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AFC Classic: Double Impact- Twice the Van Damme, Twice the Knots!
JCVD is so pompous the only costar worthy of his time is himself! JCVD plays twins in the action film, but the real scene stealer is the huge knot on JCVD’s forehead. He must’ve hurt himself pretty bad at some … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms
Tagged action movie, Double Impact, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Muscles from Brussels, twins, Van Damme
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Double Impact- Twice the Van Damme, Twice the Knots!
JCVD is so pompous the only costar worthy of his time is himself! JCVD plays twins in the action film, but the real scene stealer is the huge knot on JCVD’s forehead. He must’ve hurt himself pretty bad at some … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms
Tagged action movie, Double Impact, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Muscles from Brussels, twins, Van Damme
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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) with Mogwai Science Facts
All Request December! Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) Okay, so Gremlins was actually requested but it was a very long wait for the flick on Netflix and I love Gremlins 2: The New Batch, so I hope this will … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, Christmas, comedy
Tagged Bad Santa, Batman, Bugs Bunny, Charles S. Haas, Chris Columbus, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christopher Lee, Daffy Duck, Dracula, genetic engineering, Gizmo, Gremlin, Gremlins, Gremlins 2, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, horror, Howie Mandel, Hulk Hogan, Joe Dante, John Glover, John Wayne, Leonard Maltin, midnight, Mischief, Mogwai, musical number, PG-13, Phoebe Cates, Porky Pig, Rambo, red-haired twins from Terminator 2, redhead twins, Robert Beltran, Santa, Santa Claus, science fiction, Star Trek: Voyager, sunlight, Tony Randall, twins, vampire bat, Warner Bros. Pictures, Warner Brothers, Zach Galligan
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Gamer (2009) Anyone Want Some Tea!
Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alison Lohman, Amber Valletta, boobs, breasts, Brian Taylor, Brit twins, Castle, Crank, cupcake, Dexter, explosion, Gamer, Gerard Butler, Halo, Jade and Nikita Ramsey, Jade Ramsey, John Leguizamo, Kable, kill, Kyra Sedgwick, language, Lionsgate, Logan Lerman, Logan Lernman, Ludacris, Mark Neveldine, Michael C. Hall, Nikita and Jade Ramsey, Nikita Ramsey, nude, Nudity, Psych, sexual content, Simon, spoiler, strong brutal violence, tea bagging, teabag, Terry Crews, twins, video game, videogame
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The Boondock Saints (1999)
Have you ever wondered what the Green Goblin would look like as a woman? Nope, me either, but The Boondock Saints just throws it in your face like a monkey flinging poo at you. You’re just making cute noises at the monkey and then you’ve got poop in your face. You’re just watching a movie than then you’ve got Willem Defoe in drag kissing a man! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Billy Connolly, Bob Marley, boobs, Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, Boston, breasts, Brian Mahoney, Carlo Rota, Catholic, David Della Rocco, David Ferry, detectives, drag, FBI, Franchise Pictures, fraternal twins, Gerard Parkes, God, Green Goblin, Harvey Weinstein, Il Duce, Irish-American, language, Mark Brian Smith, Miramax Films, mob, mobsters, New Line Cinema, Norman Reedus, Nudity, Paramoun Pictures, prayer, R-rated, River Styx, Rocco, Ron Jeremy, rosary, Russian Mafia, Sean Patrick Flanery, sexual content, Special Agent Paul Smecker, spoiler, strong violence, tattoos, transvestite, Troy Duffy, twins, vigilante, vigilantism, Willem Dafoe, Willem Defoe, William Dafoe
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