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Machete Kills Trailer Released!

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Action Flick Chick
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Danny Trejo reprises his role as Machete, a machete-wielding bad ass, in Machete Kills . The first film was insanely fun and insanely bloody, and the sequel seems to, at the very least, bring a lot of recognizable cast members including but not limited to: Michelle “Dies more than Sean Bean” Rodriguez, Amber “I Drive Angry” Heard, Charlie “Winning” Sheen, Mel “Never take our freedom” Gibson, Jessica “Jess” Alba, and Lady “I have a Poker Face” Gag… Continue reading →

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ActionFest 2011: Machete Maidens: Unleashed (2010)!

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

…filming conditions, the outrageous stunts, and the downfall of the genre. Machete Maidens: Unleashed has breasts and gore galore from the many clips shown from the Filipino films. In this documentary, one director himself stated that these were movies that made sure there wasn’t too much dialogue because the actors were terrible and they might get it wrong! Machete Maidens also looks at the themes of the Filipino films and whether or not they wer… Continue reading →

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Coming Attraction: Machete (2010)

Posted on August 24, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

…decided to make it into a real film, starring Danny Trejo as the eponymous Machete on a mission of revenge. I don’t know about you, but any guy named “Machete” is not worth messing with. There’s usually a very specific reason someone picks up a name like that, and it’s not because they’re a great prep cook. The film also stars some hot, tough ladies such as Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez. I wonder if Michelle Rodriguez plays a character that… Continue reading →

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Action Chick Comic: The Machete Family Reunion

Posted on September 5, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

…Click here for the full-sized image. COLOR COMING VERY SOON. Special thanks to @MerlynSanchez @Santiaman @UnclePappyWolf @braziltriplets @RiverCityOtter @miss_whowewere @zombieonado @TeamDetDuffy @iamxandersky. Related posts: * Coming Attraction: Machete (2010) * Dead or Alive: Who’s Missing from The Expendables? * Marko Interviews Danny Trejo… Continue reading →

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The Expendables (2010) Trailer: “We’re Dead with an Accent.”

Posted on October 15, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

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Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!

Posted on March 23, 2024 by Action Flick Chick

…n shoots at one guy holding a machete. The bullet hits the nothing but the machete, but the force makes the guy machete himself right in the forehead, killing himself. Best Explosion: A hydrogen truck flips over and crashes into a group of cop cars, causing a huge explosion and flinging all kinds of debris in your face. Action Rating: 4 Fully Clothed Nicholas Cage Doing Things You’d Normally Be Naked For, out of 5. This is the Action Flick Chick,… Continue reading →

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ActionFest Film Festival 2011!

Posted on March 9, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

…has been made possible by motion picture stunt-business veteran John Cann (Machete, Tango and Cash, Predator 2), President and CEO of Action P.A.C. Stunts, L.L.C., who is creating the show and providing the equipment along with Randy Fife (Robocop, Arlington Road). ActionFest 2 promises to be four days of adrenaline-fueled pleasure for film buffs, with an exciting combination of the best in contemporary action cinema (including several premieres)… Continue reading →

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Ass-Kicking Action Flick Chicks of 2010! Plus YOUR 2010 Faves and 2011 Picks!

Posted on January 7, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

…t Johansson in Iron Man 2 * Luz – Michelle Rodriguez in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete * Quorra – Olivia Wilde in TRON Legacy Some of you may be thinking, “If those get honorable mention, who are the top 5???” Well, haul yourself over to Newsarama and find out. (You should already know who’s #1.) And post comments so we’ll know if you’d like me to visit Newsarama again sometime. Watch readers over there argue away over the inclusions and exclusions. (… Continue reading →

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