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All Request December: Ninja Assassin (2009)
…atch a movie, then it must be one hell of a movie. And I can honestly say, Ninja Assassin was one hell of a movie! So good choice, woman! Ninja Assassin is about a ninja, played by Rain, who is an assassin who kills other ninjas who assassinate people. To keep from spoiling anything, that’s all I’ll say, but that’s all that really matters. He murders a LOT of people, and it is awesome! When I interviewed David Leitch, he mentioned that they had a… Continue reading
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Tagged Adriana Altaras, Assassin, Ben Miles, blood, David Leitch, decapitation, defenestration, Flood of blood, Ill-Young Kim, J. Michael Straczynski, James McTeigue, Jonathan Chan-Pensley, Jung Jihoon, Korean, Kylie Goldstein, language, Linh Dan Pham, Matthew Sand, Naomie Harris, Ninja, Ninja Assassin, R-rated, Rain, Raizo, Randall Duk Kim, Rick Yune, Sho Kosugi, Singer Rain, Stephen Marcus, strong bloody stylized violence, Sung Yang, Warner Bros. Pictures, Yakuza, Yu Fang, Yuki Iwamoto
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Coming Attractions: Ninja Assassin (2009)
…e released on November 25, 2009, Ninja Assassin should rock our faces off! Ninja Assassin is written by J. Michael Straczynski (who you may know from his stint writing The Amazing Spider-Man for Marvel Comics or little things like creating Babylon 5 for TV) and Matthew Sand; and produced by the Wachowski brothers, with our pal David Leitch as a 2nd unit director. Rain (Speed Racer) plays Raizo, a very deadly assassin, and Naomie Harris plays a Eur… Continue reading
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Tagged action, Adriana Altaras, Assassin, Ben Miles, blood, bloody stylized violence, David Leitch, decapitation, defenestration, Europol, Flood of blood, Ill-Young Kim, J. Michael Straczynski, James McTeigue, Jonathan Chan-Pensley, Jung Jihoon, Korean, Kylie Goldstein, language, Linh Dan Pham, Matthew Sand, Naomi Harris, Naomie Harris, Ninja, Ninja Assassin, R-rated, Rain, Raizo, Randall Duk Kim, Rick Yune, Sho Kosugi, Singer Rain, Stephen Marcus, Sung Yang, Wachowski brothers, Warner Bros., Warner Bros. Pictures, Yakuza, Yu Fang, Yuki Iwamoto
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Movie Chicks on Action Flicks: Ninja Assassin
…r two small kids. This was NOT a kid-friendly film.” Site: Film Gurl Post: Ninja Assassin by Film Gurl: “Would I recommend paying to see it? It depends. If you’re really in the mood for an action type movie and there’s not much else out there you’d like to see, I’d say it’s a toss up.” Site: Screenshots of Miss Bonnified’s Mind Post: Ninja Assassin by Miss Bonnified: “…can I just say I’m glad I didn’t wait for a guy to take me? Unless he’s either… Continue reading
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Tagged Adriana Altaras, Assassin, Ben Miles, blood, David Leitch, decapitation, defenestration, Flood of blood, Ill-Young Kim, J. Michael Straczynski, James McTeigue, Jonathan Chan-Pensley, Jung Jihoon, Korean, Kylie Goldstein, language, Linh Dan Pham, Matthew Sand, Movie Chicks, Naomie Harris, Ninja, Ninja Assassin, R-rated, Rain, Raizo, Randall Duk Kim, Rick Yune, Sho Kosugi, Singer Rain, Stephen Marcus, strong bloody stylized violence, Sung Yang, Warner Bros. Pictures, Yakuza, Yu Fang, Yuki Iwamoto
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New GI Joe: Retaliation Clip Features Hot Ninja-On-Ninja Action!
…ng awesome! The GI Joe franchise is known for having the occasional moments of unbelievable ninja action, and in this new clip of GI Joe: Retaliation, it looks like the film is shaping up to meet our ninja-loving expectations. Break Exclusive: New G.I. Joe Has Amazing Ninjas – Watch More Funny Videos This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!… Continue reading
Troll 2 (1990): More Reasons Not to Eat Green Eggs and Ham
…themselves. The goblin is holding a Molotov cocktail. Out of nowhere, dead ninja grandpa summons a ninja lightning bolt from his ninja fingers and strikes the Molotov causing it to ignite and explode, setting the goblin on fire. That’s right, sucker! Goblin magic is no match for Ninja Magic! Action Rating: ½ Gallon of Nilbog Milk, out of 5. This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass! Disclaimer: Just because I am the Ac… Continue reading
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