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Resident Evil: Retribution – Someone Put a Bullet in this Franchise, Please!
…seen this film. Jovovich returns as Alice in the fifth installment of the Resident Evil series, along with many familiar faces you’ve either seen in the first four films or played in the video game world. For the two of you who are interested, I’ll keep the returning faces a surprise. As far as story coherence, dramatic tension, character development or original ideas, Resident Evil: Retribution is a very bad film. What really happened in this fi… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 5 kabooms, action, movie, science fiction
Tagged action chick, Albert wesker, Alice, Barry, Jill Valentine, Leon Kennedy, Master of unlocking, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, movie, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Retribution, Troy and Abed, umbrella
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Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City release date!
…t! Interested? Check out Capcom’s official game description for more info: Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City delivers a true third-person team-based shooter experience set within the dark and sinister Resident Evil universe. Not only does this setting provide a rich backdrop to the action but it also delivers a unique and brutal triple-threat battle. Zombies and Bio-Organic Weapons (B.O.W.s) add to the mix as players compete against their team… Continue reading
Resident Evil (2002)
…entine’s Day. Jovovich plays Alice in the pretty scary action-filled flick Resident Evil, which is just overflowing with creepy vibes, pounding music, and naked ladies (okay, so there’s basically just one naked lady, but she’s naked several times). Milla Jovovich as Alice nude at the start of Resident Evil. Milla Jovovich as Alice nude in flashbacks throughout movie. Milla Jovovich as Alice nude at the end of Resident Evil. There are a few lessons… Continue reading
Posted in 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged Apocalypse, boobs, breast, Colin Salmon, Eric Mabius, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, head shots, Heike Makatsch, James Purefoy, Joseph May, language, Marisol Nichols, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, nipple, nude, Nudity, Paul Anderson, Paul W.S. Anderson, pubic hair, R-rated, Resident Evil, sexuality, Sony Pictures, undead, vagina, Valentine’s Day, video games, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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Every Zombie Movie Ever Made
…Century of the Dead Timo Rose 2002 Necropolis Awakened Garrett White 2002 Resident Evil Paul W.S. Anderson 2002 Zombie Campout Joshua D. Smith 2002 Battlefield Baseball Yudai Yamaguchi 2003 Beyond Re-Animator Brian Yuzna 2003 Blood of the Beast Georg Koszulinski 2003 Boot Hill Blind Dead Chris Mackey & Alana Smithe 2003 Corpses Are Forever Jose Prendes 2003 Daddy, Kiss Me Michael P. DiPaolo 2003 Dead Clowns Steve Sessions 2003 Deadhunter: Sevilli… Continue reading
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Tagged 28 Days Later, Automaton Transfusion, Biohazard, Boy Eats Girl, Braindead, Cemetary Man, Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, CHUD, Danny Boyle, Dario Argento, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dead Clowns, Dead in the Water, Dead Men Walking, Diary of the Dead, Ed and His Dead Mother, Ed Wood, Edward D. Wood Jr., Fido, Flight of the Living Dead, Frankenstein, George Romero, ghouls, Hard Rock Zombies, House 2, House of the Dead, I Am Legend, I Eat Your Skin, I Walked with a Zombie, Idle Hands, James Gunn, John Russo, Kim Poirier, Land of the Dead, Linnea Quigley, Living Dead, Living Dead Girl, Max Brooks, Mulberry Street, Night of the Comet, Night of the Creeps, Night of the Living Dead, Night of the Living Dead 3-D, Patricia Tallman, Pet Sematary, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Planet Terror, Porn of the Dead, Poutrygeist, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Quarantine, Re-Animator, Redneck Zombies, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Extinction, Return of the Living Dead, Richard Matheson, Route 666, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, Shaun of The Dead, Slither, Survival of the Dead, The Boneyard, The Quick and the Undead, The Rising Dead, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Tom Savini, Tombs of the Blind Dead, Tony Todd, Troma, twitter, undead, vampire, Vampires, Versus, voodoo, Waxwork, White zombie, Wikipedia, World War Z, Zack Snyder, Zombi, zombie, zombie apocalypse, Zombie Cheerleader Camp, zombie clown, Zombiegeddon, zombies
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Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
…slowed down and had everyone dodging bullets, zombie dogs, and sunglasses. Resident Evil: Afterlife was fun and entertaining even though the storyline sucked balls. I’m already looking forward to the next one with the (secret) return of one of my favorite characters from a previous film. *Spoilers Below* Time Until Action Starts: ~ 4 minutes Baddies: Albert Wesker! And zombies! And whatever the hell those ugly things were! Best Line: “Five years a… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, fantasy, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 3-D, action, Action Flick Chick, adventure, Ali Larter, Alice, Apocalypse, Axe Man, Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, clones, Executioner, Hobgoblins, horror, Japan, Jill Valentine, Matrix, Milla Jovovich, mind control, Nemesis, Norman Yeung, Paul W.S. Anderson, post-apocalyptic, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Shawn Roberts, shower scene, Snorlax, spoiler, Spoilers, T-Rex, T-virus, tokyo, Umbrella Corporation, video game, Wesker, zombie
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Coming Attraction: Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
…in the fourth installment of the video game based Resident Evil series. In Resident Evil: Afterlife, Alice is joined by her clones to rescue prisoners and fight the sinister Umbrella Corporation. The film also stars Ali Larter, Wentworth Miller, Spencer Locke, and Shawn Roberts. The first three Resident Evil films are some of my favorite flicks of all time, not to mention that Milla Jovovich is one of my favorite butt kicking chicks, and I can’t w… Continue reading
Posted in action, Coming Attractions, horror, YouTube
Tagged 3-D, action, Ali Larter, Alice, Biohazard IV, coming attractions, Constantin Film Produktion, horror, Milla Jovovich, Paul W.S. Anderson, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Shawn Roberts, Spencer Locke, trailer, Umbrella Corporation, video game, Wentworth Miller, YouTube, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
…one of them take me down, if you know what I mean. After seeing the whole Resident Evil trilogy, it is weird to see Jovovich in a commercial for something like lip stick or make up of some sort. I always feel like she should be drop kicking the lip stick and breaking its neck instead of smiling and swearing that it lasts all night. What is that about? Time until zombie related action: ~ 6 minutes Guys getting killed (Bad guys): Zombies and Umbrel… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged action, Alexander Witt, Alice, Apocalypse, boobs, breast, head shots, horror, horror movies, Jared Harris, language, Mike Epps, Milla Jovovich, nemeses, Nemesis, nipples, nude, Nudity, Oded Fehr, Paul W.S. Anderson, R-rated, Razaaq Adoti, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, S.T.A.R.S., sci-fi, science fiction, Sienna Guillory, Sony Pictures, Sophie Vavasseur, suspense, Thomas Kretschmann, thriller, Umbrella Corporation, undead, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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May Mega Mayhem: Resident Evil 4
…friends play it on more than one occasion. Finally, I joined the “I played Resident Evil and survived” club. This is a single player survival horror video game. It’s so popular that they made movies with the same name based on these games. I couldn’t get past the controls though. It’s 2010, why can’t I shoot and walk at the same time? That is the most frustrating thing for me while playing this one. I’m used to being able to trot around and shoot… Continue reading
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Tagged Action Flick Chick, chainsaw, Leon, President, Resident Evil 4, video game, zombies
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