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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half
…get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? But wait for it, Cop and a Half (C ½) has a just as nail biting opening. Devon (Norman D. Golden II), a ferocious 8-year-old, is seen on the playground with…a water gun! He is following a bad guy himself: his 8-year-old friend. Don’t let your guard down just because C ½ involves kids, who, as we all know, can be mean and evil. Trust me. Well, little Devon gets trigger happy and shoots an ad… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus
Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland
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Best Police Action Movie? With S.W.A.T. Firefight DVD Giveaway
…hables … Timecop Tweek_Robles Does Time Cop count LOL Jet Li in ONE or RoboCop ALL RoboCops & Beverly Hills Cops!! LOL ActionChick: Some asked if Super Cop, Die Hard, Infernal Affairs, Walking Tall, Time Cop (that 1 was a joke) count – why wouldn’t they? OnyxSparrow: It is a valid point. Does a “Cop Movie” count if the hero(ine) isn’t acting directly as a cop, they just happen to be one? BenjMartin: “cop movie” has to mean you actually see protago… Continue reading
Posted in action, Coming Attractions
Tagged action flick, action movie, Behind Enemy Lines, Benny Boom, Carly Pope, cop movie, Gabriel Macht, Giancarlo Esposito, Kristanna Loken, police movie, Robert Patrick, S.W.A.T., S.W.A.T. Firefight, SWAT, SWAT Firefight, T2, Terminator 2, Terminator 2: Judgment Day
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Axe Cop Trailer: Death by Doo Doo!
…iliar with the amazing webcomic Axe Cop, let me break it down for you: Axe Cop is a cop who fights badguys with an axe. He’s friends with heroes like Flute Cop, Sockarang, and The Best Fairy Ever. If it sounds like something a little kid would dream up, that’s because it is. Written by five-year-old Malachi Nicholle and illustrated by his brother Ethan, Axe Cop quickly became a runaway hit. There’s Axe Cop games, Axe Cop apparel, and even an Axe C… Continue reading
What Is the Best Worst Movie? With Best Worst Movie (2009) Documentarian & Troll 2 (1990) Star Michael Paul Stephenson
…p and a Half during his own boyhood days. He’d discovered my “Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half” match-up a while back. You can see Norman’s favorite bad movie further down the page. Click to see the script’s title page. @rickswift: This is the best, worst movie of all time, I bore my friends with lines from it all the time, NILBOG! why wasn’t it LLORT? @actionchick: Movie’s working title was actually Goblins @rickswift. Troll 2 got slapped… Continue reading
Posted in horror, interviews, twitter
Tagged Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, Battlefield Earth, Best Worst Movie, Black Emanuelle, Blank Man, Blankman, Cai yang nu bang zhu, Christina Reynolds, Claudio Fragasso, Conan O'Brien, Connie Young, Darren Ewin, David McConnell, Deborah Reed, Demon Hunter, Don Packard, Dr. Seuss, Emanuelle, Farmer Waits, Frankie Avalon, Gary Carlson, George Hardy, Glenn Gerner, Go Green, goblin, Goblins, Green Eggs and Ham, Hardbodies, He's Just Not That Into You, Highlander 2, Hobgoblins, I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle, I Know Who Killed Me, Jason Wright, Jean Hagen, Keanu Reeves, Lance C. Williams, Laura Gemser, Leprechaun, Lindsay Lohan, Margo Prey, Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, Michael Stephenson, Michele Abrams, Michelle Abrams, Mike Nelson, milk, molotov cocktail, MST3K, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Naked Gun, NBC, Netflix, Netflix Instant Watch, Night of the Demons, Nilbog, ninja nun, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, Orca: The Killer Whale, Panic, Patrick Swayze, Point Break, Rabid Grannies, Ray Milland, RiffTrax, Robert Ormsby, Rossella Drudi, Sam-I-Am, sequel, Showgirls, Snakes on a Plane, Starship Troopers, The Day After Tomorrow, The Devil's Gift, The Guy with Secret Kung Fu, The Tonight Show, The Tonight Show starring Conan O'Brien, Thunder Ninja Kids: Hunt for Devil Boxer, Torque, Troll, Troll 2, Walmart, Wood Tales Girl, Worst movie lines, Worst movie lines ever, Worst movie scenes ever
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Who’s Your Buddy (Cop)? with Red Hill DVD Giveaway
…scapes from prison and heads straight for Red Hill to kill the men who put him there. One by one, the townsmen fall until Cooper discovers the shocking truth about the convict, and must challenge everything he believes in order to stop the massacre and bring justice to Red Hill. We’re giving away a copy of this movie to one random respondent to this question: You’re in a buddy cop movie. What fictional character do you want for your partner? Answe… Continue reading
Screen Team Show: Cop Out (2010)
The Action Flick Chick and her Screen Team Show teammates review Cop Out (the movie formerly known as A Couple of Dicks), a buddy cop comedy directed by Kevin Smith (yes, @ThatKevinSmith) and starring Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, and Seann William Scott. Plus: We perform our favorite Kevin Smith movie lines. With Screen Team Show, my rating on the 5-kitty scale is NOT my usual action rating. It’s how much I personally like the movie because it nee… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, comedy, R-rated, YouTube
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The Classic Sci-Fi Action Movie (well, half an action movie): Aliens (1986)
…the kid make it onto the ship just as the Queen gets off the elevator and they escape…or do they!?!?! DUM DUM DUM! Rating: 2 and a half Big Momma Queen Aliens, out of 5… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, science fiction
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Aliens, Bill Paxton, Carrie Henn, Dan O'Bannon, David Giler, Gale Anne Hurd, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, James Cameron, Lance Henriksen, language, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, R-rated, Ronald Shusett, sci-fi, Sigourney Weaver, thrill, violence, Walter Hill, William Hope
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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
…onnor (Terminator), and John Matrix (Commando). …Now, granted, Kimble from Kindergarten Cop isn’t really an action hero, but he does get into some action in that movie and he’s played by Ahnold himself. My deepest sympathies to everyone out there whose name isn’t John because it looks like your chances of becoming an action hero are very slim. If you’re still feeling down, consider changing your name to John so you might have a chance at getting t… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence
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