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Resident Evil: Retribution – Someone Put a Bullet in this Franchise, Please!

If you want to see Resident Evil: Retribution but are on a tight budget, just watch a gif of Milla Jovovich shooting zombies over and over, without ever bothering to take cover or reload, and you’ve essentially seen this film. … Continue reading

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Lessons Learned: When not to use an umbrella

So, I had one of those embarrassing moments a few weeks back and I want to share it with everyone so that you guys might learn from my stupidity.
…raining cats and dogs, and maybe a few zombies, so I decided to use the umbrella this one time (and the last time). We were in the middle of tornado weather, the wind was blowing so hard that the Sam’s store across the street from where I was had the whole side of their building that was under construction ripped open…. Continue reading

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