an assassin with unparalleled confidence in the fact that she is the best. From the moment she steps on screen you know she’s gonna rock the shit out of this movie when given the chance. Unfortunately, Bok-soon doesn’t get the chance to display many of h… Continue reading
Watchmen (2009)
…s abound in this review, so be warned! Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation. In Watchmen there are penis shots sprinkled in liberally in throughout the movie, but in a tasteful way, not in a pornographic way making it totally appropriate for the kiddos, so there won’t be anything weird to explain. And not jus… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, movie, R-rated, science fiction, superhero
Tagged Adrian Veidt, Alan Moore, Alex Tse, alternate history, Billy Crudup, boobs, breasts, Carla Gugino, Charlton Comics, Dave Gibbons, David Hayter, DC Comics, Doctor Manhatten, Dr. Manhatten, Earth-4, female nudity, Jackie Earl Haley, Jackie Earle Hailey, Jackie Earle Haley, Jacky Earle Haley, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Higgins, Lauri Jupiter, male nudity, Malin Akerman, Matt Frewer, Matthew Goode, Moloch, Moloch the Mystic, Night Owl, Nite Owl, Nite Owl II, nude, Nudity, Ozymandius, Pat Buchanan, Patrick Wilson, penis, R-rated, Rorschach, Sally Jupiter, sci-fi, science fiction, Sex Scene, Silk Specter, Silk Spectre, Silk Spectre II, Solid Snake, spoiler, Stephen McHattie, superhero, superhero sex, superhero team, superheroes, Tales of the Black Freighter, The Comedian, vagina, Vietnam War, vigilante, Walter Kovacs, Watchmen, Watchmen: The IMAX Experience, Zack Snyder
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Bitch Slap (2009)
…ning Hel’s shoulders to the ground. Hel retaliated by biting Camero on the vagina. Ouch! She dug in deep! Best Kill: Kinki (Minae Noji), a secondary character, finds herself at the business end of a shotgun. Before you know it her brains are splattered all over the camera. Make sure to bring a towel so you can wipe the grey matter off your face! Action Rating: 3 ½ Bitch Slaps, out of 5. Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, America Olivo, bisexual, Bitch Slap, bitches, Black Ice, boobs, breasts, Camero, cat fights, catty, cleavage, Debbie Lee Carringto, Dennis Keiffer, Eric Gruendemann, Erin Cummings, exploitation, explosion, female exploitation, girl fight, harem, Hel, hell, homage, Hot Pocket, Hot Wire, Julia Voth, Kevin Sorbo, Kinki, Lady Liberty, lesbian, lez, Lucy Lawless, Mark Lutz, Michael Hurst, Minae Noji, Mother Superior, naked, nude, Nudity, porno, R-rated, Rawhide, Renee O'Connor, Rick Jacobson, Robert Tapert, Rocket Llama, Ron Melendez, Scott Hanley, sex, Sex Scene, sexploitation, Sister Batril, slob my knob, tongue in cheek, Trixie, vagina, vixen, William Gregory Lee, Zoe Bell
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Let Me In vs. Let the Right One In
…ng to shank someone as Oskar did. There was also no weird and out of place vagina shot in Let Me In, which I am very thankful for. One thing I am sad about is the lack of cats in the remake. The original had a hilarious scene where a gang of cats go berserk and attack a lady. Oh and the biggest difference between the two films is that the remake is all in English while the original is in Swedish with subtitles. I watch movies INSTEAD OF reading. I… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror
Tagged American, blood, bullies, Bully, cats, Chloe Moretz, cross, death, fangs, foreign film, Hit-Girl, horror, housecat, Kare Hedebrandt, kids, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Let Me In, Let the Right One In, Lina Leandersson, murder, remake, stake, suspense, Swedish, undead, vagina, vampire, Vampire romance, Vampires, violence
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G33K & G4M3R GIRLS Fangirl Furor: Should Geek and Gamer Girls Go Sexy, Sexless, Something Else?
