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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)

…gina Jokes Guy because pretty much everything he said was a joke about big vaginas, and I have to say that I loved, loved, loved the big vagina jokes! I was so sad that guy died first. I was looking forward to hearing how big the Predator’s vagina was but the Predator got overly worried about looking uncool and killed him before the VJG could come up with one. Now I guess we’ll never know about the Predator’s vagina. On a separate note, holy crap… Continue reading

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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half

…e playing the game “who is my daddy and what does he do.” We find out that vagina kid’s dad is a “carnogologist and looks at vaginas all day long” Another mom says that the dad is a “real sex machine.” I just couldn’t appreciate this scene when I was younger, but I do now. It’s exceptionally funny stuff. Kids will say the darndest things. C ½ isn’t able to deliver this kind of humor with the kids. It’s mostly just the one kid, so he’s not saying c… Continue reading

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Kill Boksoon (2023): The Korean John Wick?!?

…ensue, turning things upside down at M.K. Ent. Jeon Do-yeon oozes BVE (big vagina energy) in her role as Bok-soon. She has that perfect intimidating look, the takes-no-shit walk, and composure of an assassin with unparalleled confidence in the fact that she is the best. From the moment she steps on screen you know she’s gonna rock the shit out of this movie when given the chance.  Unfortunately, Bok-soon doesn’t get the chance to display many of h… Continue reading

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Watchmen (2009)

…s abound in this review, so be warned! Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation. In Watchmen there are penis shots sprinkled in liberally in throughout the movie, but in a tasteful way, not in a pornographic way making it totally appropriate for the kiddos, so there won’t be anything weird to explain. And not jus… Continue reading

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Bitch Slap (2009)

…ning Hel’s shoulders to the ground. Hel retaliated by biting Camero on the vagina. Ouch! She dug in deep! Best Kill: Kinki (Minae Noji), a secondary character, finds herself at the business end of a shotgun. Before you know it her brains are splattered all over the camera. Make sure to bring a towel so you can wipe the grey matter off your face! Action Rating: 3 ½ Bitch Slaps, out of 5. Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters… Continue reading

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Let Me In vs. Let the Right One In

…ng to shank someone as Oskar did. There was also no weird and out of place vagina shot in Let Me In, which I am very thankful for. One thing I am sad about is the lack of cats in the remake. The original had a hilarious scene where a gang of cats go berserk and attack a lady. Oh and the biggest difference between the two films is that the remake is all in English while the original is in Swedish with subtitles. I watch movies INSTEAD OF reading. I… Continue reading

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G33K & G4M3R GIRLS Fangirl Furor: Should Geek and Gamer Girls Go Sexy, Sexless, Something Else?

Team Unicorn (left to right): Milynn Sarley, Michele Boyd, Rileah Vanderbilt, Clare Grant

…People will find a reason to pick on you regardless if you have a penis or vagina. 1 reason I won’t game w/ strangers. actionchick: Yeah, but for guys pretending to be girls on WoW, getting picked on for being girls on boys’ turf can be part of their fun. Kevinpsb00: Reason I play girl characters in #WOW is the basic human mail is dull like a tree trunk. Wish I could change his body type. kallisti_x: I think women provide “geek cred” so they get v… Continue reading

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Any Movie Can Be Improved by Adding…

…Makries: talented actors Gerardo Lopez-Castillo: Boobie… Gilbert Paulsen: vagina amd breast Harold Burman: Explosions! Helen Oetken Barnard: MST3K Samuel F. Moultrie: Nice Helen. I was gonna say boobies but MST3K works. Christoffer Andersson: ditto on the MST3K. If that is vetoed I’ll go for nudity Ima SpaceNinja: Danny Trejo. Jacob Pickthall: Zombies Jeremy Hyler: a good plot. John Knutson: action flick chick Michael Potter: New combos of old sw… Continue reading

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