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Dead or Alive: Who’s Missing from The Expendables?
…. Trejo had to pick between co-starring in The Expendables and starring in Machete. He told us two years ago what high hopes he held for Machete. actionchick: Okay, Jean-Claude Van Damme turned down The Expendables. Who else is missing from the ultimate action movie? answers on twitter jediofdoom: @actionchick Steven Segal devtony: Wondering…why isn’t Steven Seagal in “The Expendables?” Oh right. Because he sucks. AppJnk: @actionchick BobbyBless21… Continue reading
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Coming Attraction: Tarantula (Danny Trejo, Erin Cummings)
Interview: Danny Trejo discusses Machete hopes with us (2008). Hot off Machete, Danny Trejo joins Erin Cummings (Bitch Slap, Spartacus: Blood & Sand) to star in the edgy indie thriller Tarantula. Tarantula tells the story of a mysterious female biker named Gabby (Cummings) who escapes from a satanic biker gang to start a new life in Sweet Home, Colorado, while unbeknownst to her, she is being trailed by her nemesis, a man from her past life (Trej… Continue reading
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Tagged America Oliva, Bitch Slap, Danny Trejo, Erin Cummings, Julia Voth, Machete, Mutant X, nude, Nudity, Oley Sassone, Predators, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, sex, Sex Scene, Spartacus Blood & Sand, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, Tarantula, Two of a Kind Productions, vigilante, violence, Xena: Warrior Princess
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Coming Attractions: September Preview!
…r is looking pretty bleak after the 10th. Interview: Danny Trejo discusses Machete hopes with us (2008). Pumped to see: September 3: Machete September 10: Resident Evil: Afterlife Neither Pumped Nor Pissed About: September 1: The American September 3: The Tillman Story (limited release) September 10: I’m Still Here (limited release) September 10: The Virginity Hit September 17: Easy A September 17: The Town September 17: Devil September 17: Alpha… Continue reading
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Tagged Action Flick Chick, Alpha and Omega, Buried, Catfish, coming attractions, Danny Trejo, Devil, Easy-A, Going the Distance, I'm Still Here, interview, Jack Goes Boating, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, Legendary, Machete, Marko Head, Never Let Me Go, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Texas Frightmare Weekend, The American, The Tillman Story, The Town, The Virginity Hit, Waiting for Superman, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Wizard World, You Again
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Ebony, Ivory, & Jade (1976): ’70s Action-sploitation, Now with Less Exploitation!
Machete Maidens Unleashed!, a truly awesome documentary on the wild exploitation films made in the Philippines, highlighted the film Ebony, Ivory, & Jade. So, of course I had to watch it. The title is rather misleading, though. For starters, because of the type of film it is, you’d think it’s about three ladies, one of Asian decent, one of Caucasian decent, and one of African-American decent; but, oh no. That would make too much sense. It starts… Continue reading
Action Rom Coms – with Giveaway: Lionsgate DVD Killers (Katherine Heigl, Ashton Kutcher)
…eve Carell is always a riot! Larry Yoshida: Mr & Mrs Smith Caprice Conley: Machete. Chris Edwards: Romancing the Stone?… sort of? Dave Weirs: The Princess Bride Charissa Gilmore Duff: I can’t believe no one mentioned the Pirates of the Caribbean series. There’s action, romance, funnies & mythology. What about Cut Throat Island too? If you’re looking for a more recent movie I got nothing. Gary Makries: Grosse Point Blank Papa Llama: Grosse Point Bl… Continue reading
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Tagged 30th birthday, action, action flick, action movie, acton lovers, Ashton Kutcher, Assassin, Attack of the Clones, Big Trouble in Little China, Bird on a Wire, Blu-ray, bullets, Catherine O’Hara, contest, Cutthroat Island, Date Night, Desperado, digital download, DVD, El Mariachi Triology, Facebook, free, freebie, French Riviera, giveaway, Grosse Point Blank, in-laws, Jen Kornfeldt, Jewel of the Nile, Katherine Heigl, Kick-Ass, Killers, Knight and Day, Lionsgate, Machete, Matthew McConaughey, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, mythology, Nick Frost, on demand, Pirates of the Caribbean, prize, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rob Riggle, rom com, rom zom com, Romancing the Stone, romantic comedy, Sahara, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Shaun of The Dead, shootout, Simon Pegg, Spencer Aimes, spy, Steve Carell, suburban life, suspense, The bounty hunter, The Princess Bride, Tom Selleck, True Lies, twitter, violence
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Which Iconic Film Characters Should Fight Zombies?
…ff and nuke the entire site from orbit..only way to be sure. chazvoltaire: MACHETE or the cast of Danger Girl wyldride: Etienne Navarre vs. Zombies. KeithAllGamer: @actionchick Dr Hannible Lecter would teach the zombies how to enjoy eating brains with fava beans and a nice chianti. nel1jack: I would like to see Justin Bieber fight zombies, I’m sure the zombies would win. 😉 KeithAllGamer: Capt. Kirk vs zombies: General Order 24, ‘nough said. EnnisD… Continue reading
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Chick Hits: 10-10’s Top Tens
…n Chick vs. Piranha 4-D 5. Action Chick vs. Brain Waves – in Color! 6. The Machete Family Reunion 7. Action Chick vs. Inception (Color!) 8. The Legend of Bill – Check Out the Chick! 9. Action Chick vs. 3-D! 10. Not the Action Top Ten Previews: 1. Predators (2010) 2. The Expendables (2010) 3. Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) 4. District 9 Trailer – Oh Yeah It’s an Action Movie 5. 13 (2010) with 13 Tzameti Trailer 6. Tarantula (Danny Trejo, Erin Cumming… Continue reading
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ActionFest 2011: Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)! They Picked on One Hobo too Many!
…’s Grindhouse is now a full length feature film. No, I’m not talking about Machete, I’m talking about Hobo with a Shotgun! Rutger Hauer is a hobo new to Hope Town. He jumps off his train and is greeted by a filthy, corrupt city run by crime boss Drake (Brian Downey) and his two evil sons in training, Slick (Gregory “That kid from Everwood” Smith) and Ivan (Nick Bateman). After seeing numerous immoral acts go unpunished by the police, Hobo gets fed… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, convention, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Actionfest, Brian Downey, crime boss, Drake, Everwood, exploitation film, gore, Gregory, Grindhouse, Hobo With a Shotgun, Hope Town, horror, Ivan, Machete, Molly Dunsworth, Nick Bateman, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Rocket Llama, Rutger Hauer, shotgun, Slick
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