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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse During the Holidays
Our friends in Team Unicorn have released their follow-up to their viral music video “G33K & G4M3R Girls” (“Geek and Gamer Girls”) by showing how to handle a zombie outbreak in the holiday season with “A Very Zombie Holiday (Instructional … Continue reading
Posted in comedy, YouTube
Tagged A Very Zombie Holiday, AOTS, Apocalypse, Attack of the Show!, baking, carolers, carollers, Christmas, Christmas carol, Christmas Eve, Clare Grant, comedy, Danger Maiden Productions, G33k & G4m3r Girls, G4, G4TV, Geek and Gamer Girls, Geek and Gamer Girls Song, holiday season, holidays, How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse During the Holidays, humor, instructional video, machine gune, Michele Boyd, Milynn Sarley, New Year's, parody, pies, Rileah Vanderbilt, Seth Green, spoof, survival horror, Team Unicorn, Thanksgiving, The Walkind Dead, turkey, Uzi, video, YouTube, zombie, zombie apocalypse, Zombie Fighting 101, zombie outbreak, zombies
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ThanksKilling (2009): Just add alcohol!
If ThanksKilling doesn’t make you say “WTF?” at least 10 times, I don’t know what will. I’m just going to come out and say it: Thankskilling is bad, bad, bad. How bad was it? It was so bad that I … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror
Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, alcohol, ancient evil, Awful movie, bestiality, boobs, breasts, dog, drunk, evil turkey, Feast, gobble, gore, grand guignol, grave, holiday, horror, monster, nipple, Nudity, Pilgrim, redneck, revenge, Rocket Llama, sex, shotgun, Spoilers, stereotype, stuffing, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving horror, ThanksKilling, turkey, violence, wtf
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Interview: VH1’s Scream Queens 2 – The Winner!
I worked my magic and scored an interview with the winner of Scream Queens 2, with a few remarks from SQ2 producer Joke Fincioen, before the winner has even been announced to the public! I don’t know who the winner is … Continue reading
Posted in horror, interviews, TV
Tagged 2001 Maniacs, 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams, 9 months, actress, Allison Kyler, Angela Anderson, Audition, behind the scenes, Biagio Messina, books, Christine Haeberman, Christmas, competition, contest, director, EPK, Feast, fright, Gabby West, Green Lantern, heroine, horror, horror chick, Indiana Jones, interview, interviews, Jaime King, James Gunn, Jason Constantine, Jessica Ortiz, Jessica Palette, Jigsaw, Jigsaw Killer, Jo-Anne Krupa, John Homa, Joke and Biagio, Joke Fincioen, Joke Productions, Karlie Lewis, Kevin Beggs, Kylah Kim, Lana Underwood, Lina So, Lindsay Felton, Luci Romberg, Marissa Skell, Mark Burg, Michael Rooker, Michelle Galdenzi, Ninja Warrior, phone calls, privacy, reading, reality television, reality TV, Rosanna Pansino, Sarah, Sarah Agor, Sarah Alami, Saw, Saw V, Saw VI, Saw VII, scary movie, scary movies, Scream Queens, Scream Queens 2, Sean Patrick Flanery, sexy, Shawnee Smith, Sierra Holmes, SQ2, stunts, stuntwoman, Tai Davis, Tanedra Howard, television, Thanksgiving, Tim Sullivan, turkey, TV, Vh-1, VH1, Women of the Web, WotW
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Thanksgiving: That Time of Year When Evil Turkeys Scare the Stuffing Out of You
There aren’t a lot of Thanksgiving action movies. Frankly, a discussion with some fellow film lovers turned up a grand total of none. Several people mentioned the comedy Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, but that’s no action movie. Addams Family Values at … Continue reading
Posted in holiday, horror
Tagged Addams Family Values, Adrian Paul, Ari Lehman, bird, Blood Freak, Bobby Ray Akers Jr., cannibalism, Christmas, Dana Cullivan, Dead Harvest, Die Hard, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Dracula, Drugs, Eli Roth, evil turkey, faux trailer, Friday the 13th, General Bastard, giblets, Grinhouse, Heather Hughes, Home Alone, Home Sweet Home, Jake Steinfeld, Jason Statham, Jason Voorhees, Jordan Downey, Lindsey Anderson, mutant, Nettie Peña, original Jason, Pilgrim, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Reindeer Games, Seance, Steve Hawkes, Suki Peters, summer camp, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving play, ThanksKilling, Thanxgiving, Thanxgiving: Dead Harvest, The Long Kiss Goodnight, turkey, Vinessa Shaw
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