…People will find a reason to pick on you regardless if you have a penis or vagina. 1 reason I won’t game w/ strangers. actionchick: Yeah, but for guys pretending to be girls on WoW, getting picked on for being girls on boys’ turf can be part of their fun. Kevinpsb00: Reason I play girl characters in #WOW is the basic human mail is dull like a tree trunk. Wish I could change his body type. kallisti_x: I think women provide “geek cred” so they get v… Continue reading
Posted in twitter, Video Channels, YouTube
Tagged * Comics *, Adrianne Curry, American Beauty, babe, Barbies, Batgirl, beauty, Black Widow, Blog, brains, Break.com, California Gurls, Cindy Morgan, Clare Grant, Clare Kramer, comic books, Comic-Con, cosplay, cosplayers, cosplaying, cred, D&D, Danger Maiden, Daphne, Daphne Blake, Dazzler, fanboys, fangirls, feminism, feminists, Fred, G33k and G4m3r Girls, gamer girls, gamers, gaming, geek, Geek and Gamer Girls, Geek and Gamer Girls Song, geek cred, Geek Girls, Geek Girls Network, geekgirls, geeks, Geeks United, geeky, gender bender, gender issues, Gina Misiroglu, grrls, high school, hot chicks, implied nudity, Ink-Stained Amazons and Cinematic Warriors, Jennifer Stuller, Katy Perry, knitters, Leeloo, Levi Johnston, Lolita, Mario, Marjorie Liu, married, Mean Girls, Michele Boyd, Milynn Sarley, Ms. Marvel, naked, nerd, nerd girls, nerdy, nude, Nudity, Olivia Munn, Poison Ivy, porn, rainbows, Rileah Vanderbilt, Rosie the Riveter, San Diego Comic-Con, San Diego Comic-Con International, Scooby-Doo, sex appeal, sexiness, sexuality, sexy, single, Slave Leia, sports, Star Wars, Supergirl, Superwoman, Talk Nerdy to Me Lover, talknerdytomelover.com, Team Unicorn, The Walking Dead, Twilight, twitter, unicorns, Velma, Velma Dinkley, video, video games, Wonder Woman, World of Warcraft, WoW
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Any Movie Can Be Improved by Adding…
…Makries: talented actors Gerardo Lopez-Castillo: Boobie… Gilbert Paulsen: vagina amd breast Harold Burman: Explosions! Helen Oetken Barnard: MST3K Samuel F. Moultrie: Nice Helen. I was gonna say boobies but MST3K works. Christoffer Andersson: ditto on the MST3K. If that is vetoed I’ll go for nudity Ima SpaceNinja: Danny Trejo. Jacob Pickthall: Zombies Jeremy Hyler: a good plot. John Knutson: action flick chick Michael Potter: New combos of old sw… Continue reading
Posted in Facebook, movie, social networks, twitter
Tagged #ff, 3-D, 3D, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, bacon, Bill Murray, bitch, Boobies, boobs, breasts, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Willis, Carl Weathers, Celtic, chicks, Christopher Eccleston, Chuck Norris, Cindy Morgan, Clive Owen, cookies, cupcake, cyborg, Cylons, Cynthia Rothrock, Danny Trejo, David Tennant, Emily Mortimer, explosions, Facebook, Felicia Day, fourth wall, Gigli, gratuitous sex and violence, Halloween, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Hit-Girl, hot chicks, I have a very long list. Chiwetel Ejiofor, Ishtar, Jack Nance, James Horner, Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Cusack, Katrina Hill, Kevin Bacon, Kick-Ass, Klingons, Kurt Russell, Mel Gibson, monkey, more cowbell, Morgan Freeman, MST3K, Nathan Fillion, Nazi, Nazi zombies, Ninja, ninjas, Nudity, Patricia Clarkson, pirates, RED, Scream, Second Amendment, sex, sex and violence, Shaffer cheese, Space, Steven Seagal, suspense, talent, Thin Red Line, Thomas Jane, Tim Thomerson, Tom Jane, twitter, unicorns, vaginas, violence, Wilhelm, zombies
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